Year is 2030

>Year is 2030
>Every currency trades against DGB
>DGB is the global currency
>Bitcoin is worth 0.00001 DGB and has been delegated to a p&d shitcoin
>ETH is also a shitcoin and is worth 0.000000001 DGB
>Veeky Forumsbros who HODL'ed have multiple lambos

sell the hype before the news

did mommy ever tell you you have a very vivid imagination?

>ETH is worth less than BTC
Try again.

We are the future, lads.

What's with the autistic DGB memes?

when u get in on a coin b4 it gets as big as eth ull learn why we make sht memes

fukin finally i got in, finally ill be able to get in on lambo, it make take a year or 3 but i finally made it in

>Year is 2030

>walk into Gamestop

>ask for a copy of Final Fantasy XX

>"Ok, that'll be 0.3 DGB"

>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets

>oh fuck not again

>"I only have 3 Bitcoin please"

>"Bit-what?"

>face gets red

>"Please accept my bitcoin right now."

>"I don't know what that is. What kind of shitcoin is that?"

>struggling to contain my embarrassment

>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit

>voice reduced to a mumble

>"have money please bitcoin give money please accept"

>"Are you okay?"

>shit breaches through my asscheeks

>propelled forward at 60mph

>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter

>he's holding onto me for dear life

>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes

>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face

>yelling "ACCEPT PLEASE BITCOIN GAME PLEASE ACCEPT"

>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti

>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping

>he tilts me backwards

>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards

>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere

>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus

>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale

>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below

>3 miles upwards now

>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit

>my transformation is almost complete

>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder

>steer myself across the comsos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail

xd nice meme idiot

>coin as big as eth

doesnt mention stratis

rofl

superhuman bitcoin hodlers confirmed

mfw this is actually going to happen through the power of memes

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kek

And then you wake up.

DGB is a fucking garbage PnD scam. This is all bullshit hype about some backwater minecraft server implemented DGB into the game. Whoop dee doo.

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>want to buy DGB
>posters hyping it are autistic and have no sources

What do I do

Acknowledge that all of our excitement and hype is the product of celebration at 1000% gains rather than any sincere attempt at demonstrating its value to the rest of you. We mostly don't care if you join or not.

Your choice whether you want to be in at the ground floor of the gaming crypto or not.

>backwater minecraft server implemented DGB into the game
Youre a retard. No ones buying dgb for that shit

DGB is a mess. DGB is a big fat mistake.

>implying shitstop will still be around in 2030

Seriously. To anyone who thinks this coin is pumping because of a minecraft mod you are a complete fucking idiot.

This thing has the second highest volume behind Ripple on fucking Poloniex AND Bittrex.

Nearly 100 million dollars total in the past 24 hours

You think that's all because of minecraft? Gas yourself

>0.3 dgb

i could buy america for that in 2030