Judge my app idea

Tinder but with statistics on how many have seen your profile, how many swiped left, how many swiped right, how many read the description, how many looked at each photo and how long they looked at each photo, etc.

basically Tinder with stats

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there's a reason this doesn't exist. it's not sexy.

people want to believe the story is about them.
the numbers will show them the brutal reality.

>How many swiped right
The only thing that matters on Tinder. Just look at your matches...

>its facebook but for x
>its like instagram for y
>kinda like snapchat but for z
the typical startup meme shit

What you need is an alt-community structured based off of these stats.

It would be a community site that embraces eugenics basically.

So tinder for statisticians, cool.

Then tinder just updates and adds stats for people brave enough to know about them.

Tinder has all the marketshare. If some """innovative""" alternative attempts to compete, even if the idea was shot down repeatedly internally, they will just co-op the idea and adapt because programming software is easy and cheap.

Most people probably DO NOT want to know how often they are instantly rejected.

Tinder but on a blockchain

THIS
"b-b-but muh genious idea"

copy pasted lukewarm horseshit

but isn't that what you want though? To see what you're doing wrong and how you could improve?

What if you lied to them and showed them padded numbers? :^)

Veeky Forums is embracing meme eugenics already

Logic does not increase sales, logic impedes sales when its confronted with the cold reality. You dont sell people reality you sell them a fantasy. When you put numbers in their fantasy its no longer fun.

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Thanks, we will add these features to our app with our next update.
Thank you for your feedback.

constantly swiping and barely getting matches kinda forces you to face reality eventually anyway.

make it where guys can upload their dick and get it rated - with a public leaderboard

Hey, those startups usually make a few $mil before they crash and burn. The key is selling it at the peak to a bigger company
>"hey Airbnb, I know you're looking to expand into local event promotions. Instead of spending $5mil trying to compete with me over the next 5 years, why don't you buy me out for $4mil and integrate my already profitable company/contracts into your system? My infrastructure happens to be designed so that it integrates smoothly into yours. Lucky coincidence, huh?"

isnt that just /b/ ?

this is pretty much the goal here.

>Most people probably DO NOT want to know how often they are instantly rejected.

This

I deleted the app after a month of not getting a single match, and im probably not disgustingly ugly. Knowing the actual stats would hurt more.

More likely they listen, nod, politely decline your offer, then develop an alternative to your product based on your idea, (copyright laws beholden to) internally so they don't have to pay you anyways and know if they can make a competitive product, your shitty company will fail because nobody can even find you on Google.

So yes, it's like working for a tech company but for free! Ask Snapchat or Skype how their product compares when Facebook already implemented their ideas into a larger model, and also did it better, much better.

>embraces eugenics basically.
It will be a smashing success.
The main alt-right demographic, like /pol/, is comprised of tall, muscular men made of steel with huge dicks, IQs over 150 and engineering degrees.
Women will flock to it in troves.

If your service or product can be replicated easily, that's true. That's why you build it right:

>we hold all of the relevant patents and have a pretty good legal team to defend them
>the best guys in the industry work for us already (preferably under contract)
>we have a good portion of the market share already and it would cost you more to try to take it from us

You just have to make it more profitable to acquire you than to compete with you.

I fucked girls from Tinder right into the pussy. It was great time, but now I have to produce white children to safe the planet.

>App idea
That's a business. Businesses have customers. Customers are assholes. I'll be at home.

>2459771
this

What about Tinder but with crypto

Want to talk to this bitch? better get your ETH wallet ready

oh shit

when is the ICO?

It doesn't when numbers are not there to confirm it. Now you can come up with excuses as to why you're not getting matches without justification.

>Scruff already has this
>Grindr now has this
>Jacke'd also has this

Why do I think you are a gay app user?

guys... Guys... GUYS! hear me out...

tinder... but for hookers. BAM!

tinder but for people who want to trade drugs

in the pussy mate?

>tinder... but for hookers. BAM!
Released years ago.
peppr-app.com/

You have to be unqiuely good at something or have brand-name cult following.

Social media shit, tech, has none of that. Remember MySpace? It was the same as Facebook, only it died when Facebook became trendy and it stayed that way. Since then Facebook has stayed on top of any competition. Remember Google Plus? No? Yeah.

Tech isn't threatened, or able to be threatened. You can try. More likely they always thought of your idea, they patented it, never implemented it, but then sue you before you can even suggest the idea to them.

"""tech""" industry, Internet companies selling advertisement space is already a dead-end business. Nobody young fucking clicks on ads. Nobody cares.

Millennials are cheap and unresponsive to advertisement. They even rebel against advertisement and buy from firms that do not advertise.
Tech and social media are there to sell ad space, nobody is willing to pay that price when they know only your grandma, a 3 y/o kid clicking randomly and your IT employees click on the ad to verify that it works.

GOOD LUCK HOLDING THOSE BAGS.

$GUP

this is tru

No. the reason it will flourish because /pol/ is full of cucks & cucks like to know their place.

I like this idea OP. I use tinder and would like to know swiping stats and photo stats. Would it be possible to also see other people's swipe right or left stat as well? Like, when you see people it shows how often they swipe right at all.

>Millennials are cheap and unresponsive to advertisement.

Ha, nice power fantasy. Ads are more powerful than you can imagine

I did this with 23andme and filed for international pct. when it is published in Nov we will see how they react

This. Fast Company did an article where some average looking roastie went to Tinder HQ and was shown her internal Tinder rating and all of her other stats. Spoiler alert: she was crushed
fastcompany.com/3054871/whats-your-tinder-score-inside-the-apps-internal-ranking-system

Bad idea. Rather a Tinder but with more customisation like no single moms, no niggers or arabs etc.

Tinder is successful for a reason.
It's a quick fast market for pussy and dick.

You swipe till you get a match and then you go fuck, if you are fast enough to make it before the better looking match gets there first.

Wondered why you have matches that stop chatting or never even started chatting?

That's why.

Don't get me wrong, advertising 'works' but it doesn't justify the valuations these 'tech' companies have, when they really just sell internet ads and very few people watch them.

Bombard people enough they'll memorize the stupid ad by heart, and people spend plenty of time of the internet.

It's still just not a robust business model. People, especially young people, hate advertisements, they spend screen time on the internet, instead on TV just to avoid ads.

They fail, to some extent, of course, but that trend is real. It's a dead-end. Alphabet, Inc sure as fuck doesn't deserve $257 stock prices per dollar of earnings. It has negative cash flows. It's huge and important but unprofitable. Selling advertisements to dick-pill and porn sites and spending billions on amazing products like Google Maps (street view) and Gmail and such free nice things, also fucking researching robot cars.

It doesn't turn a profit. It probably never will. It's a horrible investment by any critieria you'd give it. Awful shit.

OP please also add race filters, especially for black/indian people

If the goal is eugenics, interracial breeding is necessary. Heterosis effect. It should match genetically diverse people to avoid inbreeding effects.

autism and sex

bad combo

can we just stick with east asians