>Year is 2030
>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a copy of Final Fantasy XX
>"Ok, that'll be 0.0000003 BITBEANS"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh fuck not again
>"I only have 300 Bitcoin please"
>"Bit-what?"
>face gets red
>"Please accept my bitcoin right now."
>"I don't know what that is. Is that some kind of shitcoin. We only accept Bitbeans here"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"have money please bitcoin give no shitcoin please accept"
>"Are you okay?"
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
>he's holding onto me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "ACCEPT PLEASE BITCOIN GAME PLEASE ACCEPT"
>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the comsos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail
Year is 2030
This was my dream last night... Reading this gave me an overwhelming sensation of de ja vu
This belongs in fanfiction.net/misc/BitBean/
Wtf I love bitbeans now
i'm in fucking tears...but seriously though buy bitbean. "as a wise man once sad...LOOK AT THE FUCKING PACE"
Why would you do this?
im a 30 year old man chuckling at your greentext
what has my life become
upvoted
Memetics... Bitbean worms its way into your subconscious and once it enters there is no turning back. There are few things I cherish in this worlf. But Bitbean is one of them.
only read half of OPs post...
threw 3 btc on bitb just cuz this shit made me laugh hella hard....
stay funny guys. its the only way BITBean will make it.
screencap this
wow it's been a while since I've read a gamestop spaghetti pasta
wtf im 1BTC into bitbeans now
BUY THE DIP
TFW beaners actually have more tech than BTC
>take ancient /b/ greentext
>add bitbean
>newfags are impressed
>It happened 1 time, therefore it's a pattern
No
chart showing three periods, either you're retarded or ignoring the other two.
Please kill yourself.
I refuse to believe bitbean will ever be worth anything significant because the mascot looks like it belongs on the cover of a shitty restaurant's kids menu
Lol, bitbean holders are getting desperate!
>2030
>walk into gamestop
>insanely nice like blade runner but comfier
>ask for a copy of half life 3
>"That'll be 3 bitbeans fifty my lord"
>Remember Gamestop declared bankruptcy in 2023 but you made fun of the shorts that were bragging on Veeky Forums because your bean gains beat those grandpas by 10x over the same period
>Remember you can't buy Half-Life 3 because you're living in it
I bought 1500 beans just in case
the most ridiculous part of the story is gamestop or strip malls still exist in the year 2030
I bought 1 bitbean.
...
>It has begun
If only there was a /pol/ meme coin I could lambo on.
not beangun
you had one job fag
Alright deal me in.
lmao this is the best memecoin out right now that actually has a lot of great tech and roadmap ahead.
This.
I'm ready to become a beaner, I bought a few but can't afford that many
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I appreciate ressurecting old things. It makes me happy to know some other older people still come here. Sometimes it's sad that everyone seems so young. Its like most anons have moved on, yet here I still am.
I didn't come here to feel
Can someone help me out with some beans? I can barely afford rent from wagecucking but i've managed to get 8 ark coins, if i could have some beans i would be very grateful.
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screencapped and will repost in 2 years when BitBean's worth $400
this started well and ended terribly, just like your shitcoin
I'm 28 at work and I audibly chuckled.
This. This was beautiful.
On the chart, recovering after a steady fall happened one time
I own 100hitlers.
*lies down and starts tape recorder*
Bittman meme idea #c23, something about jack and the beanstalk, Magic beans, green beanstalks are moons. Might be something there, biz, get the art department to sketch up some drawings
> this is why ive stay on Veeky Forums
Thanks op i keked
>2030
>Gamestop
>Bittman
Thanks phone
>2030
>still gayming