Euro Thread

Name something good AND something bad about the major European countries.

>Britain
Bad thing: They're shit
Good thing: They're dying out

England
>Best Musicians
>Worst food on Earth

Germany
>Übermenschen (I mean they generally get fucked over really hard but always end up rebuilding back to the top)
>Start wars

France
>Beautiful women
>Horrible language

Italy
>Great food
>Hasbt done anything worthwhile since the crusades

>England
Bad: Mostly cunts, worst group of English accents
Good: I don't have to live there, yay!
>Portugal
Bad: Literally who honestly
Good: Bossa Nova wouldn't exist without Portuguese

>Hasnt done anything worthwhile since the crusades
>What is the renaissance

>What is the renaissance
Not worthwhile

>Italy played a role on the Crusades

It was basically just French, English and Germans

>Good: I don't have to live there, yay!
Good: You don't live here. Yay!
>Worst food on Earth
Not even trying with this one.
>Good thing: They're dying out
Good thing: You'll be long dead before the rest of us

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Veeky Forums literally can't stfu about Venetians and the fourth crusade. Maybe thats what he was referring to?

Hi Lindy
Not in bed yet?

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>UK
Good:
Best non-material culture in the world (literature, music, ideas, philosophies, etc.)
More meritocratic values compared to the rest of Europe

Bad:
Unimaginative when it comes to food and art

>France
Good:
Beautiful material culture (architecture, fashion, food)

Bad:
Frogs are superficial as fuck. Too much classism and elitism ingrained in their culture.
They are also lazy compared to anglos.

>Germany
Good:
Great schools, engineering, and technology.
Best work ethic in Europe.

Bad:
Krauts are basically anglos without empathy and compassion. This makes them extremely self-righteous and unsympathetic when they deal with their neighbors.

They also appear to be intrinsically megalomaniacal and love to cause political instability throughout Europe.

>Spain

Good:
They mind their own business, unlike krauts.

Bad:
Lazy and incompetent all around.

>Italy
Good:
Best fucking cuisine in the world (yes, better than frog cuisine)

Bad:
They don't know how to actually run a country. No joke.

When it comes to administration and bureaucracy, the wops are the absolute fucking worst.

>Russia
Good:
Beautiful women.
Current Russian government is pretty based.

Bad:
Russians are white people with the chinese mindset. They are naturally sociopathic and devoid of any sort of empathy.

>The Netherlands

Good: We were great

Bad: Once

The "Golden" age was based on the misery of slavery and we are still contributing to the institutionalized racism in our country by adressing the area as such.

T. Sylvana Simons

West Indische Compagnie was responsible for slavery in the Americas. The VoC, who was responsible for a great deal of the wealth in 17th Century holland, was not.

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UK

>Comedic genius
>Terrible food

Germany

>Engineering gods
>Autistic

France

>Still has balls/ethics
>Rude

Italy

>Cultural superpower
>Corruption

Spain

>Amazing food
>Lazy fucks

Greece

>Same as Italy

>UK
>>Comedic genius
>>Terrible food
Looking like they do you have to have great humor

Russia
>+God-tier art in all fields
>-Always was, and always will be, a massive shithole
Germany
>+Brilliant philosophy
>-Hell bent on destroying Europe by any means necessary
France
>+GOAT military history
>-Full of Muslims
Britain
>+Contains Scotland, the Athens of the north
>-Also contains the Eternal Anglo
Italy
>+Roman Empire
>-Can't drive
Spain
>+Invented glorious Latin America
>-Has done virtually nothing since
Turkey
>+Master shitposters and causes incalculable butthurt for Balkanshits and stormfags alike.
>-Not really European tho

Ouch

>invented Latin America

Shouldn't this be a negative?

Latin America is based.

It's a shithole, make no mistake, but it's very beautiful and interesting.

>Britain
Bad thing : Cancerous Modern "culture"
Good thing : Victorian Golden Age + Empiricism

>Germany
Bad thing : Swamp niggers who destroy every successful empires
Good thing : Awakened Europe about Race

>France
Bad thing : Parisians + Shitskins + Socialism
Good thing : Food + Culture + Countryside + Gave birth to Nationalism

>Italy
Bad thing : Mafia
Good thing : Gave birth to Latin (Master Race) language + Roman Empire + Renaissance + Architecture

Their naval power was essential, if it weren't for them, the Crusaders would not be have been supplied and would have starved to death

>>-Always was, and always will be, a massive shithole
>always
libtard detected please kill yourself before spouting your shitty opinions

as if has any idea what he's talking about either

Britain is responsible for modern culture!? SUCK A DICK FAGGOT!
The UK still has a Queen, globalism has dragged the british people kicking and screaming into liberalism. The UK was the last holdout against the shitfest of modernity.
British global hegemony was succeeded by growing soviet and US influence, both paddlers of worthless mortal contrived meme values.
The UK is the greatest argument for conservatism outside of antiquity - seeing as it has produced so much worth preserving.

UK - Scots are pretty based / have ruined Europe more times than even fucking krauts
Germany - has produced quite few good musicians / is part of the anglo-teutonic alliance of European destruction
Austria - serves as a fine proof that there is such thing as a race evil to its core / everything about it
Belgium - experts when it comes to dearming situations / experts when it comes to dearming situations
Spain - laid down the foundations for European domination of the world / after that they've been more or less completely useless

Take this shit back to the flag boards you faggots.

Butthurt that your cuntry gets ignored and/or shitposted about?

>seeing as it has produced so much worth preserving

Everything beautiful about Latin America has nothing to do with the scum that currently inhabit that place