What car will you buy when your portfolio moons?

im a NEET and i have no interest in cars

this thread already exists you nigger

>buying things

I see there are $200 online, so with labor that would be like $400 and it wouldnt be every month. Exaggerate much?

Immersion is a good way to learn.

That reminds me. I need to get rid of my junk, so that when the time comes to move, it'll be relatively easy.

I have a lot of shit I don't need.

I'm going to fix up pic related

probably a tesla, keep the air clean and shit

also they have an antibio weapon mode, so there's taht

Depending on how much. Probably seek my 2006 Yukon and buy a fully loaded 2017 accord

>when

Fucking new coiners I just bought a truck last week cash money baby

>tfw already own dream car, e39 m5

i shall do everything in my power to make sure this fucking incredible car outlives me

A 1984 Lamborghini Countach

Gonna just keep my shitter and save all that money.

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2005 Chevy Astro AWD

Dennis pls go

Don't limit yourself to one country, backpack around

Nice choice

jesus christ that thing is fucking ugly

You will be until you liquidate your portfolio. Shitcoins could come crashing down any day.

It's a piece of shit mate

are you blind?

maybe like a tesla or range rover

A Chevy Malibu. I want to start off small. Not gonna be for a while though, I'm gonna be holding for a long time.

shut your dirty whore mouth you nog

Silvia from jap land

fucking beautiful. I'd get one of these and a tesla

Nice

I'll stick to reliable cheaper cars for daily driving. Get a decent truck if I get some toys and for general hauling. I would only buy a really nice car if i made 1.25million usd plus and would just drive it on the weekends or something like that.
Personally i would prefer to blend in with the average population 90 percent of the time.

3 car threads in 1 day? This place is turning into Veeky Forums except we could actually afford nice cars.

>spending money

youtu.be/DC7ngmhgKKg
Maybe one of these, fully rebuilt, custom and supercharged.

Spending money on a car?
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*breathes*

HA

Used to have one, great car, just make sure no black person has even been near it, they do...........things

A 1990 BMW 325ix to replace the one I totaled 7 years ago

I forgot to mention..
>Car needs nothing, just get in and watch traffic get out of your way.

Because DGB is done.

an armored G65. I don't know what it is, I just have a thing for this car :)

The interior the

BMW M3
Pretty affordable with crypto gains

Same here.

But blue.

Beamers are for faggot try hards

If I feel like spending money like a nigger, I'd probably get this...

Am I alone?

yeah and get pulled over and cited for impersonating LEO

kek i hate you crown vic faggots... any time I see one I try to run them off the road. cops dont even use crown vics anymore

Always been a fan of the boxier e46 M3's. I honestly don't even want a lambo that much, Just give me something that is fun to drive.

A 94 Geo Metro Hatchback with a manual transmission. Not even joking. Shitboxes get my dick hard

This I even slow down because those fucking autists are legit autistic and think they are cops

Micropenis here!

The trans am logo would be swapped for pic related

Insecure about his little car here!

I know it's a fucking meme car but I love the design to bits and can't think of anything else I'd spend my gains on.

Pulling out $2.5k in gains this weekend to buy a 1987 toyota supra. No lambo, but as a formerly broke college kid I couldn't be happier

What car?

Don't get the 5 and a half foot bed - not very practical. Go for standard 6.5 foot or even extended cab 8 ft

Looks like a sweet ride desu

classic supercars are the only automobiles worth buying
why?
>fun to drive
>perfect design
>they actually gain value
>ultimate sign of wealth and class

pic related is my all time favorite since I've been 5 years old

1972 Monte Carlo

Finally I will dump my shitty Scion tc and buy either;

1998 Jeep Wranger
2000 Jeep Cherokee
or my favorite
1970 Datsun 240z aka poormans E type

A poor man dreams of leaving the rags for the hand-me-downs..

thx senpai. realized that pic is only cool to me cause i actually know what it looks like, and we're no on Veeky Forums rn

nother pic for biz broz

fuck wrong image.

pic related

I'd buy a Tesla

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This makes your original image even more hilarious.

same. fuck crown vics

there is only one answer for this silly question, my friend

LAMBORGHINI

AVENTADOR

SV

ROADSTER

Imma' buy me a 1996 Lexus shitbox.

U S E D
M A Z D A
M I A T A
N A

there is no better car for your dollar

>implying most people here will be able to afford more than a bike with their $100 initial money
>Implying the taxman won't take a lion share
t. not a nocoiner

this desu, i'm a porsche guy myself though

youtube.com/watch?v=g5-l2Pn38iU

Toyota Camry because it's a sensible, respectable car and there are diminishing returns after that...

...but I'm going to get leather interior and bluetooth

i think i would get a tesla

auto pilot, electric, classy

youtube.com/watch?v=58eaYbkIHeg

>Bluetooth
That's came standard for years now

mfw thats my dream car. nice choice bro

Terradyne Ghurka

"only true answer"

I wouldn't know because I drive a 1995 honda shitbox

lmao wut

old cars are death traps, you have an accident and the dashboard and steering wheel will crush you

This is a good point. Probably need to get the safest vehicle possible since accident related deaths are out of hand.

keep your lambos. ill take the aston martin vanquish

god tier taste my man

I'm in Chicago so I need an AWD daily for when winter rolls around. Currently have a WRX so I'd probably upgrade to a newer STI or maybe a luxury sedan that has the AWD.

With the money I'd save going non lambo I'd probably get a nice RWD Sunday driver or a little tuner I can work on personally. Preferably an s2000.

DANGEROUS RUSSIAN NIGGAS COMING
When i take my first btc i buy it and then tyotya sraka give me grab her pussy and we ride off into the bloody russian sunset

[spoiler]well first i just wanna say, hey bros give me just little 0.005 btc but then i realize i stupid i should do everything by myself[/spoiler]