Be me

>be me
>"accidently" overwire 30k from work to my account on friday
>allin on ETH
>bought at 265 ETH/USD sold at 351 USD/ETH
>+32.45%
>cashed 31k back
>show up at work on monday saying you're deeply sorry for the mistake and will make sure to avoid that in the future
>tfw no investigation
>tfw boss proposed to invite us all to summerbreak dinner with the 1k
>tfw you still have 8.5k$ in ETH
>tfw easiest bankroll ever

>tfw you swap ETH and USD in OP

Why would you give your work $1k of what is 'your' money though?

To make the mistake pill easier to swallow

did everyone stand up and clap after?

Grease the palm

how do you direct the flow so fast?

is there no transactions friction in your country?

...to me would DEFINITELY arouse suspicion. If it was a genuine mistake (perfectly plausible) you wouldn't be willing to pay $1k for it.

>how do you direct the flow so fast?
Not OP but in Europe it's illegal for wire transfers to take over 24 hours.
Most are executed within hours.
They're also free in most cases.

bribing your boss
nice one OP