Hi guys, been lurking for a week and starting to understand crypto...

They're trolling you.

Nobody is going to send you anything you poor piece of shit. Stop begging and rethink your life choices.

Also, sent ;)

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I can send you some kids if you post your kids address

Ah I get it...

i'm actually genuinely willing to help some Veeky Forumsbros make money on here. I know an upcoming ICO that will hit 10x as soon as it hits market, and it will become bigger than stratis.

if anyone wants to connect, let me know.

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thanks buddy.

one of the reasons I have no BTC now is because I accidentally sent ETC instead of ETH to my ethereum address on yobit exchange.

Its been days but they haven't replied back, and that was my entire savings and earnings T_T

Yeah I bet people are just DYING to get advice from someone with no money

Brb getting retirement advice from homeless man down the street

well, I have good predictions. the coaches don't necessarily have to be a good athlete to succeed in the world of football.

mentors have use too.

That is not how it works with investing bud.

Here's my advice: go get a job

Not one person here is going to give you anything of value and it makes you look pathetic

lol. some people just need a little push to get started. I would easily take a 1 month loan from you with 200% ROI under contract if you want. that's how confident I am.

can haz 2?
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yeah, i'm buying BANCOR too.

How about instead of "researching" for 8 hours a day, you get an actual job. Being a wagecuck isn't a meme solution if you're literally poor.
Don't assume you're guaranteed some unrealistic ROI either. Trading with money you can't afford to lose is just glorified gambling.

Sent you 50000 kids. Don't sell them tho.

Newfag here. Could someone send me some buttcoin as a test? Nothing much, just a single satoshi is all. I'm just trying to figure out how this works.

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How can BANCOR lose? The ICO price is always lower than market price. It will 3x at least, a conservative estimate.

I was a big proponent of BAT and look how well that did. ICO's always hit market much higher, and with only a week of waiting it's a safe investment.

I won't sell them. Thanks.

Did you really send? How long until it appears in my yobit account?

JUST

OP

Please listen. I know you are a newfag but sent;) is a meme. Sorry I had to be the one to tell you

Also I'll fuck with you OP do you have Kik?

Send help lads
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The advice in exchange for gains part of your deal.

Nice

Sent ;)

You think that you can learn enough simply by lurking Veeky Forums? I'm looking to get into crypto but I've only been here for a couple hours. I need to learn about various strategies (pump & dump, ICO and hold, others?), how one finds and evaluates new coins, where to buy and sell and the safest way to store coins. I have $30k to invest but I plan on starting with $1k and slowly rolling it in.

Any resources other than Veeky Forums?

/biz is not a resource, 90% of whats on here is memes and bullshit.

pump and dump is not a 'strategy'

pls leave

Alright.

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Sent ;)

>also trying to buy KIDS

Alright I'll do you you favor: don't buy KIDS.

Well...if you are giving free money out...
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