Be me

>be me
>"accidently" overwire 30k from work to my account on friday
>allin on ETH
>bought at 265 ETH/USD sold at 351 USD/ETH
>+32.45%
>cashed 31k back
>show up at work on monday saying you're deeply sorry for the mistake and will make sure to avoid that in the future
>tfw no investigation
>tfw boss proposed to invite us all to summerbreak dinner with the 1k
>tfw you still have 8.5k$ in ETH
>tfw easiest bankroll ever

>tfw you swap ETH and USD in OP

Why would you give your work $1k of what is 'your' money though?

To make the mistake pill easier to swallow

did everyone stand up and clap after?

Grease the palm

how do you direct the flow so fast?

is there no transactions friction in your country?

...to me would DEFINITELY arouse suspicion. If it was a genuine mistake (perfectly plausible) you wouldn't be willing to pay $1k for it.

>how do you direct the flow so fast?
Not OP but in Europe it's illegal for wire transfers to take over 24 hours.
Most are executed within hours.
They're also free in most cases.

bribing your boss
nice one OP

Company moving huge amounts on the daily, insane cap on CC, top of the line bank confidentialiy

And as user said, greasing the palm

send me free money for your crimes
0xAC644c87D1B50Fd570A6626Da3350efB1721C171

kek

here's a coin for you

> in Europe it's illegal for wire transfers to take over 24 hours

EU resident here as well.
i guess my banks are oblivious of to what the law binds them. who would of thought...

takes me 48-72 hours to SEPA transfer fiat to coinbase

>using established fintech from inside to make gains
you got your bases covered, op. good stuff.

how did you 'splain the k?

*does this with DGB*
*Ends up in debt, unemployed and facing criminal charges*

Thanks OP!

You should really look into what alternatives are available in your country or even abroad but the latter will require you to know how to "maximize" while still being in the white area for tax reports

Could have locked multiple wires if there was any shortage on this particular account on monday, hopefully it didn't as i had planned carefully

Tax deductible for me (donation), tax deductible for the company. Win-win scenario.

DGB is longterm and has a bright future.
Don't use it for quick gains.
Patience is key, all it takes is one announcement.

If you have weak arms then sell.

balls of steal

This.
Fuck off OP

send me etherum for your crimes

0xc6782fcc6f141a93029badd6ea1b86a236151bf4

sorry im a such a FUCKING retard

>make a mistake
>give your boss 1k
fuck off with ur bullshit story lol

You probably aren't EU, and you probably how often these kind of "kind gestures" are made in this particular fields. This is how you gain trust and get to the moon my son. Solid plan, a good handshake, and eyes that don't look away when you know you're lying.

yes, and he opened his laptop and in the battery compartment was an ounce of weed.

he and his boss also now go shooting with each other at the weekend.

>takes me 48-72 hours to SEPA transfer fiat to coinbase
It probably arrived at Coinbase within 24 hours but they took another 24-48 hours to process it