Veeky Forums humor thread?

Veeky Forums humor thread?

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youtube.com/watch?v=DC8ioZkb-Sc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Italo-Ethiopian_War#Use_of_poison_gas_and_Dum-dum_bullets
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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Shit quality. My bad.

>Quality

Buddy that's not your only problem.

Triggered

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>tfw Talleyrand outplayed the eternal anglo

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Talleyrand outplayed pretty much everyone.

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Every fucking time

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Lucifur returns

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This is probably the most terrible thing ever drawn.

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>can't point out the enemy on a map

Brits were truly autistic
A good thing they were irrelevant and Tsar Alexander told them to fuck off

Also this:

France: Who are you?

Germany: It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan. No one cared who I was until I annexed Alsace-Lorraine.

France (talking about Poznan): If I pull this off, will you die?

Germany: It would be extremely painful...

France: You're a big Reich.

Germany: For you.

France: Was losing the Second Battle of the Marne part of your plan?

Germany: Of course. Italy refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to know what he told you about us.

France: Well, congratulations, you lost the war. What's the next step of your master plan?

Germany: Crashing this continent... with no survivors!

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this
Should be posted in this thread

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If I wanted humor, I'd ask about who your ancestors were.

If I wanted humor, I'd ask who your ancestors were

>Ottoman Empire almost declares war on itself

kek

>humor
Those are actually very similar to the WWI German plans for north-eastern France, minus Alsace-Lorraine which was already taken at that point.
The south-east corner was the region occupied by Italy in 1942-43.

>prince driving the car himself, alone
This triggers me more than the furry thing.

>lines of partition follow common geographic boundaries

Really fires those neurons

youtube.com/watch?v=DC8ioZkb-Sc

Kant
>aspie
>manlet
>only listened to G*rman marching music
>died a virgin

Is he /ourguy/?

They just wanted to liberate more oppressed Germans.

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>Indian territories end in a neat little line with Canada

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>a bunch of warring tribes scattered around the wilderness is what passes for a 'nation'

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that's a big lake

i honestly dont understand that one.can someone explain?

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rude

Incorrect

good

Extreme Wehraboo

anyone have the version of this that has utilitarianism?

No but I have this

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Americans have a poor sense of geography.

I'm usually all for the eternal anglo, but I love Talleyrand so much I decided to do my entire senior thesis on him.

Tallyrand a shit.

Lafayette was the most noble frenchman since Pierre Terrail.

t. American

you're right

t. another american

That's pretty neat. I'm still amazed he managed the Revolution, the Empire and the Restoration.

>implying I care about nobleness
It's all about surviving m8
My thoughts exactly, its even crazier when you consider he also served within the ancien regime and how he survived all the factions that held power during the Revolution

>Gib
Fucking kills me every time.

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>Ought to be below sea level
>mfw

kek, explain the Red Cross bit though?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Italo-Ethiopian_War#Use_of_poison_gas_and_Dum-dum_bullets
>The Italian Air Force attacked and bombed a field hospital run by the Swedish Red Cross – a war crime in itself. Count Carl Gustaf von Rosen served as an ambulance pilot and he later recounted that the hospital was marked with Red Crosses. He also confirmed that mustard gas was used. The Swedish Red Cross secured photographic evidence of Ethiopian civilians with damages from mustard gas.[40]

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Diocletian is top tier.

>conservative comedy

>trusting a Swede to report accurately when their black bulls get hurt

>Bringinng unfounded /pol/cuck opinions to Veeky Forums

Kys retard

This pic is fucking arbitrary

Newton, Cicero and Freud worked in entirely different fields.

You may as well have included Walt Disney, Adolf Hitler and a moldy piece of toast.

> Trusting the eternal swede

Friendly reminder that Sweden supplied Nazi Germany with all their steel needs until November 1944. After Stalingrad. After Kursk. After D-Day.

>Guaranteed loss and hundreds of thousands dead if we refuse the germans
>Or be left alone and at most let them pass through as well as give them steel

desu even as an immigrant in Sweden I can safely say they made the right choice here.

I'm not questioning trading early on in the war.

But in continuing to do so long after the war was hopelessly lost for the Axis, they helped to needlessly prolong it

Maybe there were some diehard Axis supporters still around, who knows. Either way, they lost in the end and Sweden was largely unharmed.

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>bullet leaves a trail of blood even before entering the body

really gets the proverbial gears turning doesn't it

Its about philosophers you dumb fucking idiot

Post the balkans version

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>are you sure you want to play as a level 5 inbred?

Please delete this image.

only funny ones in the thread. Although is at least interesting.

why are Veeky Forums humour threads always so fucking weak?

Is there a balkans version?

Oh fuck, I love cartography and geography and these things always make me laugh.

>he says while posting a middle-school tier pun image macro

gain some self-awareness, fagtron

>be 13
>I admire Robespierre so much
>I know all his quotes
>All evenings I pray to Robespierre
>I thank him for the Republic that we've been given, by our Creator
>"Robespierre is love, Robespierre is the Revolution", I say
>My father gets mad and calls me a faggot
>He's jealous of my devotion to the Terror
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I cry because it hurts
>I lie on my bed
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>It's Maximilien Marie Isidore de Robespierre
>I am so happy
>He whispers in to ear, "it's time for Terror"
>He makes me lie down on the bed
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for the Revolution
>He penetrates me with his incorruptible dick
>It hurts, but I do it for la Republique
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>He pushes farther
>I want to please Maximilien
>He roars "Despotism!" while he fills me with his fraternity
>My dad walks in
>Maximilien looks him in the eye and says "The Revolution is the war of liberty against its enemies."
>He leaves through my window
>Maximilien Robespierre is life, Maximilien Robespierre is the Revolution
>Next morning, I find my dad decapitated

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