Trading over $1,000 in crypto

>trading over $1,000 in crypto
>not tracking your crypto everytime you raise you wrist

you literally have 10 seconds to explain why the FUCK you don't have a smartwatch to track your crypto gains

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because i have a smart phone

>waisting money on a watch when you can just look at where the sun is

>1,000 in crypto
>Buys some shitty gay Apple watch
>Doesn't buy an Omega
Kill yourself faggot

oh that's interesting i didn't know your smartphone was attached to your wrist

enjoy missing out on potential $$$$$$$ hard gains while you're busy look at some stupid STATIC watch from casio and fiddling around in your pockets like a dumbass

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>replace casio with omega

Jesus. This never even occurred to me. If time is money, then you should invest in a good SMARTwatch

Except an Omega has real value and can be resold for 80% of what you bought it for in 50 years.

>what is attention disorder

My autism is fully flaring as I already check charts every 5 minutes and post on Veeky Forums all day

I don't need to go any more insane

>I already check charts every 5 minutes
This. I'm holding everything for weeks yet I keep checking.

I have an Apple Watch, what app is that?

sidesinspace.com/blog/the-apple-watch-now-you-can-have-two-phones/

>Except an Omega has real value

>oh wow i can resell an overpriced watch for 80% value 5 years later
>this watch has provided me literally ZERO value in those 5 years besides telling me the time (poorly)

meanwhile i can use the same smart watch for 5+ years with YEARLY updates while actually telling me USEFUL information that is critical for crypto day gains

itunes.apple.com/us/app/crypto-pro-bitcoin-ticker-widget-complication/id980888073?mt=8

>meanwhile i can use the same smart watch for 5+ years
So much lol. Yeah dude, Apple products are great for lasting 5 fucking years, aren't they? Also good look when you smash that paper thin piece of shit glass screen against a coffee table. Pathetic.

>Also good look when you smash that paper thin piece of shit glass screen against a coffee table.

it literally comes with the same sapphire crystal your shitty omega has you dumb fuck

aplel watch is disgusting tho

A watch is the only jewellery that a man should wear. Have some decency and dont touch that shit my dude

>sapphire crystal
It literally fucking smashes if it falls off the counter on tile floors, you fucking autist. GTFO you clearly know nothing about watches.

>literally making excuses about the same material used in $8,000 rolex watches

top fucking laff dude, just stop defending your shitty investment

Is there any app for this on Android Wear

why the fuck are you smashing your watch on the table? holy shit this level of autism

I have 3 smart watches. They all suck.

AW: low battery life, no apps, expensive and easy to break, makes my phone drain faster

Pebble: Ugly, screen tearing

Pebble Time: low visibility, no new apps, crypto apps suck

I just use my casio watch now, its the best.

this.

i actually have an omega.

i dont want to look snob or normie

>incessantly tracking gains
have fun losing everything panicseller

>wanting to track crpyto prices on your watch 24/7
yeah no, besides smartwatches look retarded
>stop defending your shitty investment
nice projecting?

Jokes on you, I stare at my phone all fucking day

>not covering everything you own in shag carpet
are you some sort of poorfag?