How the fuck can I buy my first bitcoin?

how the fuck can I buy my first bitcoin?

registered at coinbase, sent them a small amount of euro, been waiting for days now, nothing, my payment method isn't verified
registered at kraken, filled it up to tier 3, been waiting for days again, not processed/verified, cant buy anything
registered on bittrex, there is no option to buy bitcoin with bank account, or I can't fucking find it
registered on poloniex, there is no option to buy bitcoin with real money again

what the fuck

I've been trying to fucking get in for more than a week now and I cant

why

why is this so fucking hard

is this what the future is supposed to be?

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quit whining nigger

>be a filthy nocoiner
>try to change this
>Veeky Forums just calls me a nigger and doesn't help
why is this world so fucking cruel

psst, localbitcoins.com

still waiting for kraken to verify me, its been a week so far

newfag here too
kraken verified my tier 1 yesterday after 2 fucking weeks, which fucking useless considering I need tier 2 to deposit fiat

This is the type of question you should've asked years ago. But you didn't listen.

Go with localbitcoin. I can buy bitcoin in a matter of hours with a little markup there.

I will sell you 0.5-5 bitcoins depending on payment method

[email protected] , I trade on local bitcoins and can verify this

be patient, nigger. your money didnt go anywhere.

BUT THE TRAINS

IM MISSING ALL THE TRAINS

I am having the exact same problems!

no coiner here and wanted to try and buy bitcoin

coinbase let me buy a tiny bit of ETH

then it says my payment needs verifying

I ring bank and they say its nothing to do with them

So coinbase says my bank has to verfiy it. bank says no


some whale please donate so I can at least try it out :-(

dont want much i am going to try out how it all works

and then want to buy and hold on a few things I think look promising

>localbitcoins.com

my locals want 2800 usd is that a bit high of a mark up

This

git gud

fuck this im not buying it with such a markup just cause exchanges cant go faster

thank you

Go to Virvox, deposit however much you want. Convert USD to SLL then covnert SLL to BTC. Afterwards you can send the BTC to whichever wallet you want (first transaction takes 48 hours)

Whats the speed of buying a bitcoin compared to a litcoin?

Don't buy altcoins as your first purchase. Buy a Bitcoin then exchange Bitcoins to Altcoins. Keep in mind Virvox has a 10% fee which is astronomical, but I've tried like 6 different services and didn't get anywhere.

Bitit lets you buy 25€ without ID or other bullshit, takes seconds. If you want to buy more you have to buy some vouchers on a IRL store (they're very easy to find).

>tfw tier 3 kraken account

wesellcrypto.com/ have fun OP