Why is it that France has always been a shining beacon of goodness in the World. And that her arch nemesis Germany has always been an evil villain to this world? Do they have it in their blood or something?
And how does it come that France always has kicked germanys ass in war? Does it mean that the light always prevails or is that just another thing in their blood?
Good thread
Just when I thought this board couldn't get more pseud.
It's 100% true, otherwise i want arguments why I'm wrong
It's a baseless argument get over the good guy bad guy meme then maybe you can celebrate your 14th birthday with some reflection
Not OP but the good guy / bad guy is a common theme among plebs so it's fair to address it.
Germany=The country of genocides war and oppression
France=The country of Liberté, égalité and fraternité
You can't disprove this fact
No but seriously, Care to elaborate?
If you think France committed no atrocities you have a finite illness that needs treating plus those little transparent ideologies don't make up for the evil they've done
Let me guess you're French
All atrocities committed by the French have been justified
Germany: Warmonger, started many wars, Rape of Belgium, first to bomb civillians, use gas and use flamethrowers in ww1 and the Holocaust
What atrocities has France comitted that are even remotely comparable?
The same can be said for the krauts too if you're willing to act like a child in a banal thread that is more appropriate on /pol/ where they self-congratulate themselves in something they had no partake.
Promoting homosexuality
Murdering and raping millions of civilians because of racial reasons is different than shooting a few Spaniards in revenge
>they don't know about the atrocities in Haiti
Kek, that's not even close to comparable
It's dumb, as an academic, you should just focus on facts. Who cares if people are gonna blame Germany for ww1, you can at least see it in a perspective.
Completely lawful, the only truly bad things the French did was the slavery - but as did every other country.
Also, few, if any of the men were actually French, they were mainly Poles. The atrocities were widespread across both sides, the Haitians massacred thousands of women and children during their rebellion, they were also well known for gouging out eyes of prisoners with corkscrews, so nothing the "French" did was any worse.
Things like the supposed gas chambers are very disputed and terribly documented.
Novody here is an academic, stop LARPing as one.
Small percentage of people here should be, although you are probably right, hence the shittiness of this board.
>systematic oppression of a surprisingly self sufficient people is good only when the French do it because they are gud guise no matter what
Sure son do you now see that your argument consists of Disney channel logic
>v-violence is only bad if the french do it!
Fuck off, Socialist.
Wow your a retard did you learn to read and write yesterday and I despise socialism unlike you frogmen
>what is franco-prussian war
You didn't dispute any of my points, the only bad thing the French did in Haiti was slavery and literally everyone else did the same
>Spam artillery
So you think that Germans are your evil twin just with more evil blood or are you even more retarted then I think
>self sustaining Haitians
Liberté, égalité and fraternité ??You muppet, France undertook nuclear weapon tests between 1966 and 1996 at Moruroa and Fangataufa, causing international protests, for a long time the plutonium fall-out from South Pacific tests of 60s and 70s was kept hidden,
Also on 10 July 1985 two operatives from the French foreign intelligence services, the Direction générale de la sécurité extérieure (DGSE), sank the flagship of the Greenpeace fleet, the Rainbow Warrior in the port of Auckland, New Zealand on its way to a protest against a planned French nuclear test in Moruroa. Fernando Pereira, a photographer, drowned on the sinking ship.
In terms of their international reputation, Operation Satanique was a public relations disaster. France, an ally of New Zealand, initially denied involvement and even joined in condemning what THEY even described as a terrorist act.
Better get that burn checked OP
>blowing up hippie's ships
>bad
Firstly i'm not French. Secondly, the point was that France hasn't done any outstanding atrocities, especially compared to the Germans
also
>retarted
lol
Lmao
>Rainbow Warrior
Nobody here cares about that, all that happened was some hippy Portuguese died after he went back into a sinking ship
>he doesn't know who Napoleon is
>he doesn't know the French Revolution
>He pretends that Belgium didn't have it coming
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Not him but
>Napoleon
>Bad
France is history's Mary Sue protagonist.
Germany is the comic book tier villain constantly trying to destroy the world.
Britain is the initial villain who sometimes turns into a friend when the world is threatened by Germany, but then goes back to being a medium villain.
>French
>white
lmao cry more hippy
Because history is written by...
Explain vikings then, checkm8
Why do the French literally show that they hate you they hate everyone they hate themselves
They must be the anti-heroes
>masonic libertine satanism
>good
kek
Anglos needed to get the french off their back so they told them that germany is now their rival
This Germany and England are true powers while France is still trying to figure out their transendentilism complex
French people like everyone, look at the BBC polls. They even like countries that hate them.
Yeah, it's worse.
>practically the inventors of feminism
>good
How is it allowed to not nuke France already?
He was the Hitler of his age.
You can do a nosedive on your woodfloor now op
France is the only country where people actually resisted gay marriage.
As with everything, French create something good, then Anglos ruin it.
>and the American, Russian and British nuclear tests were totally fine
Now you're baiting but then again this is aspergers bait thread incarnate
Those protests were all over the news you baiting retard.
Feminism was never good,Are you really this daftly dense?
Doesn't matter you fags were the first to promote it you shit eating queerbait
>women having equal rights is bad
Asshurt incels back to /r9k/.
lmao what, homosexual culture is a 100% American thing. And before that it was mostly associated with England.
t.whiteflagger
Nigga do you even history?
>French Revolution
>shining beacon of good
Lmfaooooooooo
> arch nemesis Germany
Nice try, Hans. You're still irrelevant to us though.
I'm not german, but for a long time germsny clearly acted as the arch-nemesis of france
Lol
You're a spic huh
>angloposting
Don't you have a black bull to prep for your fat-positive intersex gf before going to your African-American gender studies class?
No
Touched a nerve didn't I Tyrone I'm Americana btw enjoy pretending to be French niglet.
Yeah they think they are. They wish they were. But here neither, could they beat the eternal anglo.
Then you're a kikey negro with Arab parents who have 1/4 Asian background who wishes he was French because he lives there
>Anglo
>eternal
Man do I love these edgy 12 year olds.
Nice divide and conquer Moshe
But as a French i stand with my European brothers(Germans included) and hope that we can get our shit together and exterminate the shitskin invaders before being exterminated by them ourselves.
t.underage Frenchman
Keep larping as someone else but you're are the one with the sad reminder that you're French
>Anglo
>not eternal
desu
>Anglo
>eternal past 2027
>2027
>world still exists
>anglos didn't left their eternal mark of eternality
>believing this unironically
What is great with the Franco-German enmity is that the good guy always won the confrontation (between French and Germans I mean, not the entire war)
>Wars of Second, Third and Fourth Coalition
>France is the good guy
>France wins
>Franco-Prussian War
>Prussia is the good guy
>Prussia wins
>WW1
>France is the good guy
>France wins
>1940
>Germany is the good guy
>Germany wins
France was always one step away from being the bad guy
>Franco-Prussian War
>Prussia is the good guy
>Prussia wins
Plebs should really open a book ...
Or, as we commonly measure in Western Europe, one Belgium away.
France: Who are you?
Germany: It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan. No one cared who I was until I annexed Alsace-Lorraine.
France (talking about Poznan): If I pull this off, will you die?
Germany: It would be extremely painful...
France: You're a big Reich.
Germany: For you.
France: Was losing the Second Battle of the Marne part of your plan?
Germany: Of course. Italy refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to know what he told you about us.
France: Well, congratulations, you lost the war. What's the next step of your master plan?
Germany: Crashing this continent... with no survivors!
>Syria
>Vietnam
>A large part of Africa
>Haiti
>Wars of Louis XIV
>Betrayed Catholic allies in 30 Years War
>Napoleon
They also committed all sorts of atrocities in WWI and WW2, and participated in the Holocaust. In fact, France has a longer history of antisemitism than Germany.
Forgot
>Italian Wars
>first to promote satanism
>good
10/10
My sides have failed me
>promote satanism
Go on...
None of these are atrocities, get the fuck out Merkel
k e k
Man I was fishing for at least one kek :'(
You've got a serious denying problem Hans. Atrocities such as German war time actions were never found, even in English started wars. And to recall, for the times, French colonialists were pretty chill compared to others. (See NA for instance)
>They also committed all sorts of atrocities in WWI and WW2
>WWI
Nope
Germany and the Ottomans were literally the only two nations to massacre civilians en mass during that war
Germans even managed to commit a genocide in the only African colony they had
The Thirty Years War.
Like. All of it.
>killing Germans
>atrociy
Nice Try Frenchie.
>its another slide picture to "parody" the "jews were behind it" pictures
1 shekel has been deposited into your moms bank account
>denying reality
Sure, Francois, your Commie friends did nothing wrong
>Russia kills people
>This qualifies as french atrocities
HIGH LEVEL OF DISCOURSE