>Year is 2030
>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a copy of Final Fantasy XX
>"Ok, that'll be 0.0000003 BITBEANS"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh fuck not again
>"I only have 300 Bitcoin please"
>"Bit-what?"
>face gets red
>"Please accept my bitcoin right now."
>"I don't know what that is. Is that some kind of shitcoin. We only accept Bitbeans here"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"have money please bitcoin give no shitcoin please accept"
>"Are you okay?"
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
>he's holding onto me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "ACCEPT PLEASE BITCOIN GAME PLEASE ACCEPT"
>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the comsos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail
Year is 2030
Henry Ward
Hunter Brooks
This was my dream last night... Reading this gave me an overwhelming sensation of de ja vu
Chase Kelly
This belongs in fanfiction.net/misc/BitBean/
Juan Perry
Wtf I love bitbeans now
Christian Perry
i'm in fucking tears...but seriously though buy bitbean. "as a wise man once sad...LOOK AT THE FUCKING PACE"
Owen Campbell
Why would you do this?
Michael Rogers
im a 30 year old man chuckling at your greentext
what has my life become
Luis King
upvoted
David Ramirez
Memetics... Bitbean worms its way into your subconscious and once it enters there is no turning back. There are few things I cherish in this worlf. But Bitbean is one of them.
Robert Cruz
only read half of OPs post...
threw 3 btc on bitb just cuz this shit made me laugh hella hard....
stay funny guys. its the only way BITBean will make it.
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