What material did the common man use to masturbate to before the advent of photography or decent art?

>Masturbation is a recent phenomenon.
Really now.

get a load of this guy. just because sex is not as easily available as it once was doesn't mean masturbation was some unique phenomenon to modern times

m8 there is extremely old art of people jacking off

It's a problem for me. Those days of childhood were awesome.

Forged by the devil.

All he wants is to see strong muscular hands...move up and...down...the..shaft...

>Masturbation is a recent phenomenon.

Chimps, baboons, dolphins and other animals all masturbate.

You'd think that somewhere between us discovering fire and us discovering quantum mechanics we'd have figured out that if we rub our dicks or clits with our hands it feels pretty good.

man used to have a for skin , makes it real ez to jerk off with no lube or device.

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One more.

Since the dawn of time, man has desired a woman with cantelopes for boobs.

Honestly I couldn't imagine life without the foreskin.

I guess it might let you last longer (at the cost of some raw pleasure).

They waged war, or just raped. Are you talking about prehistory when man slept in caves? Or before the iron age? We need specifics my man.

Omfg.... Sauce!!!

>Implying I didn't just play legend of Zelda ocarina of time and look at the boobs of the Spirit Temple Boss when she was stunned.

>implying I didn't just ogle the girls in my game informer magazines.

>implying I didn't wake up in the middle of the night to watch 'girls gone wild' commercials.

India was lewd as fuck in the pre-Muslim days.

>everyone had a wife
not in societies that allowed polygamy

0D is best

>There weren't such men pretty much, everyone had a wife.

Its funny that you think that.

Pic related is from the Jerusalem museum, it has one of the largest and most complete archaeological collections in the world, since Judea was literally a hotbed and a crossroads of civilizations for pretty much all of human history, or at least until the after the Crusades when Muslim empires sat on it undisturbed for several centuries.
The little plaque said that this figurine was a Philistine (or some other non-Israelite) idol that was technically outlawed because "I am the Lord, they God,..." and all that, but people would keep them hidden in their homes because of tradition, superstition, whatever.

Now, maybe I'm just corrupted from having grown up in an age and society where graphic and gratuitous displays of sex have become so normalized, but I can't look at this and not think that a figurine of a woman holding up her huge tits would have been used for anything other than hot glue. I'm sure they analyzed it for traces of whatever, found remnants of 3000 year-old semen, then buried all their findings to preserve common decency.

I still use my imagination user.

They used their imagination, or they just went out and fucked some whore because they weren't all prim and "civilized" back then

Rape

this

Imagination faps are the best faps because you actually have to work for them

I wonder how many people have tongued that slit

Now post those lewd statues with really tight fitting clothing

I've never masturbated to porn in my entire life, just use your imagination or use a picture

I have a 6 Terabyte porn folder stored in my brain. Don't you?

>Masturbation is a recent phenomenon
Nice opinion

Even there retard.
Its not like every rich guy had hundreds of wives.

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25,000 year old porn.

>sex is not as easily available as it once was
What are you on about nigger ?
Even the 70s weren't as loose as now

>not as easily available as it once was

Say what? Says who?

Do uncut guys really think this, or is it just bait? I've spanked it daily for 35 years and have yet to use lube. 3/10, made me reply.

>even primitive man loved big tits and dat ass

We haven't changed much at all.

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the Maya had clay sex dolls

Android 18 is best waifu

But how? Even taking a shower is sort of a pain since it hurts your dick due to how sensitive it is.

People with circumcisions from birth/after birth develop thicker outer skin layers on their glans throughout the first few years of life due to exposure to the air/dust/microorganisms ect. It's something that skin cells naturally adapt to do. Uncircumcised glans skin does not develop this thickened layer because of course it has the foreskin to protect it. So no, it doesn't hurt in the shower because skin is not as sensitive.

>Diogenes, speaking in jest, credited the god Hermes with its invention: he allegedly took pity on his son Pan,(which is where we get the phrase,pan and her 5 sisters)

>not as sensitive
And not as pleasurable

And not as easy to cum first
Cut > uncut

I'll take pleasure over endurance any old day of the week and twice on sunday, thank you very much.

think they just wanked to their imaginations, like people still fucking do

pre-abrahamicuck days

Who can't do this? There's nothing else for me to use when I'm laying in bed trying to get to sleep. Finishing a good fap will turn your lights right out, you know.

It's not like lacking a foreskin dramatically changes how your penis behaves.

>le uncut guys have way more pleasure than cut guys
False. There's a difference but it's not like it's all muted for cut guys while uncut guys have sensory overload every time something touches the head of their dick.

Why do people who aren't cut behave like they're the ubermenschen?

Not getting used as a resource source for jews and their cosmetic industries can do that to a man.

Ah, but the question is, what of your partner?

T H I C C

>everyone has a wife
>rich guy has 4 wives
>everyone can still somehow have a wife despite there now being less eligible women than men
explain

>Why do people who aren't cut behave like they're the ubermenschen?
because its all they have

Because they have it all

Brehs...

Memes aside, I'm always seriously impressed when sculptors manage to capture the subtleties of cloth just right

infant mortality is higher in boys, life expectancy for men is lower and men live in more dangerous enviroments in general. all these factors were more effective in the past.

Fuck off back to /pol/

oh also male/female embryo ratio is actually marginally higher than 1 so the nature balances itself out somehow

wow... so this is the power of american education?

Imagine all the time, careful attention and love, art of that caliber takes to produce. Only a supremely powerful being could create something so beautiful. Artists are real gods among men.

Cretan women wore clothing that displayed and kind of accentuated their chest. I'm sure other civilizations did similar things.

Then, all one needs is memory.

Or at least depictions of them did.

>he doesnt do kegels
>what is foreplay

THICC

>even the 70s weren't as loose as now
the average number of sexual partners has gone down since the 70s, by like 15%

I remember 9th grade masturbation history class. It was very insightful.

Do I stick my dick in the mouth or the belly button?

Cave drawings
Writings

BEWARE YE TRAVELER, WHEN TREADING THE FOREST OF THICC! MANY A BONER IS KNOWN TO ARISE!