So, NASA will soon reveal we are not alone in this galaxy. Who do we send forth to represent our species - our keenest politicians, our brightest linguists, our genius physicists or our most knowledgeable anthropologists? (I nominate a mullah, a beekeeper and a drunk Chinaman.)
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The Danald.
He'll build a wall around Earth.
>Best of humanity
>humanity
>& humanities
You don't want to start a war do you?
>So, NASA will soon reveal we are not alone in this galaxy.
No they won't.
>Who do we send forth to represent our species - our keenest politicians, our brightest linguists, our genius physicists or our most knowledgeable anthropologists?
Let's send /pol/ and hope the ETs are Kzinti or Geigeresque xenomorphs.
>(I nominate a mullah, a beekeeper and a drunk Chinaman.)
To walk into a bar?
We send our finest soldiers.
Tom Brady
>Geigeresque xenomorphs
I fucking hope so. That'll make me laugh so god dam hard, then scream like a little girl.
ayyliums are just demons and those greys are just demons as well
t. /x/
I nominate HHH.
you aren't funny
maybe demons are just learned behaviors from previous models for survival
One of the brightiest minds on earth
A represenetiv of the largest religon on earth
A one of our most passionate scientest
A well versed historian
A optimist
A pessimest
Show them every flaw and positive trait of opptimis
Show them our history
Show them our beliefs
Show them our smartest
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Nasa sends you to go teach an alien diplomate about the history of earth
Whats the first thing you teach them?
what?
This desu
you enter a fit of rage because that behavior was taught for survival purposes in a time where you didn't have time to think twice about killing a fellow homo sapien
the same way it is taught now to suppress those instincts under new circumstances
because people in fits of rage are always so similar
I used to have an infograph that was like "So you've made first contact!" with all the things you should do if you find yourself somehow to be the first human to interact with aliens.
Anyone know what I'm talking about?
Nevermind google found it.
Its not aliens. It never is aliens.
>Whats the first thing you teach them?
Japan absolutely deserved to get nuked twice.
The chance of human civilization encountering intelligent aliens, especially with how recent our species and effect on the planet has been, it's almost impossible to conceive that we will ever encounter intelligent aliens, especially in an understandable format.
Humphrey? Isn't he dead?
I'm a little bit funny...
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Hans-Hermann Hoppe also known as physical removal man.
Patrick Stewart obviously.
It would not be fair to send humanity's best to represent us, if anything we should be trying to find the most average human on Earth as our representative. They might get the wrong impression otherwise.
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>"people" actually think "aliens" will come from the sky
It's not aliens, it will never be aliens.
The only right answer.
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Is that film any good? was considering giving it a watch.
kek
Read the list of participants:
>no biologists
>no anthropologists
>no linguists
They found a new rock somewhere, big fucking deal.
Art Land: I'm not a crook, I'm ambitious. There's a difference.
Richie Norris: Wow, he just made the international sign of the doughnut.
>One of the brightiest minds on earth
>A represenetiv of the largest religon on earth
Dear god no. Muslim clerics have a tendency to go full retard when confronted with any issue that can not be explained by the quran/hadith.
On the other hand, maybe it's best if we don't deny the fact that large parts of humanity aren't really as culturally evolved as we like to pretend they are.
>A one of our most passionate scientest
Stephen Hawkins would be hilarious to watch
>A well versed historian
Send two of them with completely contradicting opinions, and have them start a vigorous argument in front of the ayyliens, so they get a taste of the clusterfuck that is human existance.
>A optimist
>A pessimist
Make that a platonic idealist and an aristotelian realist instead
>Show them every flaw and positive trait of opptimis
>Show them our history
We can't even agree on most points anong ourselves
>Show them our beliefs
Which ones? Human belief systems are a clusterfuck.
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>Nasa sends you to go teach an alien diplomate about the history of earth
>Whats the first thing you teach them?
The jews are to blame for all misery on earth