2074

>2074

''grandpa, how did you get rich?''

It happened when I put all of my waggie moniez on a good investment son

"You ever heard of the Bean, kid?"

...

Invested in stocks and my 401k performed cash

I was part of something called "the dank generation" now sit down you little shit I got a good story to tell you.

magic internet beans kid, magic internet beans

Why are you asking me questions when you know I'm already dead you little shit

dumped my allowance on shitcoins

now go find a job

>son you better behave yourself or i'll cancel the smart contract for your weekly allowance of ARK

I sold lambos to morons dumb enough to dump their eternal crypto gains into a depreciating asset.

>''grandpa, how did you get rich?''
memes

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no, tell me the REAL story

"I followed autists advice on a Taiwanese knitting forum."

>this will literally be the story

Kek

wtf is this go away pajeet jesus what a low quality meme if it's even a meme idk

>procreating

>stealing my digits

J U S T

this is true. you guys made me a multimillionaire

Well, you know the currency you are using?

Yes grandpa-san...digibyte?

Hai, well I invested in that.

6 months ago there was a shitpost on Veeky Forums, a rich swole guy boasting about belittling people on fit and biz

i didn't even know biz was a board, i check it out, i had 1btc lying around already from buying roids, so i didn't have to sign up for verification and wait as i'd done it ages ago, thought fuckit i'll put some in this crypto shit

now i'm 40k richer, literally because of a shitpost on Veeky Forums

We will actually be able to say this

Everything I ever thought about money is out the fucking window

I tried to actually buy and sell items like a real businessman before but this undermines all of that

>wasting those digits on a pajeet
>could have said the name of any shit coin you owned and pumped it.

I dropped out of university, then started my own meme website and invested the profit into pyramid scheme-like coin bubbles.

an old folk tale was a prophecy. only a few of us recognized it

>Well sweetie, one day Granpappy wanted to buy LSD on the internet.
>I ended up taking financial advice from a bunch of unemployed shut-ins and mental deficients
>I invested in math problems, and now we drive this lambo to school everyday
>now let's go download an ice cream. You have you ARK SmartBridge implant right?

fucking hell

>year is 2074
>Crypto currency is main form of buying
>Fiat bills are now rare commodity
>$1 bill value moons due to scarcity
>Tfw you had $50,000 and didn't HODL

guys, i'm new to biz

I got here from reading that bitcoin was gold worth

any tips for a newbie? i'll be extremely grateful

>It all started on a rainy 2009 summer, on something what was once known as /b/...

Buy ARK faggot

what is an ark?

kek

lurk faggot

Undervalued post.

haha owow epic mindfuck picture bro except i got bored of its shit and jumped from 2 to 12 fuck u