ITT: Things money wont buy you

is this some sort of retarded ass humblebrag? Hurr I go to the gym sometimes and I'm fucking a butterface? Good job?

different skin color
a different place of birth

poverty

you can't buy poverty

the thumbnail m8 ru serious

>Gyno
>Transformer belt

AYYYYY LMAO :DDDDDD
I have never laughed this much since bat ico. If it's really you grats on that fat ass and I suggest work more on tits so you would hide your puffy nips

>implying money can't buy gyno

That's why you use the free time you get with money to do those things you stupid pricks. Want a good body. Go to the fucking gym. Want a whore? Go to the fucking gym and talk about what you do.

>hairless bare torso with blemishes
>metrosexual belt
>underpants over pants
>basic bitch in yoga pants
There is not enough money in the world to pay me to have your life, and I'd wager many anons are in the same boat. But hey, think of us as fat neets munching on tendies if it helps you get through your day.

an above 100 iq

>thinks money can't buy gyno
dbol is $1/g from china
a 1% profit on any of my shitcoin positions can buy me all the gyno i would ever need

>buy btc from china
>buy ltc from china
>buy gyno from china

they truly produce everything for us

A summer sweetheart :(

> manlet tries to show off his basic bitch
> gets BTFO over his bitch tits and transformer belt

lmao strong backfire

>no coiner Conner Murphy faggot wannabe tries to btfo biz but gets btfo instead

This is why I come to Veeky Forums

Autobots, roll out!

LOL NICE COPE

Post your bodies, kids. literally nothing wrong with the belt and a reminder you look TERRIBLE

What? Weird looking nipples?

my love

My net worth at $75k is exactly 25x that of my husband's. But he's a funny and social guy.

Is that your sister in the first photo?

what is this
a picture for manlets?

>Post your bodies, kids. literally nothing wrong with the belt and a reminder you look TERRIBLE

>nothing wrong with the belt
maybe if you're an autistic 15 year old

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Mirin gyno.

am I gonna make it OP?

Hey chad do you want to give me some money?

>literal manlet

LOL COINS WONT SAVE YOU NOW

Once you're married, there is no individual net worth. Be a couple and support each other or end it now.

hurr, I know how to make use of topdown lighting too, man.

OP is right even if his belt is fucking gay, you need to have money AND a fit body to be truly alpha

Hey Chad post your BTC wallet and I'll spare something to help you buy a man's belt

No pics still huh

How the fuck is my shit cope? All I said was go improve your situation. Fuck man. If you got to project this hard go to fucking /soc/

Got a prenup & I pay all for our living expenses so mah guy can save & invest most of his income.

Keeping separate finances protects both of us.

post Blockfolio and I'll post my bod ;)

>posting unverified manlet bodies to a business discussion board.

What's a personal trainer?
What's a prostitute?
What's a mom?
What's a boob job?
These are the only accurate ones in this thread.

Pre-nups are for those expecting failure. Pre-nups are for people with commitment issues.

You're not fully committed to each other. Enjoy your divorce.

>125x92
nice try cock gobbler

>Women
>Fully commited

Stupid USA reasoning. Talk to you in 60 years :)

post lifts or get the fuck out

I know you're all coming here from that crypto thread on bbmisc

So, you're in your 20s and in Europe?

tells us about your divorce and your losses on /r9k/ when it happens, screenshot this and your post about prenups so we can laugh at you when the time comes.

Yup, and close. European immigrant in the US.

Ok.

Don't need a pre-nup, I actually love and support my wife.

you look polish OP

have you cleaned my toilet yet?

>mfw OP is actually weak handed

Even with your gains, you can't hold the dip faggot.

You guys don't understand what prenups are for. Especially with healthcare being shit in the US.

hahahahahaha a fucking transformers belt

If you think healthcare is shit in the US, move to another country. The US has then best health care and technology in the world. Its the government that gets in the way, just like every other country. Pre-nup because of US healthcare? So fucking weak.

bitches love money and abs.
Anyone going to the gym can get abs in a year
Not everyone can get money
Guess who are bitches chosing if you have both

Faggit manlet when will u learn?

t. 195cm 120kg ss gomad bearmode here

No you don't, you can be ugly as fuck. Money is literally the only thing that matters.

>it's an insecure manlet tries hard to show off episode

>bearmode

I love how far people justify themselves

>100% muscle and strength
>j-just under my 21% body fat h-haha

That gyno

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>that
>ugly
You don't understand male attractiveness

This is him when he was younger. I bet your average Veeky Forums autist is much better looking than this. He's literally austin powers.

KEK underrated

>the nipple shape, size and location of the gods

quints for this

jk, i'll have them now
Also, buy Monero

well fuck me sideways

Are those natural?

>belly button is at sink height
Manlet wigger with repressed homosexual tendencies has something to prove on the internet, news at 11.

>The US has then best health care and technology in the world.

Lost

WHY IS Veeky Forums BEING INVADED LIKE THIS

why does place of birth matter?

why not just move?

You need to lay off the oestrogen bitch tits

it affects your initial development dipshit

Did this Chad really make a thread to put himself on a pedestal because of the fact that he has muscles and to cope with the fact that he doesn't have 1/4th of the amount of money of half the retards on this board?

Is there anything gayer than a guy taking off his shirt and posting a pic on Veeky Forums?

Guys looking at such pics

home gym in my basement - $10.000
personal trainer - $75 /h
personal cook - $40 / h
Liposuction - $8000
Having a stupid girlfriend and low self esteem to pose with your chest on instashit - priceless

didn't think any Veeky Forumsizens were on Veeky Forums

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Genuine friendship

Welfare is sort of like being forced to buy poverty

You have gynecomastia

false

kek

money can buy great hair.

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>zipper abs
its over not fixable

don't remind me about my bags

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You can't buy IQ yet.

If I have to choose between rich and smart, I choose smart. Smart can make me rich, but rich can't make me smart.

be rich and just wait patiently until you can buy iq