Mom was a bitch

Jesus

good old Willy

martin luther

Lol Romulus

WILLY

>have an idea to go take some pasta niggers land
>before the trip a bunch of dicks get chopped off
>get blamed and cant go on the trip
>its a total failure anyways who care

Alcibiades

>remove 7 books
>takes the Bible seriously
Choose one

My nigga

James was a book of straw

Also he suggested removing those books from the NT, no Protestants actually did it. The deuterocanonical books of the OT had no place in the Bible.

>got my peepee succ on plane
>BTFO serbia

Hitler never got blown on a plane

Hitler never even had a blowjob

>damn i'm a cuck
>DAMN i'm a cuck
>but y'all are even biggers cucks so i get to be the kang

Don't know how that even happened desu

Meant to reply to guy above me

hah

>not taken seriously by anyone
>present boorish & bombastic speeches that speak to the poorer, and less educated in ever growing rallies,
>surprise everyone by actually taking control of the government

Hitl...I mean Drumpf amirite lol

insane caliph/imam convinces people he is god and spawns a new religion

CAIN???

muhammad?

Hand problems leads to writing erotic fanfiction about his mother

Freud?

no

>Those darn Jews!

proud of you

No

bjorn ironside

Hakim II

correct but he was the first and only hakim of the fatimids

jengis

Almost every ottoman sultan before the 17th century.

Wilhelm II

Can someone please explain this meme to me?

>Some homeless Wizard fucks a Queen and has an insane amount of HP

>Apathetic neckbeard just wanted to enjoy life with his trap wife even though he hated his mom, goes down in history as insane

>A big guy stands on a bridge and fucks up the entire English army for 20 minutes

2nd one is Nero?

First one is ra ra Rasputin

Correct

Harold Godwinson is the last one

Actually, no. The last one is a Battle, not a person.
Even though you are right

>Man is fucking a lot of bitches
>Has to keep it on the down low because the government hates a player
>Some journalist fuck spills the beans
>Wreck that fuckers shit
>Go to jail
>Get shot trying to climb out a window

First one is Obviously Rasputin.

Second is either Nero or Elgalabus

3rd is that one norse dude who held the bridge

Island emperor obsesses over the west and starts war with sword wielding businessmen

>Be an Ace Pilot
>Everyone keeps jacking you off because you're the best kid in the pilot academy
>Enemy pilots take their hats off to you
>Constant popularity hard-on
>Now watch as i dogfight an entire squadron of experienced wingmen
>wasted.hullpainting

Kaiser Wilhelm felt a strong sexual attraction for his mom, and her not reciprocating it played a big part to his downfall into autism

independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/kaiser-wilhelm-ii-s-unnatural-love-for-his-mother-led-to-a-hatred-of-britain-8943556.html

Overrated knight/hero from north of the wall with only one major victory to his name.

Trump

Cain

No, I don't think Trump was a knight...

Third one is the Battle of Stamford Bridge

Wallace

Correct.

>be king

>be a lazy fuck

>give country democracy because you can't be assed to govern

Italy?

>I have united my country, now we have the power to create the greatest empire of all time
>why are my ships sinking
>dies

Not quite, same continent

>be french
>hear about holy roman empire
>declare it is none of these

>king drowns
>everyone leaves

Britain?

Voltaire and the
>H
>R
>E

3rd crusade

Napoopan

...

no

lold

>old guy destroys Napoleon's troops in Italy and crosses the Alps afterwards

>Lol i'm son of the king
>get killed and shoot out of the cannon
>lol i'm alive
>get killed
>lol i'm alive
>get killed

>Go on a lads trip to slaughter Saracens
Or
>Cuck Anglobro of his continental holdings instead
He chose #2

>be NEET
>become a king
>can't find a wife to be queen
>lol, my waifu is queen now

Alexander Suvorov

First crusade?

LOL is this that leader of Boko Haram who the Nigerians have killed like 5 times and they just keep shuffling another body double in front of the camera to troll Nigeria?

Any number of Chinese emperors?

>guys in boats arrive
>ruin everything for everyone forever
>leave

>man learns to NEVER steal cucumbers

Vikings

Vikings didn't ruin THAT much.

Africa

You've just described like... a hundred different major events.

I am going to go with the Sea People.

Romulus

underrated post

1)It's literally what OP was going for
2)I said this already
3) it's been like 5 seconds since that was posted it can't be underrated

It's describing a person.

/thread

Umar ibn Al-Khattāb, second Caliph of the Rashidun Caliphate.

a wealthy general is killed ironically on the other side of his world

spanish armada?

>Christ i really need to shit.
>This ball sucks
>I just really need to go
>Fuck it, not like anyone below would give a shi-

Luther never removed James, I wish this retarded fucking meme died already.

2nd one is literally me except I won't be remembered by history.

Atilla the hun

>protestantism is rad
>fuck catholics
>forward, my svens
>fug, horse 2 fast
>get shot
>dies.