Tfw I'm banned from every bank in America

>tfw I'm banned from every bank in America
>tfw Can't even have a credit card
>tfw i Have to buy bitcoins from WSC off paypal for 2900 dollars

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>tfw I'm banned from every bank in America
>tfw Can't even have a credit card
How does this even happen?

Yea wtf, op? Did you commit bank fraud or something?

i went to federal prison for 3 years for identity theft and money laundering i luckily got out of it but ive been banned for costing all the good local banks and (inter)national hundreds of thousands of dollars.

How it feels making love with your pooper?

:3

You deserve everything you get. PS I hope you fucked when BTC hard forks.

This sounds bogus but I'll play along. Join a credit union, dumdum.

lol you're a fucking legend if true
how did they catch you? didn't you make enough money off of that?

fuck you faggot
never got raped or had gay sex in prison
cant do that.

Fucking with the (((banks))). I respect you for that alone.

foking legend

Is it possible to use prepaid Visa gift cards?

Give us some backstory OP I mean come on. Fuck make it up if you have to. This sounds amazing.

Falls off in 7 years.

If they report longer than that you have a lawsuit.

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Check these out and see what you can do.

you deserve to be cucked lmao

Federal pound me in the ass prison?

Did you kick someone's ass the first day or become someone's bitch

Story time

it was done with other people where we would get people from across the country through phishing websites (we would buy domains that look similar to popular banks / local banks). we would go on forums and go to the help section where a bunch of idiots were looking for support and send them the website. then max out their credit cards. worked out pretty well till one faggot ordered to his home address on accident (he was high). after he got caught i entered a plee bargain and snitched basically to only get 3 while the rest got 7 - 10

>ordered to his home address on accident (he was high)
lol it sounded almost believable until we got here, op.

okay the point of this thread wasn't me i meant to ask where can i buy bitcoin on paypal without ridiculous fees

Damn op better change your name and leave the country those dudes aren't gonna be happy when they get out lmao

>i entered a plee bargain and snitched basically to only get 3 while the rest got 7 - 10

you're probably going to get whacked one of these days, tbqh phamalam.

This is why I refuse to work with stoners and refuse to hire them.

we're not all useless, fucker. I practically run my bosses business.

cool, but fuck they will come after your ass as soon as they get out

but again, you didn't make enough off of it to become financiallly free?

i had all the money i made from it taken away i only had 5 bitcoins when i came out (that i sold last year for 300)

Idiot, karma wins

>I practically run my bosses business.
Every stoner thinks this is true, and they're all deluding themselves.

you want the full story of this?
he was at some faggot's loft with a bunch of hookers doing coke. one bimbo lost her heels so he decided he would show off and order her a brand new pair (around 1000 dollars). we were not supposed to make large withdraws unless we knew the person holding the card was incompetent with cards (senior citizens or big spenders) but he made his order too large. he fucked up by going over the bank limit (the bank sent a notification to the owner of the account of suspicious activity) and ordered to his house.

>never got raped
yeah, sure buddy. what happens in vegas, right?

enjoy being poor.

Never work with fucking retards, boys

Kek.

youre a scumbag thief and should be grateful you didnt get assraped in prison

woow lol

So you're an all-around scumbag?