What is the worst job you have worked?

Personally, I think being a cook is the worst job I have ever had. I've done retail, factory jobs, laboring but cooking took the cake. It was always stressful as fuck.

Being a dishwasher

I cleaned bathrooms in yellowstone national park for a summer. It was a shit job but I got to spend a summer at yellowstone so it wasn't too bad. I quickly transfered out of cleaning bathrooms and move to working in one of the restaurants which was still a shit job but better than cleaning literal shit.

>dishwasher
>shit job
One of the better minimum wage jobs imo. I guess it depends on where you work though. I did it for a few months and it was great. Could listen to music, didn't have to deal with customers or anyone really, get to work at your own pace for the most part, plus the perk of knowing the cooks and getting free food.

Taxicucking aka uber/lyft.
If you want to feel worthless, sign up to drive.

Working on an assembly line at a makeup factory in a small town full of complete losers that gave up on life. Worked there for a week before I couldn't take it anymore. Droning for 8 hours a day moving my arms in exactly the same way every 2-3 seconds, big loud buzzer for break time. Hot and humid air, big fat wastes talking about soap operas like they know the characters personally.. Having to endure all that shit.. I'd wish that on nobody. This was in Canada. I can't even imagine what it must be like in China for assembly line workers.. Holy shit. No wonder they have anti-suicide nets between those buildings over there.

and the waitresses, I remember my first job as a dishwasher at 16, going home with a raging hard on and rubbing one out to all the waitresses leaning over too talk to me. Sometimes I didn't even wait to get home. Plus the free meal every shift, and going in the cooler and sneaking truffles and redbull.

dishwashing and warehouse.

dishwashing where a bunch of kids working will not give you respect and just throw dishes into the water splashing shit all over and everywhere.

warehouse work with hicks and druggies. harrassed and boss picking favorites, usually country fuck people.

Sounds like my job loading up trucks at UPS.

depends on where you work.

the better the establishment, the better the people who work there and the better the equipment you are given that makes dishwashing painless even though rush hours.

I've spent 6 years in call centers. They will FUCK your mental health right up if you're not the kind of person who enjoys talking on the phone.

Male escort. Got sexually assaulted before I started, somehow it didn't feel as bad as I thought it would, so I decided to sell myself short of actual sex, just basically accompanied older men, got a little touchy, and masturbated while they watched at their place. It was enjoyable at first, I had/have no friends and am otherwise a virgin, and I got free food and alcohol as perks, but after several months I realized how little love I had for myself and had to quit.

What job? Kek.

Assembly lines suck ass. I had one where the owner and floor supervisor bragged about how big their turnover rate was. The people training the new hires had only worked there for a couple of weeks themselves. Hilarious.

Assembly line packer. I think I was around 14-15 at the time, 2 weeks during winter vacation.

REALLY motivated me to get out of that hell.

call center

literally hell, would rather wash dishes or pick up trash on the roadside

ya bro, a lot pros got into the biz because they got sexually abused and it's their way of "taking back control" and dealing with it in a profitable way. there's nothing wrong with that, but they usually give it up after a while due to the same empty feelings.

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Stacking boxes onto pallets at foster farms.

Sounds easy AF, until hour 7 rolls around and your whole body feels like jelly from lifting a thousand 30 pound boxes over your head, in a humid, un-airconditioned room.

I have worked as both a Uber driver and as an actual taxi driver. I kinda miss the job. Lots of freedom, always outside and able to enjoy the outdoors. Meet some interesting people and get to exchange stories.
Only job I've ever had that I couldn't stand was a temp job in a plastics factory. I had to work a machine that trimmed huge sheets of transparent plastic down and stack them on pallets. Horrific working conditions, plastic fragments in the air, hot as Satan's taint, stupid coworkers. I quit after one week, couldn't take it anymore.

Sounds kind of funny honestly. Can you shit talk customers or will you get axed ASAP?

cooking is only good if you truly love cooking food . I've been cooking for 5 years now and i do enjoy making food but damn I don't want it as a carrier

Nope and you have shit ass quotas too, at least at my place. Like for me you would have to try and limit each customer to 3 minutes on the call, while taking at LEAST 100 calls per shift.

Management randomly comes by and audits your ass and listens in on your calls. Only a 20 second break in-between calls. It was BIG BROTHER. Goddamn I still get triggered by the memories of it.

Used to pick up drunks downtown in my ford mercury wagon without a license and take em 2-5 blocks for like 40 bucks. Pretty fun lol but super illegal

>worst job

Hmm id say roofing labourer. Destroy your body to get screamed at all day for not much pay. Too tired to do literally anything after work and get depressed and spend money drinking all weekend. My crew also found out im a literal fag and a vegan. Imagine being on a roof getting yelled at by coke addict white trash boomers for being a fag lol. At the same time i dont regret it because every other job feels ez and chill as fuck.

>tfw doing landscaping and feel relaxed as fuck all day cuz so ez compared to roofing

Door to door sales, I later promoted myself to suicidal NEET.

I was a Pepsi merchandiser for two summers, which means waking up at 4 am and going to depressing stores like Walmart and Safeway to haul beverage products off a truck and put it onto the shelves.

It fucking sucked, since most Americans are fat fucks who drink tons of soda and it was a very physically intensive job where you're always under pressure to be fast

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After a week it's entertaining, but after about 3 months having to explain the same simple shit to people day after day with a positive tone, you just go numb and every day melds together. Working late shifts I smoked a lot of cigarettes and drank every night when I got home. Slept in late in the day. No life, depressing as fuck.

Can't shittalk the customers because there are qa people in building listening to the conversations. You can find ways to be condescending or sort of drain their time bullshitting them on the phone pretending to help them if they're being difficult.

Dude I loved landscaping and lot maintenance. Lots of time to think and if you have a good crew it's chill as fuck.

Agreed. Cooking itself is alright but doing it as a job sucks. Gotta give props to the people that actually stick around and work cooking jobs.
>make $12 an hour as a line cook
>stacy the waiter makes $200 a day in tips for smiling at people and bringing them drinks
Can someone explain this shit?

Crawling around in flooded crawl spaces, dodging snakes and dragging tools and bags of concrete along the way

Farm work. You know that trope of the mexicans commuting on the back of a truck? That was me but I'm white.
Up at pre dawn and go to the field. Work in the sun all day, bending and crouching. Absolutely fucks your knees and back fast. Shit pay. And the dust inhalation was pretty bad too, you couldn't avoid it. But I smoked then so what does it matter anyways.

That was how I knew I wanted more.

Yea bro this gig i got is for a my grandparents and other old ones in a rich neighbourhood. Pretty dope cuz my gramma makes me lunch and gives me snacks and my gramps invites me inside to drink after. Can work fast or slow, have music and be literally so stoned i dont know what planet im on.

Perfect job for a fit degenerate hippy

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This man fucking knows. Warehousing ain't fun.

This thread is a great motivator to remind people how good we have it now with crypto

>That was how I knew I wanted more.
Shit jobs have to be the greatest motivation to go to college and get a good job.

Inspector/packer

The main reason I didn't like was that my supervisor would often regularly advised me to turn a blind eye to defects in the products that came out of the machines. He didn't want to stop machine because it took a long time to tune. I knew that if they receive complaints from customers, he could just make up a story about me not telling him about the defects in the products.

The working environment can become very uncomfortable. There's no AC. The temperature could vary from being very hot depending depending machine I was assigned to. The pacing also varies. On some machines, it's easy to keep up, but on other machines, it's very strenuous. There's no training whatsoever. You learn on the job.

>go to college and get a good job.

Moving. The only thing more illegal than the work hours was my co-workers. No breaks, long hours, and pay only a Mexican could love. Not to mention the fucking heat of Texas barring down every damn day. There was this one time where I had to work two 22 hour days back to back. It's one of the hardest things I have ever done but it got me a sweet Gurren Lagann wall scroll this guy was throwing away.

Here I am sitting on that money with no knowledge of investing trying to learn as much as possible by lurking a anime business image board.

let me guess, you're the guy who posts in every thread that college is a scam?

>1
Cooking hands down.
Always irritated or agitated.
Stink like garlic or onions when i getr home
chain smoke cigs in 3 puffs
eat standing up
callus under my index finger
burnt knuckles


>2
Cart pusher at target
i was young but i knew enough that my employer "target' was criminally evil.

For example: Policy suggests to push only 7 or less carts at a time which is completely unrealistic. if you twist your ankle pushing 8 they are off the hook. unless you wanna fight target in court. I fucked my ankle once in the parking lot pushing carts and i said im leaving to go to urgent care.

Not kidding those niggers sat me down and handed me a phone with a company contracted "nurse" 5 states away who seemed more concerned with the circumstances on the event rather than my injury.
Fuck im so happy i got into finance

Corporate attorney. They pay you just enough so you don't kill yourself. Moved to a small town and do general practice now. Money isn't as good, but its still six figures and only requires 5 hours of actual work a week.

College isn't a scam, but it's made for people to train to be better slaves.

Galley hand

>Shit jobs have to be the greatest motivation to go to college and get a good job.

completely agreed

papa john's.
i no show/no call quit that shit after a week.

I just got a job as a cart pusher/cleaner. I'm a bit anxious to start, though the pay is attractive for me while I study. It's 24 aud an hour, I start tomorrow :)

Soon, you'll get bitter about it.

Best advice i can give you is keep everything you find in a cart.
Wallets, sunglasses, cellphones, money

The only joy i had from that job is keeping shit.

Also helping old ladies to/from their car or grabbing them a motor cart. That made me feel slightly less worthless.

Also heads up, when the shitter clogs up they'll call on you.
Blood on the bathroom floor? they call you
Baby shit all over the changing station in the bathroom?
you

atleast at target

also wear gloves to avoid calluses