Vitalik Thread

Techpill
Techpill

Share your best pictures of earth's future ruler.

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veekyforums.com/thread/2380488/business
youtube.com/watch?v=FO7Re3mKNj4

RavySnake
RavySnake

S L A V I C

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TechHater
TechHater

Oh god each picture is so wonderfully autistic.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Look at that poor girl's face
I'm not getting paid enough to stand next to this man

Nojokur
Nojokur

lmao, if only she knew

Supergrass
Supergrass

If she knew how much he's worth shed be sucking his dick. The chick on the right is way more down to earth, its visible on the face

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

like the thread, but he made eth so that earth wouldn't have a future ruler :P

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Probably has his hand up her skirt.

Methshot
Methshot

Thank you, Vitalik.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

He is actually hilariously cute for an awkward hyper autistic alien genius

Spamalot
Spamalot

newfag, who dat

likme
likme

His soulless gaze

Having given up emotions for more important things he does his best to trick normies into thinking his smile is genuine.

Playboyize
Playboyize

the interesting thing is she would find him more attractive due to his status, than his wealth.

if some random fanboys came up to him asking for photos, their pussies would be gushing.

Emberfire
Emberfire

so cute family photo

unlike zuckercuck

askme
askme

This is like Steve Jobs autistic nephew.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

This is some next level shit

Playboyize
Playboyize

350$ happy boy

TreeEater
TreeEater

He looks like he has AIDS

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Can anyone tell me what kind of laptop that is?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

All his calories go to that ridiculously oversized autistic brain of his.

Booteefool
Booteefool

thank u for sharing some of these rarer vitaliks

viagrandad
viagrandad

still my fave

Evilember
Evilember

such a badass, the bage, that grin that just doesn't give a fuck....those bitches will never know.

feminism is bullshit.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Jesus Christ, look at the SIZE OF THAT FUCKING SKULL.

Supergrass
Supergrass

He looks a little bog-like in this pic... is ETH's rise because it's the crypto the bogdanoffs will use to power the singularity?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I like how the girls have no idea who he is, just seeing this scrawny autistic looking guy and you can see they are clearly disgusted and want nothing to do with him.

But once they find out this guy is the future Emperor of mankind with billions in his bank account watch how their faces will chance.

SniperGod
SniperGod

hmm would you look at that
nothing but shitskins behind him as far as the eye can see

gj france

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

that's india though...

Flameblow
Flameblow

Not sure of the specific model but would put money on that being an ASUS.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Even under arduous circumstances he maintains an acute sense of will and determination.

girlDog
girlDog

he actually looks alpha in this pic

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Is that pipe on the table?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Holy shit that's a bowl lmao surprised he smokes weed

Soft_member
Soft_member

When you have 308 IQ you can afford to lose a few IQ points or nanoseconds in short term memory.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Kek, he's not even human. Fucking hybrids.

iluvmen
iluvmen

veekyforums.com/thread/2380488/business
he's 23 (my age)
he's Russian (my nationality)
he immigrated to Leafland in 2000 (same year I did)
he studied at University of Waterloo (my hometown)
tfw i'm a fucking pathetic arts degree graduate working $17CAD/hour constructing hardwood floors while this billionaire prodigy is at the forefront of Internet 3.0

FastChef
FastChef

American education everyone.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

That chick on the left looks like such a fucking cunt, holy shit, I hoped he raped her.

Spamalot
Spamalot

what company? I live there too i'll work with you and we can cry about our lives together

Skullbone
Skullbone

SAD!

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

his fckin backpack LOL

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Please deliver a high res of the framed pic.

JunkTop
JunkTop

He looks like when you create a character in a video game and mix up some sliders with 100 and 0

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

OUR
FUCKING
SAVIOR
i like the people in the fog background
spoopy

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

And dubs

King_Martha
King_Martha

he's the alpha autist
once he's around his people (autists) his alphaness kicks in

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Vitalik after spending all his eth to look like a hot girl as was his plan all along

Methshot
Methshot

This is kino

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

lol holyshit it is

FastChef
FastChef

saving all these vit pics to masturbate to once we hit 500

Nojokur
Nojokur

At least he has been to an airport, you fucking fat bastard.

Bidwell
Bidwell

In case you were not aware, girls tend to have such things called vaginas. Why dont you insult her by calling her a foot or hand.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Jesus Christ, this is literally

Plebbit: the post

Kill yourself

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

$

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Soulless gaze

Top Kek, user.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Check'd and Kek'd

I love that you framed it, top lel.

TechHater
TechHater

Fucking kek.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Show some respect, faggot.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Vitalik is proof that God doesn't abandon people.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Say what you want about him, he's going to make all of us rich he is the hero of Veeky Forums and our ticket to lambo land

Emberfire
Emberfire

the starseed has no use for your human "respect"

FastChef
FastChef

Damn. I see 3 digits in a row a lot.

Does that mean hes on a higher plane? Wheres /x/ when you need em.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

it's weird, but after 40 seconds i finally got vit's joke
am i retarded?

happy_sad
happy_sad

well, to be fair it's kind of a sophisticated joke.

Took me a minute too-- originally I just capped it because Vitalik interacting with someone who thinks he's a space alien was intensely funny to me.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

funny enough, i could see vit be one of those niggas that memorize pi to the one-hundred-thousandth digit

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

As someone who memorizes pi and jerks off to the thought of girls being someday impressed by it, I am extremely curious about many digits Vitalik knows.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

holy shit this thread is amazing

RumChicken
RumChicken

Vitalique pepe

Illusionz
Illusionz

I know he's our savior and everything, but he looks so annoyingly close to this autist at my work who called the boss on me over nothing.
This alone led me to sell half my ETH

SniperWish
SniperWish

this post induced laughter in my corpus

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Protip: Pi has infinite digits, there would infinitely many of those sequences and all sequences.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

some bitcoiners are making death threats against Vitalik

TreeEater
TreeEater

thatsthejoke.jpg

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

To be fair the french arc-de-triomphe looks just the same these days, with extra nigs trying to sell you plastic eiffel towers they got from the chinese mafia

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

No it doesn't you fucking idiot.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

JOURNALIST AND ATTENTION WHORE

eGremlin
eGremlin

there would infinitely many of those sequences and all sequences.
[citation needed]

Illusionz
Illusionz

SATOSHI - MISTER X
VITALIK - JOURNALIST AND ATTENTION WHORE
CHOOSE WISELY

Supergrass
Supergrass

Who matters who he is, if he gives a chance to make easy money? Will see you in August, schizo.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

so true lmao xddd
only the cool kidz smoke weed xdd

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THEY'RE FINDING OUT THAT THEY PUT THEIR MONEY INTO THE WRONG CRYPTO HAHA

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

is bitcoin the normie thing to be putting money into now? taking a look at the bitcoin subreddit seems like they have no clue and we are light years ahead with eth and alts

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

This is why people suck with making money through speculation, their emotions get too involved, doesn't matter how clever you are.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

VITALIK WILL SELL 77% OF ETH CAPITALISATION
SATOSHI HES 11% BTC - NEVER!

Emberburn
Emberburn

That guy second from the right.
Tfw when realizing you are gonna make it.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

namemyband.jpg

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

TODAY VITALIK WILL DRING VODGA
AND WELL ALONE
AND PRESS [SELL] [SELL]! [SELL]!!!
70,000,000 ETH= 14,000,000,000 $
youtube.com/watch?v=FO7Re3mKNj4

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