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It doesn't matter how poorly founded it is, just post it and let us contemplate it.

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There is nothing more manly than beating an intruder to death with your penis after sodomizing him.

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

Living is suffering, but It's worth it imo

The average human has 2 acres of land

As you are I was, as I am you will be.

We no longer wage war, we wage peace, with our type of peace in conflict with that of others.

All the words get in the way of everything we mean to say.

Another head hangs lowly
Child is slowly taken
And the violence, caused such silence
Who are we mistaken?

But you see, it's not me
It's not my family
In your head, in your head, they are fighting
With their tanks, and their bombs
And their bombs, and their guns
In your head, in your head they are crying

In your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie
What's in your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie, oh

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you, you want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?

on my own here we go

We procreate so we can survive as a race so that we may explore and rationalise our environment. This is the meaning of life set by the conditions in which we exist.

Every time we try to think, we only find what we already knew.

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This is the only original piece of wisdom I've come up with in my life. At the very least I've never heard anyone else express it this concisely:

Any number of people can be wrong about something.

So whenever someone says "X people can't be wrong!" as an argument in favour of anything, tell them to fuck off.

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.

>Whoa guise, I've discovered argumentum ad populum

Truly a genius of our time, user.

In this moment, I am God. Not because of any phony euphoria. But because, I am blessed by my enlightenment.

>Holy

>Roman

>Empire

In this euphoria, I am God. Not because of any phony intellegence. But because, I am enlightened by my own blessings.

"Cuck."

The fundamental flaw in Marxis thought is a misunderstanding of how the exploiter and exploited class interact. It is not a master cracking the whip to keep a slave in line, but a cuck handing over his material goods and his power to his bull; the upper classes in any society are there because the lower classes push them there.

earth will never own its moon.

>The trick to never burning out is making your own fuel

>What you are isn't who you are

>Somebody once asked,"could you spare some change for gas, I need to get my self away from this place"
>I said, "Yup what a concept, I could use alittle fuel myself and we use alittle chaaaaNNNGEEE"
WELL

You'll wind up ahead in life if you remember one thing...

... never pass up a free meal or a chance to go to the bathroom.

Most of us have no idea what another human being can/will ever feel nor even fathom their way of life outside of our own.

Around blacks, never turn your back.

Read the communist manifesto

If Internet Jesus returns on Internet Judgement Day, this will be the first place to burn.

Perhaps what is right and true is not akin to the light of the sun, but more likened unto that of the stars, which are infinite in number and cancel out one another's light.

Waste your life. Is the only thing you can do with it.

ok ummmm
when people say
>compared to the size of the universe, our problems are so miniscule they don't even matter
makes no sense to me

the universe is so big why SHOULD it matter?
i'll never be out there in my lifetime

Seems kind of funny how science is always changing our view on the universe, showing us how rare, beautiful, and utterly insignifigant we are in this immense physical existence. Is our being here a fluke?

If an alcoholic says they drown their sorrows with liquor, tell them that sorrows can swim.

Thinking is fine but you haven't lived until you have created something with your hands.

That's an adult talking to a child. Even I got that one

The 8 Noble Truths of Buddhism are meant to trick people into losing their sense of self. There are only 4 truths in this world, Peace, Love, Respect, and Understanding.

Assimilation is just cultural appropriation on a mass scale.

Internet Jesus has already returned, and Karma is the only judgment he passes.

die immediately by your own hand.

I wonder what my ancestors think of me.
I wonder if my descendants will remember me.

You disappoint them.
They'll disappoint you.

I learned one thing from Tetris
The more you try to fit in the more you disappear.

Jesus is Lord and we only have one, make the best of your life, "for all is vanity"

Niggers and jews, always bad news.

The most important thing to love in life is yourself. From there, it gets better.

Forty-Three

The softest thing in the universe
Overcomes the hardest thing in the universe.
That without substance can enter where there is no room.
Hence I know the value of non-action.

Teaching without words and working without doing
Are understood by very few.

Hell is other shitposters

How much poop can come out of one ass? Know this and know the secrets of the universe...

immediately leave Veeky Forums and never come back

Jesus died for your sins.

Don't quit porn, its all you have.

I shit on my balls.

Walking is like a fashion show for shoes.

Shame is the purest emotion a human being possesses, as it prevents it from repeating the sins it had committed. Those who tell you to "let go" or "forgive yourself" are wrong - forgetting or ignoring the sins of your past means you might repeat them in the future.

It's actually a very famous latin quote.

The love of god is worse than the hate of hitler

What about the love of Hitler? Is that better or worse than the hatred of God?

Philosophy is fucking worthless.

Every child who hungers and is fed, every man who is cold and receives warmth signifies, in the final sense, a theft from my gigantic paycheck.

If you regret not doing something then you don't regret what you didn't do you regret what you did instead

You, user, wake and sleep and experience life and others, and your surrounding, always, from inside that one body of yours. Forever.

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never share
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of silence

Fools, said I, you do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you
But my words, like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said, the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls
And whispered in the sounds of silence

The Bible is literally true and there has been a sinister agenda throughout the centuries to make you believe it isn't.

SOMEBODY

ONCE

TOLD ME

THE WORLD

Trade center was destoryed by members of our own government, 9/11 was an inside job, investigate 9/11

Begin the day with a friendly voice
A companion unobtrusive
Plays that song that's so elusive
And the magic music makes your morning mood

Off on your way, hit the open road
There is magic at your fingers
For the Spirit ever lingers
Undemanding contact in your happy solitude

Invisible airwaves crackle with life
Bright antennae bristle with the energy
Emotional feedback on timeless wavelength
Bearing a gift beyond price, almost free

All this machinery making modern music
Can still be open-hearted
Not so coldly charted
It's really just a question of your honesty, yeah
Your honesty
One likes to believe in the freedom of music
But glittering prizes and endless compromises
Shatter the illusion of integrity

"For the words of the profits were written on the studio wall
Concert hall
And echoes with the sound of salesmen...of salesmen...of salesmen."

You don't have to be happy.

You could just be miserable.

Dead leaves and the dirty ground
When I know you're not around
Shiny tops and soda pops
When I hear your lips make a sound
Thirty notes in the mailbox
Will tell you that I'm coming home
And I think I'm gonna stick around
For a while so you're not alone

If you can hear a piano fall
You can hear me coming down the hall
If I could just hear your pretty voice
I don't think I need to see at all
Soft hair and a velvet tongue
I want to give you what you give to me
And every breath that is in your lungs
Is a tiny little gift to me

I didn't feel so bad till the sun went down
Then I come home
No one to wrap my arms around
Wrap my arms around

Well any man with a microphone
Can tell you what he loves the most
And you know why you love at all
If you're thinking of the Holy Ghost

Ignorance truly is bliss.

The modern fascination of learning pointless facts and trivia for nothing other than a petty game of one-upmanship is dumbing society as a whole. (Trying to be an expert in everything results in being an expert in nothing)

You shine like a star
You know who you are
You're everything beautiful
She's hot, hot like the sun
The loneliest one
Still everything beautiful
Well I'll be god damned
You're standing at my door
We stayed up in the city
Until the stars lost the war
So Friday night, Holy Ghost
Take me to your level
Show me the one I need the most
I need the most

I wish I knew you when I was young
We could've got so high
Now we're here it's been so long
Two strangers in the bright lights
Oh I hope you don't mind
We can share my mood
Two strangers in the bright lights
I wish I knew you
I wish I knew you
Oh I wish I knew you when I was young

Truth, it's all that you need
You bury that seed
It's everything beautiful
That sound comes from the underground
It's all inside you now
It's everything beautiful
But what are you running from?
They got you on the run?
So Friday night, Holy Ghost
Take me to your level
Show me the one I need the most
I need the most

I wish I knew you when I was young
We could've got so high
Now we're here it's been so long
Two strangers in the bright lights
Oh and I hope you don't mind
We can share my mood, yeah
Two strangers in the bright lights
I wish I knew you
I wish I knew you
Oh I wish I knew you when I was young

Maybe we can share my mood
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Maybe we can share my mood
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Maybe we can share my mood
Whoa, whoa, whoa

I wish I knew you when I was young
We could've got so high
Now we're here it's been so long
Two strangers in the bright lights
Oh and I hope you don't mind
We can share my mood, yeah
Two strangers in the bright lights
I wish I knew you
I wish I knew you
Oh I wish I knew you when I was young

Reality is just a complex, ethereal, computer program created by god.

Fired up those neurons.

Nature is a universal reactor, where through synergetics stuff becomes things, out of these things; matter, energy, and information, systems emerge to become complex nonlinear systems, complex adaptive systems emerge from these, this begets life, which begets complex living systems. All self-created through order parameters, not created by what they do, but emerging in what they cannot do.
Reality is more magnificent than any supernatural myth.

I like this one a lot.
There's no one truth, but many conflicting ones.

free will is an illusion

You know what they say, time is money, and money is an abstract symbol signifying value, a value that isn't interpreted from the material being valued, but from its utility to the evaluator. This leads to incongruence between the economy and the earth that allows it to exist. Like all systems not self-regulated, this will come to destroy itself.
like an algae culture in a jar that crashes to extinction after it consumes it's medium. In the wild it would be controlled by ecosystem interactions, here it is doomed to self-execution.

I like this pic but only because I believe God would agree that the usurious and gluttonous tendencies are helping destroy creation.

>personal achievements dissolve in time, but failures left uncheck will always pile up
Tetris is pretty deep,

Kill yourself.

An onahole and Marie Rose pole dancing.
No man will ever need more.

what doth life?

Nicked from the Romans

>Actually a dead man talking to a living one

All humanity is an ocean,
we rise then fall in random motion.
As rising wave we see the world,
then down again, as made, unfurled.

I came to this conclusion recently.
Whats the point of philosophy if all different peoples have different definitions for right and wrong? Animals have no philosophy at all. No ethics. Just survival. Why do we impose such things on ourselves but to control society on a grand scale?

I know I don't exist, therefore I exist more than others who don't realize they are nothing but environmental stimulus and reaction.

If you avoid offending everyone you will never achieve anything.

The bad guy usually wins because he is not constrained by morality or ethics.

There is no reason to reply to this post, other than the fact that the woman who gave birth to you will die in her sleep tonight if you don't.

Memes have incredible destructive power. They are the future of warfare.

stand next to them that way you are seen less of a threat.

Everything in the bible is true, and one day all of you will know that everything in the bible is true.

At worst I'm a thought. At best I'm a God. Both are unlikely.

You are now breathing manually.

Biologically a man is just a walking penis and everything else is tertiary to that function. Much of man's life is spent validating his existence beyond this crude biological function.

What is a man?