*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

>Eviscerates you

*se interpone en tu camino*

By being in an underground tunnel? Ok

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*blocks YOUR path*
your move...kiddo

Oh, hello.

NO KILL I

>Vietnam
> dog riding motorcycle
> not in bowl

>tfw you remember you have a pet horta in your inventory but haven't brought him out for almost a year

Charles must be so lonely

Well he'd be out in the open so it wouldn't be a big deal....

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>fucked up the Mongols
>fucked up the Chinese
>fucked up the French
We shouldn't have messed with them on their turf, those jungle Asians are unconquerable

>insert reddit-vine meme joke about flashbacks, with layered-in Seymour Skinner transparencies and that sad song from Platoon

>there are people that still think america actually tried to win vietnam

Here come the U S

You know, the US could most certainly won in Vietnam, in the sense of winning it to their side, if they'd simply declared hands off on the indochina crisis then acted as diplomatic intermediaries between them and the french. Ho Chi Minh would have been more than amiable to relations with the US, and probably would have sacrificed some planned economic reforms to that end. It would have fucked the US for relations with the Chinese, but it's not as if policymakers at the time would have guessed there'd be a time when they wouldn't be against China.

*loses Vietnam war*

*teleport behind you* hello m'lady *tips fedora*

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