Help my friend to fuck a girl

>Help my friend to fuck a girl

No.

>doing what you want, wanting what you want
>not just doing what you do

Political power grows out the barrel of a gun
t. LMao

My coworkers also admire me, they started to call me Einstein. Like "Nice job, Einstein." "Yeah right, Einstein." Sometimes even people who don't know me use this nickname. It gives me great pleasure to be compared to one of the greats.

She's going to see though his knowledge of a couple quotes and realize he doesn't actually know shit pretty quickly.

I had a friend who used this tactic but he had already fucked with them before they realized he was a hack.

Maybe it was fucking with them that made him a hack?

"Good lovers are not good fuckers; because they cannot bear hurting their beloved."

M.F. Moonzajer

"The past is a foreign country, they do things differently there."

"There is nothing else than now. There is neither yesterday, certainly, nor is there any tomorrow. How old must you be before you know that? There is only now, and if now is only two days, then two days is your life and everything in it will be in proportion. This is how you live a life in two days. And if you stop complaining and asking for what you never will get, you will have a good life. A good life is not measured by any biblical span."

Ernest Hemingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls

Quoting better men will not make you a better man.

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

*set you free

"So now I am giving you a new commandment: Love each other. Just as I have loved you, you should love each other."

>love each other
you gay or something?

"Charity suffereth long, and is kind; charity envieth not; charity vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up,"

Speak american

OK Demosthenes.

"God created man, Sam Colt made them Equal"

“A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought.”
― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night

Just use this other schopenhauer's quote.
"One need only look at a woman’s shape to discover that she is not intended for either too much mental or too much physical work. She pays the debt of life not by what she does but by what she suffers—by the pains of child-bearing, care for the child, and by subjection to man, to whom she should be a patient and cheerful companion. The greatest sorrows and joys or great exhibition of strength are not assigned to her; her life should flow more quietly, more gently, and less obtrusively than man’s, without her being essentially happier or unhappier."
If this doesnt wet her vagina nothing will.

*tips fedora*

"The initiale size of the thing doesn't matter, its extensibility does"

Voltaire

"Carthage must be destroyed"
Cicero

Tell her Shopenhauer's opinion on women.

Jesus Christ that was not Cicero.

It wasn't Jesus Christ either you imbecile.

"Carthago Delenda Est"
that's one of the most famous quotations from the Vulgate, it's in John's Gospel

Work will set you free

John attributes it to Judas though. Jesus was pro-Carthage and often compared his 40 days in the wilderness to Hannibal crossing the Alps.

[when asked if his administration would be able to protect all citizens from rape]

"We could not field a big enough force to avoid this risk of rape. We would need so many soldiers because our women are so beautiful."

-Silvio Berlusconi

Good one

That's bullshit though. It comes from Paul and he only claims Jesus said it in a vision. Read Romans 2 31:32

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>tfw to dumb to understand this quote

have you ever wanted to not want something? Or wanted to want something?

It makes more sense in German. English is kind of a plebeian language.

>she likes tumbler shit quotes
If she likes tumblr quotes show her some quotes from one of the few good tumblr accounts there are. wrathofgnon makes excellent image macros with quotes.

would the second clause be more idiomatically 'choose what he wants'

>It was a town of red brick, or of brick that would have been red if the smoke and ashes had allowed it; but as matters stood, it was a town of unnatural red and black like the painted face of a savage.

It was a town of machinery and tall chimneys, out of which interminable serpents of smoke trailed themselves for ever and ever, and never got uncoiled.

It had a black canal in it, and a river that ran purple with ill-smelling dye, and vast piles of building full of windows where there was a rattling and a trembling all day long, and where the piston of the steam-engine worked monotonously up and down, like the head of an elephant in a state of melancholy madness. It contained several large streets all very like one another, and many small streets still more like one another, inhabited by people equally like one another, who all went in and out at the same hours, with the same sound upon the same pavements, to do the same work, and to whom every day was the same as yesterday and tomorrow, and every year the counterpart of the last and the next.
Makes them moist everytime