>On 21 January 1793, the National Convention of France executed King Louis XVI of France by guillotine, enraging the other monarchs of Europe. France was already at war with Habsburg Austria, the Kingdom of Prussia, and the Kingdom of Sardinia-Piedmont. Emboldened, the government decreed annexation of the territory (modern Belgium), provoking a diplomatic break with Great Britain. On 1 February, France declared war on Britain and the Dutch Republic. On 7 March, France declared war on her ancient ally Spain.[1]
Hello, my name is Maximilien François Marie Isidore de Robespierre
And Welcome to Jackass
Tyler Jackson
That's honestly the only logical reason
Andrew Russell
Like most revolutionary and end-of-history ideologies (even though the term itself didn't exist then, the concept would not have been unfamiliar to the revolutionaries) the participants in the French Revolution believed their victory to be not just eventually inevitable, but assured right-the-hell-now.
So why not declare war on everyone who didn't immediately fall in line? Your cause was assured of victory by being Right.
Colton Anderson
So like Muslims and WW2 Japanese?
Noah Adams
Thet declared war on the world, and won A century later, Germany tried to pull the same shit but got BTFO
Carson Rivera
They were trying to liberate all peasants, regardless of nationality, from the chains of feudal tyranny.
What's wrong with that?
Blake Taylor
>Le YOLO
Daniel Howard
Literally everyone in that pic outside europe is irrelevant
Not saying it wasn't impressive
Jack Hernandez
And guess what Anglos: they won Vive la France!
Robert Gray
Got cucked hard in 1814-1815 though
Prussians and Russians left their seed
James Rivera
Yeah, I'm a bong and even I'm willing to give it to the French in that respect.
Nicely done, old boy.
Brody Rodriguez
>Prussians and Russians left their seed
Prussian and Russian occupation of Paris lasted few months Meanwhile, the French occupied most of Germany for two decades, fathering tons and tons of baguette children with German women
Easton Wright
The French Revolutionary Army was made of peasants conscripts, but it was so fanatical that it made up for the lack of training
European professional armies were literally terrified by the French bayonet charges
Liam Lee
yup, secular version of it typical ''right side of history'' whig narrative
Ryan Green
No one was debating that? you just wanna be angry at nothing
Sad desu
Wyatt Hernandez
>The French launched a bayonet charge, the ferocity and determination of which unnerved the units stationed behind the artillery. The British units began to waver before the French reached their lines and eventually turned in panic and fled the battlefield, abandoning the gunners and artillery.
>In the headlong flight of thousands of British soldiers, large quantities of guns and equipment were abandoned, among which was General Lake's personal luggage. Although not pursued a mile or two beyond Castlebar, the British did not stop until reaching Tuam, with some units fleeing as far as Athlone in the panic. The panic was such that only the arrival of Cornwallis at Athlone prevented further flight across the Shannon. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Castlebar
My sides!
Asher Jenkins
Conscription actually affected all classes (though of course, peasants constituting the vast majority of the population...) I remember one quote from Wellington saying that this explained the quality of French troops while on the contrary his men were picked among «the scum of the earth».
Hudson Richardson
18th century European armies tended to focus on following orders, drill, and doing everything in formation.
Soldiers at the time were not really trained to deal with large columns of angry, patriotic Frenchmen charging at them, out to water the fields with their blood.
Jackson Hughes
Spain and France were only allied because Spain had a Bourbon on the throne. Otherwise, Spain and France were always fucking with each other.
Caleb Morgan
The point of invading the Belgium and Netherlands at that point was to feed the people of France with the cereals, money, and other recources plundered from the enemy
Joshua Ward
>British """"""""bravery""""""""""
Isaac Wood
As an American.
>you stupid niggers we could have had enlightenment republicanism take over Europe all you had to do was rule the country according to a constitution you stupid faggots god damn it we never would have had the Soviet Union or Nazis you could have basically ended history all you had to do was follow the damn train
Ayden Mitchell
Iran tried to do the same in the 1980s during their war with Iraq. Needless to say, it didn't work.
Noah Nguyen
Marquis de Sade was an elected high level official in the French revolution. A man who wrote about eating fecal matter and raping young girls. What they were thinking is autism too strong for even the hell of /mlp/ to contain.
On a sidenote, Wikipedia says that due to his writings of mutilation and torture, Mr. Sade is considered one of the first feminist writers who provided women a space.
Carson Robinson
We actually get terms like "Renaissance" and "Middle Ages" from the fetishization of the Classical World. A lot of Enlightenment thinkers believed that the Enlightenment would be the final age of Man.
John Robinson
Yes, the British are much less capable than Iraqi sand people it must be said
Joshua Jackson
>Prussians and Russians left their seed
There is ni trace of them(R1A Haplogroup) in French genepool
Ethan Bennett
>you could have basically ended history all you had to do was follow the damn train >end of history
Yeah that worked so well when the cold war ended. Only idiots believe in end of history crap.
Jace Ramirez
Then won by being the most populous state in Europe + Levee en masse
Jason Morris
It helped, but this merely allowed them to match their enemies numbers, not to surpass them So don't act like it explains everything
Adam Davis
>most populous state in Europe
HRE wasn't the most populous back then? There's also Russia which isn't technically European but has a bigass population as well.
Isaiah Hill
Louis was executed because he tried to flee the country and organise a counter-revolution. He tied their hands.
Once that occurred the revolutionaries then had no choice but to be at war with Europe because there was no doubt that the other European powers would wage war on France to reinstall another monarch.
Asher Brooks
Too bad HRE was not a state.
Camden Phillips
>implying that charging a bunch of muskets is the equivalent of charging a metric fuckton of static machineguns and tanks, poison gas, trenchs, barbed wire, mines, through a swamp, while also getting nailed by helicopters and modern massed artillery bombardment
Quality post guys, keep it up!
Grayson Sanchez
>France will never bring the light of enlightenment to the whole world >Man will never feel the warmth of the Sun of Liberty in every corner of the world
It hurts so much
Carson Wood
They led them into a tyranny of the bourgeoise, not very different from those feudal overloreds
William Allen
Well, France had a population of 25 millions before the war Russia had a population of 35 millions, but they didnt really join the war until 1798 Austria had a population of 23 millions, but when coupled with their possessions in Germany Italy and Belgium, it reached 51 millions Spain and Prussia both had a population of 11 millions Britain proper had 10 millions
France was outnumbered by more than twice if counting total population compared to its enemies, but thank to the Levee en Mass, French numbers on the battlefield were evenly matched with the coalition
Jaxon Roberts
Wow that's pathetic
What happened to France between 1814 and 1940?
Eli Powell
Proto-Reds aren't anymore prone to thinking than Reds are.
Angel Cox
WW1
Jace Torres
You're forgetting the population of Netherlands/parts of Italy/parts of North Europe.
Those were kind of meaningless players though
Juan Mitchell
My highschool geography/politics teacher told me at Verdun he stumbled upon a cave/abode formed by artillery explosions full of skulls and weapons/uniforms back in the 90's.
Anthony Morris
The jews happened
Jeremiah Martinez
History would be over if it weren't for (((them)))
Michael Ramirez
>they won because of the things that made them win Your point, Nigel?
Jaxson Brooks
Watch out guys, you're drawing the lindies out
Cameron Morgan
He's simply dismissing the 'le French superman' meme.
Robert Morgan
Holy fuck So these are the "fearsome" redcoats that the movie The Patriot was all about
Charles Young
Hon hon hon mon amie Anglo, you sound un peu assmad! Les Français win again!
Chase Gonzalez
>listening to La Marseillaise while reading this thread Anglo tears taste good tbqh
Josiah Fisher
Meh They taste like fish n' chips
James Rogers
>pas le chant du départ Bons goûts mais un peu plébéien peh
Ian Bennett
There's literally no angry anglos in this thread
No one is debating France won here. Stop constantly feeling a victim.
Easton Richardson
Do French people really speak like this?
Benjamin Bailey
Yes, the French language has been dying for a few centuries now.
Parker Powell
Anglo de culmal détecté
Jose Reed
lol
Jaxon Lewis
I want to name my kid Maxmillion Robosphere.
Aaron Diaz
>King constantly undermines the revolution and reforms >King begs France to go to war because he thinks they will lose and he will be reinstated >King tries to flee France but is caught >Claims he was "going on a holiday"
The French gave him so many chances.
Nicholas Reed
He really was an idiot. Reminds me of Nicky I.
Dominic Williams
fpbp
sorry for the /pol/ tier meme
Jaxson Baker
Louis was an enlightened king, but he was stubborn. His biggest mistake was dismissing Necker, but at least, he should've supported Calonne at the Convention.