I sold some of my altcoins, tried to buy into mooncoin at 2.5 sat on Yobit.net, transfer the funds to Bitterex and buy it back at 4 sat too quickly make $1000. i lost a quarter of my portfolio and now I'm back where i started two days ago with $300.
Then i realized the prices were so vastly different on both platforms because the mooncoin blocks are Delayed. So I lost money.
Why did i do something so stupid you ask? Two girls i'm hanging out with just offered to get in a threesome with me if i could make 1k tonight on the crypto.
Lesson: Don't be me and don't let pussy distract you.
Edit: I sold when all the altcoins were going down... baka
Jack Thomas
it happens. you'll make it back. analyze, don't dwell on, the mistake.
Charles Flores
>tried to buy into mooncoin You deserve to lose everything.
Oliver Kelly
Don't feel sorry for autist.
Go back to Plebbit.
Isaac Perry
Yeah i know. thanks just trying to share my mistake.
John Jones
yikes i cringed hard this is cancer
Nathaniel Williams
Listen to some gangsta rap
Jackson Cox
they were just fucking with you anyway dude, sorry for your loss.
Michael Thompson
>Why did i do something so stupid you ask? Two girls i'm hanging out with just offered to get in a threesome with me if i could make 1k tonight on the crypto. Look at it this way: The theory of Evolution always wins in the end.
Asher Gray
Trust me. They weren't. I made out with one of them and shes bisexual. Her friend is very open.
Leo Russell
>letting sluts run your money
not off to a good start homie
Nicholas Lopez
Honestly its just throw away money i have 3 grand coming in on friday. I'm just praying the market isnt too crazy before then.
Anthony Cook
Mooncoin on bittrex? Are you sirius? There is no mooncoin on bittrex!!!!!!!
Mason Perry
You're I meant to say "Bleutrade". I have 4 brokers hard too keep track.
Adam Allen
>Lost 25% of portfolio >Back to $300
so dude you had $400? and your goal was to make 150% in one night? That's insane and arbitrage is best left to bots my man.
I sent my gf a picture of my $4,000+ gain today and she couldn't care less so I'm jealous you have girls that care about your crypto money
Brody Brooks
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Ian Garcia
>make huge gain >have a girlfriend\spend money to her Some is wrong with you, boy.
Evan Howard
Should have just bought more and make it seem like you "made" 1k.
Idiot missed out on free sex with 2 whores
Xavier Baker
no worries i sold my doge when it was dropping, would have been worth 10k right now.
Jason Russell
>2.5 sat
Isaiah Hughes
alarms should have sounded when you needed to sell coins for a meme coin, then more alarms should have sounded to transfer between exchanges for a meme coin. God damn how many stop barriers do you need before you say this is a bad idea. And dont throw the three girls into this, hookers are cheaper then 1k. This just further showcases your bad thinking process.
Elijah Jackson
You know that it trades not only for btc, right? It also trades on ltc and other less expensive coins. So, it's actually possible to buy it for some kind of '2.5' sat. But seems OP really shilling on us
William Williams
funny bcuz i went from 0.61 btc to about 0.64 by selling my alts right before the shoah and buying back in a little after the shoah
Ryan Brown
Mooncoin is only traded for btc on yobit
Aiden Wood
I did say it was stupid. i got greedy. lol i thought a lot of people would get a kick out of this and they are. lmao
Xavier Cruz
>because the mooncoin blocks are Delayed pls explain
oh I didn't spend any money on her she just said "what's up" and I sent her a screenshot of my portfolio and said "my portfolio".
she knows she gets none of this crypto money because she takes no risk. funny thing is I almost had her convinced to buy $50 of siacoin like 6 months ago because she likes Sia the singer and today she officially would've had $1000 worth of siacoin if she had bought. She didn't like hearing that.
Owen Diaz
Are you fucking stupid or did you just ignore the "for btc"? As in, you can only buy it with btc on that particular site. Look at who I'm replying to.
Ryder Bell
Keep focus on pussy or charts, not both at the same time.
Cooper Gonzalez
Certain coins have not completely verified their transaction history through mining so they become backed up. This results in withdrawal and deposits taking longer to transfer between accounts. My idea would have been genius if transactions times weren't a factor.
Josiah Smith
ty How long was the transfer?
Parker Bailey
misread it
Julian Phillips
bytheway, he'd probably trade half at 2sat and half at 3 sat == 2.5 sat, easy math
Jacob Moore
i never did the transfer because i didn't want to miss the chance of re investing quickly.
Levi Moore
No one does that when talking about what they buy at. Let's be honest here, he'd just say 2 sats.
David Martin
28 everyone is either settling down because they had their sex fun or currenly getting sex and having social fun. i have not had any.
i hope my endevours with crypto bring some actual gains unlike the past 10 years i spent time as a shut in making music thinking ill make it someday.
Jonathan Richardson
i may have misread a decimal place. I too lazy to check but i think i meant to say 25 and 40 sat instead of 2.5 and 4. if that's whats causing the fuss.
Ian Carter
I'm in a similar boat. So don't worry you are not alone.
Nathaniel Hernandez
my first purchase will be a decent looking call girl. i want to make sure i will never go a year without sex ever again. ive been dry for six years.
Aaron Morgan
>everyone is either settling down because they had their sex fun thats the best road for divorce right there
William Hall
Going 8sat today OP, hang in there.
Gavin Lee
oh yeah.
in fact i seen it all before. some were smart not to get married so im guessing they fool around on the side which isnt on common. it becomes a rival match of who can get the most while the kid just gets baby sat.
for real, some asshole that i once hung out with was saying that id never get as much pussy as he has in my entire life and id have to pay for it if i do. but right now hes got a kid. he doesnt understand that hes actually paying for it right now working a big rig job out at some coal mine.
Jonathan Hughes
>Tried to buy moon coin STOP PUTTING MONEY ON FUCKING SCAM SHITCOINS
JESUS CHRIST
Go to a casino already if you have this much a gambling addiction
Luis Murphy
People who value themselves on how much sex they have are almost always the most pathetic and broken people, dont take them seriously.
Julian Brown
true.
but everyone would have a better mood if they got the basic needs met. sex is one of them.
id rather have prostitution legalized and regulated than weed
Austin Wright
Hahahah, casino, hahahah The place where math. expectation is negative. Thanks man for great advise.
Jack Gray
People crave more the validation that comes from sex, "oh so and so finds me attractive, so I'm happy!", but all that boils down to is revolving your emotions around others, which is more dysfunctional than anything
And even if your balls are turning purple you can just refocus that attention elsewhere if you really want to, its all mentality.
Nathaniel Gonzalez
Why are there so fucking many of us?
OP, good for you. You tried.
Lincoln Bailey
Mooncoin is not on yobit.
Should be though.
Lets tweet yobit and make op get his threesome.
Jason Williams
Lol thanks. I'm surprised my story got this much attention. Tbh I have access to more capital So i took some liberties.
Colton Martin
At least you wouldn't lose money on a market that plays on your instincts.
For you, any percent chance of chance is better than zero.
Adam Brooks
)))
Owen Johnson
You deserved it for being this much of a thirsty faggit
Carson Cruz
OP and people like him are the fools transferring money to the rest of us for the time being.