>be me
>"accidently" overwire 30k from work to my account on friday
>allin on ETH
>bought at 265 ETH/USD sold at 351 USD/ETH
>+32.45%
>cashed 31k back
>show up at work on monday saying you're deeply sorry for the mistake and will make sure to avoid that in the future
>tfw no investigation
>tfw boss proposed to invite us all to summerbreak dinner with the 1k
>tfw you still have 8.5k$ in ETH
>tfw easiest bankroll ever
Be me
Josiah Roberts
Mason Walker
>tfw you swap ETH and USD in OP
Caleb Reyes
Why would you give your work $1k of what is 'your' money though?
Blake Brooks
To make the mistake pill easier to swallow
Gabriel Sullivan
did everyone stand up and clap after?
Matthew White
Grease the palm
Ian Fisher
how do you direct the flow so fast?
is there no transactions friction in your country?
Lucas Watson
...to me would DEFINITELY arouse suspicion. If it was a genuine mistake (perfectly plausible) you wouldn't be willing to pay $1k for it.
Isaiah Jenkins
>how do you direct the flow so fast?
Not OP but in Europe it's illegal for wire transfers to take over 24 hours.
Most are executed within hours.
They're also free in most cases.
Ryder Ross
bribing your boss
nice one OP