ITT Silly pictures of historical figures

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Hermann Hesse, apparently enjoying cliffs and being naked.
Inexplicable.

For some reason this is seriously amazing.

Stalin being silly

What did he mean by this?

this makes his family's massacre a bit more depressing

Watch it Trotsky

De Gaulle on leave and his daughter, somewhere in the 1930's
The massacre of the Romanovs was a tragedy nobody really wanted, originally they were supposed to be re-educated by sending them to a Kolhoz for propaganda purposes.

Not really silly, but I think it's physically impossible to look more french than this.

Richard Nixon, meet your dinner

Ataturk enjoying himself

lel good one

The King meets the Crook

Nixon doing his best "ascending Jesus" impression

Nancy Reagan and Mister T.

You just know ...

What a strong photo - Richard Nixon shaking hands with Henry Kissinger.

Poor sweet Anne

Willie's 80th birthday

>She was born with Down syndrome and lived with her family until her death. De Gaulle's relatives all testified that the General, who was normally undemonstrative in his affections for his family, was more open and extroverted with Anne. He would entertain her with songs, dances, and pantomimes.
cute

Wilhelm I and II, cosplaying

enoch powell having a bubble bath

That's actually really nice, I think Wilhelm's life in exile was alright and I often feel bad for him because he battled depression often throughout his life.

Tito and Nasser, being mighty jolly after their mutual discovery that it was possible to fuck over the Soviets and Yankees simultaneously.

Why do so many Englishmen look like mystery meat? I'm dead serious when I'm asking this, they're always thought of as blue eyed blonde people but some of them look like they were pulled straight out of Andalusia or North Africa.

Who's that stone-cold fucking killer behind them, looking straight at the camera?

my sides

They are descendants of the kangs ruling the great empire of Gibraltar

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An entertaining shoop.

Druže Tito and some Belgrade mariachi, probably drunk

More party Tito

A locksmith and corn farmer happily embrace each other

They are goblins from a grey wasteland.

Also yes, cuban salsa was the shit in 1970's Yugoslavia

wheres my LONG BOY

Hirohito meets Mickey Mouse

underrated post

I imagine Mickey saying "two nukes weren't enough" in that faggoty high pitched voice

Tsar Nicky

eez egyptski badiguard, eegnore and move along cyka)))

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I truly believe I could be autistic best friends with Nicky.

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underrated

fucking hell, i wasnt expecting this feel

he REALLY liked those shorts

Way more Hibernian admixture than they would like to admit.
I also imagine the generations of Syrian auxiliaries posted on the Hadrian wall had an impact on the local genetics

Is this really Hitler? What's the story behind this?

Do you think he was born a good public speaker? He trained like crazy to be able to capture the heart of an entire nation.

That's Frederick III and Wilhelm II.

Audibly laughed

Kind of miss the ol 'ler

Did someone say L O N G B O Y

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Why all the long boy posting recently? Not to say he wasn't a relevant guy but I've been seeing a lot of it compared to him never even being mentioned

White and Based

its a /gsg/ thing

I'm sorry

"ich liebe dich"

Needs JoJo edits desu

In France we call this a Pied de nez could be translate to Nose-feet.

It's a childish taunt

Underrated

10/10

He looks like he's just about to swing a punch at the guy across the table

OUR GUY
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What?

Powell was about as blue eyed as you could get, you idiot.

Really love that pic

rip nicky

Stalin worked really hard to cultivate the "fun strong dad" image.

Iberian gene flow

>ywn go piggyback riding with Nicholas II
>ywn break the fourth wall with Nicholas II
>ywn even lift with Nicholas II
>ywn make funny faces with Nicholas II

Why even live?

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> The de Gaulles were heartbroken when their beloved daughter died on February 6, 1948, in her father’s arms. After they had buried her, Charles gently told his weeping wife, “Maintenant, elle est comme les autres.” (Now, she’s like all the others.)

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gonna one up you with this one

Rip

Brits all look inbred

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You jellous wite bois?

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Didn't that Indonesian guy kill/purge million of Communist or was that another Dictator in the isles

That's not dinner, the President "pardons" a Turkey on Thanksgiving.

youtube.com/watch?v=HwOF5Bvzk1U

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>I should be filming you
Was cameraman cute?

Probably should have been a bit less silly, and taken better care of his people.

Eh?

iirc it was Eva Braun

Gangsta!

That's why Hereditary monarchy was stupid. He would have been a top-tier entairtener or diplomat but MUH MONARCHY...