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ITT:We poorly describe a historical event and anos try to guess which is.

Me first:

>Leaded by a general
>His army was great
>They BTFO most of the battles,but in the last,they GTFO.

Napoleonic wars.

>guy decides he's the messiah
>causes worst war after ww2/ww1

Taiping Rebellion

Second Congo War

Yes

Yuguslav War?

>A war created just to creat nationalism ina country
>One of the countrys GTFO so hardly,that they start hating from the one that BTFO them.
>One of the countrys get the ruler of the other country as POW.

>invading foreign power establishes internment camps for native populace
>begins conducting experiments on captives, live dissections, biological weapon tests, etc.
>scientists responsible, as well as data from their experiments, are sequestered away from the world at large and they face no repercussions

Unit 731

>the good guys lost

Easy. The American Revolution.

>Goose was burned
>Country followed soon

Rhodesian Bush war

>take a part in preparations of coup
>fall into coma
>in meantime coup fails
>get forced to commit suicide after walking up

...

>revolt
>it's a two parter
>first part is killing Turks
>second part is making peace with Turks
>leader of the first part gets BTFO'd
>Sretenjski Ustav

>Country opens trade with another country
>Elements in latter country disagree but can't do anything because they don't have power
>Organize rebellion
>BTFO the people in power
>People in power flee and create their own country
>Get BTFO again

>general salty in more ways than one
>gets BTFO and assblasted by a general whose name sounds like a stinging arachnid

ez. boshin war

Taiping rebellion

>nation A gets attacked by literally all of their neighbors
>Nation A BTFO all of them super hard
>other nations are still completely assmad about it

All the Arab-Israeli conflicts.

Yup

>country wants its rightful clay back from former rulers
>national government doesnt give a shit so militias try to take it back
>guerilla warfare in the streets
>everyone gets sick of this shit
>peace treaty, rightful clay still not seized

Chechen stuff?

no

>in unstable 3-man alliance
>wage war of conquest for 8 years
>make money and shit
>scare the rich cunts back at home
>eventually daughter dies
>alliance breaks
>crosses river
>bit more fighting in other countries
>dictator

Obvious Caesar is obvious.

>somebody's ear gets cut off
>thousands die

Napoleonic Wars

Mongol wars

every war ever

Spanish civil war

Lepidus

WWI, willy's point of view

>You get into a fight with your cousin and your other cousin joins the fight
>Your cousin dies and you are exiled

...

>MEANWHILE, IN THE SOUTHERN UNITED STATES

1860 presidential election

War of Jenkins' cock

Close enough

Punic Wars

t. Moloch

Irish war of independence

Still salty I see chav