What if Jesus was a girl?
What if Jesus was a girl?
Xavier Sanders
Joseph Morgan
What if your mum was a tranny? She would of sharted you into existence. Oh wait, that's what happened anyway.
Jason Russell
Pretty sure she was, never seen any picture of him with beards.
Brody Bell
What if Jesus was an anime girl?
Jack Turner
>when fp isn't bp
Daniel Rodriguez
Well of course Jesus was a girl. He's the lamb of God, offered for our sins. And lambs as sin offerings are female. Leviticus 4:32, you can look it up yourself.
Cameron Clark
The "Chant of Light" from Dragon Age is actually a pretty cool analogue for something like that. The Chantry is literally the gender flipped catholic church and Andraste is by all means gender flipped jesus.
Owen Myers
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Nathaniel Russell
Let's meme this into a real Christian schizim for the pleasure of muh dik.
Alexander Evans
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Andrew Ortiz
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Christian Reed
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Luis Moore
Pretty sure Children of God sect already prays by masturbating to girl-jesus.
Zachary Perry
What if Jesus was Ethiopian?
Ayden Cook
Fantasizing about Jesus while masturbating/having sex is important part of their religious beliefs.
Julian Gomez
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Andrew Robinson
>(((Moses David)))
Every fucking time.
Jason Howard
>a Triptych
They payed attention to detail, nice
Justin Cruz
>countless religions or beliefs which venerate goddess figures
>Needs this memed into reality
off yourself.
Kayden Young
What type of dog is that?
>le ur mum
Carson Phillips
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Chase Sullivan
>What if Jesus was a girl?
It's been thought about before
Ian Bennett
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Kayden Ward
Never seen someone get flamed this hard
Top Kek dude,
TOP KEK
John Reed
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