*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

Man the turks are really good architects

You don't wanna do that

Greeks you idiot

Ummm no they are in Istanbul which is the largest ciy in Turkey

you fell for the weakest b8 I've seen m8

Also check em

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*pull out gun

t. constaninopoe papadamopolahias

ohhh noo! the Turks have conquered the city! what should i do? I don't want to be touched by filthy turks!

Shut the fuck up and get here, you belong to the Turkish man's harem now, just like all other girls

*9 month later
Teehee look daddy, I got a baby Turk inside of me!

DEL

Is it weird that I find this kind of hot? And not in a cuck sort of way.

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*Teleports behind you*
*Dismantles your empire*

psshhhhhh, nuthin personall...Turk

BUT NOTHING WILL BREAK IT

DOGE WILL BREACH IT.

DUBS WILL BREACH IT

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Mashaallah brother

Don't worry, tens of thousands of Allied soldiers had just enough of fun in the Occupation of Constantinople(1918-1923) for five years and made it even.

Why didn't they just take the city?

Ataturk happened.

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My surname is Orban and my grandparents came from Hungary

and what did he do

open up ya cunt!

He made Turkey Great Again.

*opens gate secretly*

>turkey
>great country
Choose one

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Quick reminder

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MUST

RESIST

BAIT

He made turkey because before that it was the ottoman empire :D

Only alpha Turkish men can satisfy Greek goddesses.

Is that the man who lived to long?