*unsheaths jannissaries*

*unsheaths jannissaries*
Heh
*sieges Vienna*
Nothin personnel Habsburgers

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How did the ottomans ever get as far as vienna anyway?

)))))))))))))))

*blocks your path*

>have all the advantages in the world
>still lose against city full of austrian merchants supported by couple poles

*teleports behind you*
nothin personnel kid

>*sieges Vienna*

not so fast

>LET ME SIEGE VIENNA CROAT FUCKING SHITS REEEEEE

heh

*notices that you're about to march through Poland in order to attack Saxony, whose King is coincidentally the Grand Duke of Lithuania and the King of Poland, but is only at war with you as the Elector of Saxony*
Not so fast you monster.
*unsheathes Szczerbiec*
You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us.

>be muslim steppe nomads
>rekt byzies
>convert greeks to supperior turkism
>become a real state with professional army an sheeeid
>keep conquering up north

Basically this.

Poland is a cucked unchristian shithole.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish–Ottoman_alliance

youtube.com/watch?v=Vl6zMiW3iwQ

Poland was the most loyal Catholic empire of Rome in Europe.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish–Ottoman_alliance
>After the Ottomans invaded Hungary after the Battle of Mohács in 1526, Poland refrained from interfering with the Ottomans in the southwest.[2] Poland was in fact busy enough countering the Russian threat in Lithuania and Livonia, where it was able to concentrate its forces.[2]

>Under Suleiman the Magnificent, two treaties were signed in 1525 and 1528, and a treaty of "perpetual" peace was signed in 1533.[3]
Those were just PEACE TREATIES.

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>turko-mongolians trying to act like they're good christians even when their monarchs were busy selling their fellow followers to the christ into muslim slavery

>>turko-mongolians trying to act like they're good christians
You're retarded.

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>slavs
>not an asiatic race

>even when their monarchs were busy selling their fellow followers to the christ into muslim slavery
Slavery was outright banned in Poland when it took upon Christianity (Catholicism) in 966 and was extinct by 1000's.
youtube.com/watch?v=7SpddNW7a3k

>>slavs
>>not an asiatic race
You really are retarded.

>r1a
>asians, asians, and even more asians

Fuck off to Mongolia you goddamn slants.

R1a is Aryan, Poles are the most Aryan.
N is Uralo-Finnic from Siberian Asia and Q is Hunnic from Central Asia; Poles are neither of those buddy.

>unsheaths jannissaries

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*unsheathes cataphracts*
Heh
*Destroys your fleet with Greek Fire*
Nothing personnel Fatimids

>most aryan

And Aryans were Asians, so the point remains.

WE ROMANS NOW

AND THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVE
COMING DOWN THEY TURN THE TIDE

>Wallachia and Moldovia on both sides
>heavy breathing followed by autistic outburst

STORM CLOUDS FIRE AND STEEL
DEATH FROM ABOVE MAKE THEIR ENEMY KNEEL

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>Defected

I'm writing a research paper on the siege of vienna, what's my thesis?

"Why winged hussars were a meme"

>THE siege of vienna
Nigga you dumb or in middle school
Either way, your thesis could be:
1529-why it is NOT advisable to prolong armed vacations troughout autumn in alpine climates
1683-dude cavalry lmao

>alpine climate
ayy lmao

The climate in Vienna isn't fundamentally different from what you encounter in Slovakia or southern Germany.