I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock. I gave 0.000001 bitbeans to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my bitbean wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.
I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my bitbeans) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my bitbean wallet. I came, and transferred .00000000001 bitbeans to each of the women.
After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 bitbeans to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.
Owen Morgan
welp im sold. Just put 9000 btc into bitbean TO THE MOON
Mason Bell
"SUCK MY BEANSTALK."
Jacob Gomez
i gotta say this method of shilling is actually funny
Andrew Russell
I read all of that for some reason
Carson Myers
Bitch got B E A N E D
Isaiah Sullivan
Yeah at least
Brayden Adams
lol beaners know the realz
btw if u miss this pump u deserve to be perforated with a spiket baseball bat through your poopwhole
Jack Bailey
>my whole life revolves around female validation: the confession
Andrew Williams
top jej m8
Ethan Ortiz
>2025 >Wake up >TV is on, President is giving a speech >"And so I say, A bean for every man, woman and child" >Pick up my Gold Iphone >Bean Stalks are up 25% today >Stretch, get out of bed and jump into my Rocket Car >Phone is blowing up with Supermodels who want a tour of my Solid gold mansion >Feeling pecking so I drive to local mexican restaurant >Order a bean burrito >Drive over to my friend who invested in Bitcoin >Currently living out of a Foodtruck >Walk by, crop dusting the whole area >Head home to count my beans
Christian Adams
Some serious next level autism on show when people waste their time writing this crap. Bit bean fucking lmao, at least come up with a name that doesn't sound like a 5 year old came up with it.
Cameron Hernandez
you forgot to bean him up with a couple beaniebers
Benjamin Bailey
lol fart kid talking bullshit because he bought high and sold low
Nathaniel Nelson
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THANK YOU SIR this was great
Gavin Lee
nice to see there still be penny whores in 2025
Mason Morgan
why don't you come up
Colton Myers
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David Wilson
You forgot about your other friend who invested in ETH, user. Pic related
Hunter Evans
All I got from this was
>you still need kneepads to drive
Luis Morgan
Can't believe this shit went up 400% in value.
I swear, every time a shitcoin is listed on bittrex, all you have to do is immediately buy then resell in 2 weeks for guaranteed 300-1000% profit.
This is not how money is supposed to work, god damn it.
Jaxon Wright
bench before squat instant giveaway that you are telling bullshit
Even though the rest of the story did sound believable.
Adrian Thomas
stop blaspheming you maggot
calling out on the sprouting beans pfft
Alexander Moore
Bitbean is still crashing. There won't be any survivors.
Cooper Murphy
Jesus fucking christ, just noticed this actually was at 1000% at its highest versus its lowest. God knows how much these whales made who stocked up on this garbage before it even hit the real exchanges.
Grayson Jackson
Didn't sell any of it, still holding. Used some of it to pay other people and donate. That is all.
John Young
>be me >the year is 2023 >wake up to alarm clock 11am >check beans; up 15% >fart >go back to sleep.
Liam Perez
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Kayden Miller
Selling circle art for bitbean!! 100 bitb = new circle more for sexier circle Please help support struggling circle art industry 2Usso3CE6uxgiitD9zFC5JSSukHYCxkQeB
Nathan Gutierrez
This bean is going to blast through the top 100 and fuck every bitch along the way.
Tyler Campbell
And then you woke up.
Jacob Howard
Can someone redpill me on bitbean?
is this really the coin of the future?
Liam Scott
Magnificent story bro you convinced me
I am a Beaner now
Camden Nelson
The price keeps dropping everyday. That's all you need to know.
John Bell
The price is up 4587% in the past 3 months. That's all you need to know.
John Diaz
Jelly nobeaner detected
Ian Torres
This is the kind of trolling I can get behind
Joseph Perez
FUCK IT
PUT ME DOWN FOR MORE BEANS
Colton Wood
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Nathaniel Hall
This is what Trump meant when he said Mexico would pay for the wall
Brayden Edwards
It made me have sexual thoughts. I will punish myself by trading crypto.
Bentley Jenkins
This
Connor Lewis
This is every normie tbqh
Joseph Perry
FUCKING BEAN KEEPS DROPPING WHY DO I KEEP GETTING KEKED REEEEEEEEEEEE
Camden Howard
literally why the fuck would you buy bitbean
Jack Lopez
cuz they're magic virtual beans you fucking normie.