Why didn't Hitler listen to Heinz Guderian at Smolensk? Was it because he was named after sauce?

Why didn't Hitler listen to Heinz Guderian at Smolensk? Was it because he was named after sauce?

Because his Ego was getting to him. The Third Reich had all the possibilities to conquer the world, but Hitler with his poor decision-making ruined that after 1943. This was also why there were many assassination attempts by fellow nazis against him, just to get someone better to rule them.

I wonder if he knew Hitler's penis size?

Guderian wasn't a smug anime girl to Tsundere Sempai Hitler into paying attention to her.

>Ketchup

> A sauce

Spotted the Europoor guys.

You're minding your own business when Manstein-Chan appears out of nowhere and smacks your flank on the ass. What do?

Heinz "Gotta Go Fast" Guderian

Rommel was not a smug anime grill either, but Hitler listen to him sometimes.

>Rommel was not a smug anime grill

Rommel paid his dues and was in command of a front that was secondary to Hitler's interests.

Call up my virtually limitless reserves and unite the Soviet peoples under one graveyard.

t. Zhukov

Sauce?

> le third reich didn't have numerical superiority when unleashing barbarossa meme
> le there was any way to avoid casualties against hitler's autistically timed, industrially genicidal betrayal
> upboats to the left Xd

cause land war in asia

t. Sicilian

it's called a joke, ivan

boku no pico

...

/a/ pls

You have an image to reverse search and a character name, /a/ or not there is a limit to spoonfeeding

to be fair, "rommel" isn't the most intuitive name for an anime girl. Though yes, he should use image search, include rommel, and if in doubt, bug /k/ about it.

The Wehrmacht may have had initial numerical superiority, but the Red Army grew much larger much faster

If Guderian's forces hadn't been sent south to Kiev, Army Group Center would have had a massive Russian force able to attack their flank and it's not like Panzer Group 1 was going to be able to get to Kiev on it's own. You can't really say that destroying the Soviet front around Kiev wasn't a bad choice. Even had Moscow been taken first, it would have just been a Stalingrad type battle in winter 41.

Why is this board so funny?

We are people who get excited over history. Enough said.