Guys I need help

I am sincerely desperate to load on DGB but I have no money left or a chance to actually buy one since Coinbase is down. I have invested as much as 50 EUR on ARK, XRP, XVG and LBC. I am almsot sure DGB will skyrocket but my pockets are empty.

To those who would be willing to help me out:

1ADEZaL7pyhsT1T5jfLZP3RU8DorsTB1jo

I don't need too much, just a ticket to the moon so I can drive my lambo there

love you Veeky Forums and thanks in advance

>invested 50 EUR
>expecting gains

Why should I send you DGB?

I was the first one to shill DGB here a month ago, and I didn't receive a single dgb for making people here profit

i don't have any money and u have no idea how stupid it feels to miss this out

because the pattern DGB makes means it will blow the fuck up, upwards honestly. I traded FX for a year or so on Demo accounts and learnt some stuff about tech analysis, my guess (wll not a guess) is that DGB will skyrocket despite all the shillers and scammers here

I have $20 CAD invested in DGB, this is just a game to me. I like playing daytrader, also it will translate to useful investing skills when I start my career. I might even start putting hundreds in once I am confident enough, maybe I'll make enough to pay off my tuition.

There's always going to be bubbles to invest in, and even if I don't make anything, I didn't really lose much and I had some fun, and I'll be prepared for the next bubble

You didn't answer the question, retard

Isn't Canadian tuition like $100 for Canadian citizens?

I agree. I put in a couple hundred bucks as a joke and to look busy at work, and now it's pushing 3k.

t. Amerifag who went to Queen's University

Fuck off poor nigger. Kill yourself immediately. Sent ;)

>100

Try try multiple thousand into the 10s of thousands.

>Amerifag who went to Queen's University
why? i went there too but of all the schools you could have chosen from...

Lol I actually thought id have to post the answer but didnt think ul stay here. so here it goes. I wasnt there when all where shilling and i joined here a few days ago.I am now looking at these shit shillers saying DGB is going down but I trust that there are smarter people than them. I don't know why you should give me any DGB but hell Id be thankful. I know you dont get credit for things but I always have hope lol, silly fucking me right?

Kek nope, I'm almost 40k in the hole. It's about 8-9k a year for a four year STEM program, and on top of that you need rent and food monies. At least I make 10k every summer and have a bit of savings I can fuck around with now

Because it was 14k CAD for a one year program versus the programs I was looking at here (Boston University and Boston College) are $50k USD/year for a two year program.

Also they paid me 8k CAD to TA Differential Equations. Also my thesis supervisor was a fucking next-level genius who makes John F Nash look like an assclown.

bless ur hairy ass man!!!!

How long does it take for the shit to arrive at my BTC wallet?

Damn, we may have crossed paths, I did my undergrad in math there 2011-2015

Curious who this next-level genius could have been though, Smith?

I got paid a stupid amount of money to TA linear algebra as an undergrad

I get that rent and food and books and shit adds up, but a comparable US school costs 40k+ a year. Going to Queen's was the best investment I've ever made.

Yuksel. The guy is a freak. Takahara was also on my committee. We enjoyed many cigarettes together behind Jeffery. He's beyond cool.

I was there 2014-2015.

>investing in XRP
It's just going to stutter for ages.

It's a banking coin for transactions. They don't want it to pump any more than usual, so the Ripple crew will unload some of their 70% XRP amount to control it. You're not getting any mad pumps out of it, so put it in DGB instead.

God, are all of you niggers stupid?

Ah I only saw Yuksel lecture once for one of those pizza nights but I knew a few of his summer research students who talked pretty highly of him, didn't know he was at that level though. Definitely remember seeing Takahara smoking plenty of times. Some of the graduate students there were insanely good at research for their age

Actually I think I know who you are now that I remember the smoking lol, did you take Mingo's analysis?

thanks for the science faggot, but any good news lately?

For fuck's sake. Goddamn Veeky Forums is supposed to be anonymous. I fucking know who you are too, Mr Undergrad in an 800-level analysis class.

God fucking dammit.

Any word on your Fields Medal next year?

See how good this is guys, you met each other. Now is the comission to: 1ADEZaL7pyhsT1T5jfLZP3RU8DorsTB1jo

:^)

>I fucking know who you are too, Mr Undergrad in an 800-level analysis class.
yep, you drove me home that one time, what a rough class...

>Any word on your Fields Medal next year?
haha not a chance, found out the hard way that research is not my strong suit

hilarious running into you here of all places, nice to hear the master's was so worth it for you