Historical Sexual Fantasies

Post yours, Anons, no matter how convoluted or elaborate it might be.

My top one definitely has to be living in a coastal settlement somewhere in East Anglia during the chaos of the mid 9th century, when one day, Viking raider ships - belonging to the famous 'Great Heathen Army' - appear on the horizon. I survive the initial raid by hiding, but am found out by this strong, burly, bearded, muscled, and handsome Nordic warrior, who takes me as his slave. Naturally, he uses me to satisfy his more primal needs, but I also am made to perform other duties, such as maintaining his armor and weapons, cooking, and cleaning.

Eventually, I get accustomed to life as his slave, since it isn't so bad: he treats me well, he provides for me, and I actually kind of enjoy having relations with him (something I could never have indulged in otherwise). After some obstacles with the Viking invasion of Wessex, he sails back to his home in Denmark/Norway and takes me with him, and I become a valued part of his household.

He marries a woman and has children to fulfill his societal obligation, but continues to consort with me regularly and acts increasingly affectionate when we're together. He's always the penetrator, so there are never any accusations of impropriety.

The other fantasy is being the Basileus and regularly indulging myself with members of the Varangian Guard, but I think this one's better :3

What's yours, user?

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Roman done with his military with a harem of slaves of different ethnicities of different places he's been posted.

I'm a pretty boring guy.

>Roman done with his military with a harem of slaves of different ethnicities of different places he's been

Come on, user, you have to elaborate! Are you of high-status? Are the majority of your slaves Persians? Celts? Germanics? Greeks? Are they male, or female, or a variety of both?

I just want to be some French nobleman's wife, around 14th Century or something.
>tfw no Robert d’Artois husbando

I go back to when there were only a small tribe of humans left in this world, and kill the alpha male, then I fuck EVERY female, and impregnate them all multiple times each, and become the forefather of humanity.

I talked to a girl I know about how I want someone to dress up like a Medieval peasant and I act like an invading/conquering soldier and rape her. She actually said it was pretty interesting and since she speaks French she could be a French peasant.

I guess I'd be a bong and give her the dong.

>mfw when he turns out to be infertile

I'm a mulato in the deep south, so mine is the standard "fall in love with a white girl, then either run away or get lynched" thing.

Someone post the nazi one.

I want to be the son of a Southern cotton planatation owner. I would lose my virginity with one of our virgin house niggers. She would then be my bed warmer. I would later sell her after I got her with child. I would then fuck the rest of the house slaves before moving on the the cotton pickers. I would fuck the wives and daughters of the slave men. I would be sadistic and make them watch me as I gave their women the bwc. I would also forced them to raise my bastards.

>yfw all future humans are hideously inbred

Being a Portuguese conquistador and get to rape entire tribes of hot, sexy, bare breasted brown women that are only wearing a loincloth. Get to spread my seed across 5 different continents, settle down in a plantation and become part of the upper aristocracy.

that could still happen user

Well, yeah, obviously. Hell, I have fallen in love with a white girl (this cute little dutch international student). But there were no lynchings going on when we started dating. In fact, the only disapproval I got was from black women, because their insecurity about interracial relationships would make /pol/ go "ok, tone it down a bit".

I was almost a little disappointed. I was hoping to have this fun "us against the world" type thing. But nobody really minded.

Being a Medieval merchant hopping from port to port, romancing local girls like one of my Japanese visual novels.

I want to be an alcoholic Union conscript who gets to rape the wife and daughter of a wealthy Georgian plantation owner. I'd do the wife first, then the daughter, but make them both stay in the room to watch.
This guys got a damn good one too though.

Me in the Medieval Ages, foreigner in a continent with multiple kingdoms at war. I advance through fame and renown, winning tournaments and hunting bandits for villagers. Due to my noble blood, I become recognized as a lord. I get engaged to a lady for both political and romantic interests. Over time, we get married, which results in connections within the nobility, all the while my holdings grow. At one point, the king, in fear of my growing power, brands me a conspirator and rebel. In the end, I do rebel, with some of the nobility going to my side. Over time, the nobles switch sides, until I finally overthrow the king. As the new king, I also wage war against other kingdoms. The wars are slow, the nobles come and go. But soon, I unite the whole continent.

Having a girlfriend

Then you meet a wolf girl and talk about economics and trading?

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You realize that vikings threw fags in bogs right?

mine is going back to the prehistoric and fucking your fat ugly mom

I'd be fine with a warm Tuscan, mysterious Moor, or sunny Rhinelander. Spice&Wolf is fun, but I'm more interested in a variety of cute girls from a variety of medieval cultures.

Economics and trading would still be fun, though.

go on rape speer w/Ted

youtube.com/watch?v=lNzeR3m3hus

How many humans do you think our race descends from?

There isn't enough porn featuring women in loincloths. It's secretly a major fetish of mine and it's practically nonexistent. Fuck.

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Do Japs in fundoshis count?

Some of my favorite concubine scenarios
>Roman with Germanic women
>Spaniard or Portuguese with Amerindian women
>Greek with Persian women
>Italian with Arab women
>British with Indian women
>1980s man with Japanese, Korean or Chinese women

Something like this, only as a time-traveler wrecking shit by creating an army and state centuries ahead of its time.

I don't know what that means. Maybe? Probably not? Feel free to share regardless, I need something to jack off to tonight.

Conjecture.

We simply don't know, but it is most likely they had a similar attitude to the Romans and Greeks about it.

>tfw no Viking husbando

Tacitus wrote that they thew homosexuals in bogs

Let me have my fantasy, you fun-hating autist. Besides, Roman accounts of "barbarians" aren't exactly accurate; secondly, 'Vikings' is a blanket term, referring to a large number of peoples split into different tribes, clans, polities, etc.

Like this

Not quite what I'm looking for but please post more regardless. I'm into the kind that's basically just a loose piece of cloth attached to a string.

You won't be having fun in hell.

>like one of my Japanese visual novels
I'd kill for a Veeky Forums VN or dating sim like that.

Shoo, Christcuck. There's a containment board for superstitious nuts like you on Cripplechan.

I want to fall in love with a white girl, realize I'm not good enough for her, and then enlist in the army to fight the Nazis/Japs in WWII. I will die, she will live on, she will be happy, my life will have been of some use, at the very least, maybe she and her husband will even visit my grave in Arlington because I was a "friend of hers" when she was young.

Feudal Japan

There needs to be an isekai mod for Warband like that where you conquer shit not with brute force but military revolution.

fucking kek

Oddly familiar.

Can't believe no one here thought about the whole "Hero saving a king/kingdom, gets awarded with beautiful princess" scenario. It's pretty cliche.

Probably because there's little rape involved, judging by most of the responses in the thread.

Same here user. I want to fuck my distant relative slave descended from bastardy who would be 7/8 white because the white men of the plantation have been fucking the women for a century now. I'd castrate all the male slaves and make them watch as I fuck their women and impregnate them with my superior white seed.

What if I want to be rewarded with a handsome prince instead?

>tfw will never rape Koreans with my fellow japanese