>Have nice decent 8k portfolio as a NEET
>Don't actually have any money at all, just numbers on an app
>Went to cash out (only for 50% of actual portfolio numbers due to fucking IRS and taxes)
>Can't actually cash out at all, no sites working and no way to get real USD money
>All my time bagholding those "wagecucks" were making thousands with benefits and retirement savings and making a tangible difference in the real world
why do i even bother with this shit
>reddit spacing
shoo shoo normie
Shit i love this meme
While OP is a redditspacing faggot, how do you actually cash out of this shit? And don't give me the
>cashing out, ever
line. I don't think crypto is ever going to be as ubiquitous as you people expect, maybe except for buying computer parts.
My goal is to have a million dollars, not a million internet coins.
You cant cash out
10k each day on gdax. 50k with confirmed id
transfer BTC to coinbase
link bank account
deposit
Kraken and Coinbase both have one-click transfer options for cashing out
With every single "You can't cash out" post you just embarass yourself
how the fuck can i not cash out when i can sell it and send it TO MY BANK< CARD OR EVEN A FUCKING PAYPAL. if your such a boomer u dont know how to withdrawal from paypal fuck off and die.
>Reply
u fool, buy GULDEN.
There you can input your bank credentials DIRECTLY INTO THE APP...
faggots here, shoulda ignore you if you can't prove you own ARK!
just transfer the BTC to you wallet.. go to an BTC ATM, or bank... if your country has not bitcoin bank, open one yourself
also, there is localbitcoins.com
withdrawal limits are in place (for EVERY business that allows you to store money with them) so that everyone doesn't try to withdraw everything they have at once and the business isn't able to facilitate the requests.
Lurker here who is very serious about getting into this crypto shit soon.
Please tell me this is bullshit
It's obviously fucking bullshit, no one is so stupid.
You can easily cash out through coinbase or gemini, or just buy direct products and giftcards through other accounts
I don't understand how anyone can be retarded enough to not figure out how to cash out their crypto
I just link my bank account to my coinbase, I sold off all my LTC a while back and it was fine, got USD in my bank from it
>try to cash out 10k in bitcoin
>ooopps, your account got hacked
>Terms of Service says they have no liability for your loss
Ivan and Chong clown all of you crypto kids in the end
Do you realize the insane amounts of money exchanges make by doing nothing other than collecting fees? They would have to be retarded to risk their reputation by stealing some kids 10k.
Cash out with Coinbase, localbitcoins, or Mycelium app. I sell on Mycelium all the time.
They have plausible deny-ability and proof of it happening is a Google search away
How common is this?
Don't get into it.
It'll ruin your life, of the tens you see that boast like a fucker on here, there are about 200 that rage quit and went back to their normal lives.
Trading is risky.
>2014
>bitcoin jumps from $10 to $100
>in the same day, local exchange got """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""hacked""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>millions of bitcoins are gone
The exchange worked as a trustyworth company for years until it happened, welcome to ancap land. It will happen to you if you're stupid enough to put large amounts on the same place, never withdraw more a small amount per time.
If I cash out at a bitcoin atm can I avoid paying taxes on them? Never used one but apparently there is one in a cafe near my house
I was wonder that as well.
Ah now all those Jap porno videos of old greasy men molesting girls on the subway makes sense to me now.
Autism neets can't cash out because they don't have bank accounts. They just sucked dick for .0002 BTC and have been trading with that.
In my city there is an ATM:
>2015: cash out up to 3000eur anonimously
>2016: up to 1000eur max. More requires an ID scan.
>2017: 50eur max
Belgian Big brother wants to know where the money at.
send me your coins man, I can cashout fine [email protected]
The dream
Why dont you cash me outside?
You cant cash out man, all these shills telling you about gdax are lying. Just sell your coins immediately.
if you invested in crypto without knowing how to cash out beforehand then you're seriously a retarded pile of moronic gay shit and you deserve to go completely bankrupt. I seriously hope your portfolio will drop to 0 and\or you'll get scammed, you belong to the newcomers who don't even bother to learn jack shit about cryptos and want to be babysitted in every step of their path towards "lamboland", you're a waste of oxygen and your only purpose is to get all my bags of coin, you need to be ashamed of yourself every second of your life MORON! MORON! MORON!
same goes for you OP
>if you invested in crypto without knowing how to cash out beforehand then you're seriously a retarded pile of moronic gay shit and you deserve to go completely bankrupt. I seriously hope your portfolio will drop to 0 and\or you'll get scammed, you belong to the newcomers who don't even bother to learn jack shit about cryptos and want to be babysitted in every step of their path towards "lamboland", you're a waste of oxygen and your only purpose is to get all my bags of coin, you need to be ashamed of yourself every second of your life MORON! MORON! MORON!
Was going to answer the OP, but now I have better business to attend to
>zip
Just get your kneepads out, dust them off a little
>$10k limit
>$1 million in monopoly money
>it takes 100 days of crypto volatility to cash out