Shitcoin detector

It's got a really solid dev team!
>a bunch of college-dropout babby web ""devs""

Read the whitepaper!
>a hastily written, non-peer reviewed clusterfuck of buzzwords and shoddy, bombastic arguments

It's a long term hold!
>ah yes, like the other hundreds of coins that ended up being "long term holds"

The only thing keeping the price down is a whale/bot!
>it's just that everyone is trying to sell off their remaining shitcoins

The lead dev did X for Y!
>some literal who lacking any significant education or impact did something vaguely related to X while being employed in some way that is distantly related to Y, which in any case does not translate in any way to cryptocurrency

Have I missed anything?

Examples of this:

DigiByte
Ark
Mooncoin
BNT
FirstBlood
BitBeans

etc

Don't forget my favorite

"It's got solid fundamentals"
>I have no understanding of the technology behnd this so I'l say something vague and general so I don't look like a retard

I'd add STRAT the original niggercoin

This is why I invest in BitBay.

Official list of non shitcoins:

1. Bitcoin
2. Ethereum
3. Zcash - actual private transactions innovated by a collaboration of top recognized researchers in the field with an underlying theoretical underpinning, instead of "lol just mix it enough times and people will be too lazy to trace it back"

What am I missing here? Has to have a short explanation.

Ark is not in this cathegory
Main dev is a rocket enginner who worked FOR ESA, previously worked on LSK and has a 20 years experience in programming
Not investing in it is just dumb get in while its still under 1 dollar

Let him do his own research. It's his loss.

>But if it only takes x% of $huge_market!

>ARK
>building bridges for all blockchains is a bad thing

By OP's points every single fucking coin beyond bitcoin will suck ass