Mom is talking about kicking me out again

>Mom is talking about kicking me out again...

just tell her all those shit coins you invested in will be worth millions one day and she'll regret it

Steal her credit card and invest in tumblr dogs coins. Coins of a future! Much coins so wow

well do you have a plan set up for when this happens?

all in dgb

Also wow is upside down for mom. Such much much coin tumblr dogs!! And coin or something

stop jerking off while smelling her dirty panties and get a job

The smith and wesson retirement plan

All you need to do is make a fake blockfolio with huge gains and show it to her. Tell her that you need a couple years to cash it out.

This should give you a solid buffer.

why do you insist on being a loser? serious question.

I'm honestly just scared and confused. I never grew up. I'm 21.

I'm a skinnyfat virgin with no friends. No skills, not even smart

Im in the exact some position except im need with 14 btc

Obviously projecting.

Neet*

Have you considered getting fit, meeting with people, training skills and studying? I hear it helps.

well maybe it's time to get things moving. have you ever had a job?

God, I really want a gf just to celebrate Christmas with her.

It would be so fun, picking out a Christmas tree, watching old Christmas movies we grew up with, snuggling by a warm fire and listening to old Christmas songs, dressing her up in a santa hat.

I'm a 28 y/o kissless virgin and this is the one thing that kills my inside every day and what I want more than anything.

Tell her you'll put her in a retirement home when she gets old.

Well actually I want to be a crypto millionaire more than anything and buy a lambo with the rest of Veeky Forums posters but that is a high second dream of mine and probably more unlikely of happening than getting my lambo.

I'm stuck on getting starter and keeping motivation doing these things.

I go to the gym, but that's about it.

Yes but barely any time. Always got fired or quit because I was unmotivated.

well you know your mom is considering kicking you out as a catalyst for you to find motivation. you need some independence, user. once you feel that, you'll never want to go back to your current situation.

i'm not trying to be mean but you really need to stop being such a pussy.

Obviously. But the question is how

How do I get a meaningful job and get my foot in the door.

Girls suck user, if you're not on the top of the pyramid chances are greater that you're not getting pussy. Figure out who you want to be, find a niche or something that nobody has done before and do/be it. You will stick out more and when you get good at it, you will attract people that are like you to you. Take that even in terms of your personality.

BENNY!! GET A FUCKING JOB OR I´LL SET YOU ON THE STREET. YOUR FATHER AND ME ARE CRYING, DON`T YOU SEE THE PAIN AND SHAME YOU BRING TO THIS FAMILY ? AND YOUR INTERNET MONEY, THAT IS JUST GAMBLING, YOU CANNOT EVEN GET IT OUT OF THERE!!!

you need ANY job right now. maybe get a night shift somewhere stocking shelves.

Too close to home

And then what? Then I have a shit job making shit money, with no transferable skills. What's the fuckin progression then?

you can always keep working on those things even if you have a shitty job. do you think you're going to walk into your dream job from your current situation?

>Girls suck user, if you're not on the top of the pyramid chances are greater that you're not getting pussy. Figure out who you want to be, find a niche or something that nobody has done before and do/be it. You will stick out more and when you get good at it, you will attract people that are like you to you. Take that even in terms of your personality.
not true. i just started getting laid by a nursing student the other night. she wants to come over again tomorrow.

I'm not even worth more than 3k in crypto.
we're all gonna make it lads

No but I need to lay out a pragmatic method on how to do things or else I see no light at the end of the tunnel and feel unmotivated.

The progression is you'll get 1k a month to put in crypto and she'll leave u alone

and to add to this tell her you will use said millions to insure she is forcibly put into a retirement home shortly after retirement.

if u record it and post it,
and put your btc address in the youtubes
ill donate 10 dollars

There's more girls than men in the world. Not even hard.

Then work for it and don't be a victim of your own doing. You know what needs to be done, but do you want it bad enough to do it?

Ask yourself if you're just putting a mental carrot on a stick and just ruminating about what could have been or are you planning ahead?

Sure it sucks, but on the bright side you got no kids, no heart breaks, nobody to fuck you over, no fear of retaliation from others, and anonymity. You can become anyone you want to be since nobody really knows you except for your family. Go to a meetup of your choice (meetup app) and just bullshit craft a story when others ask about you. Say you got a great job, girlfriend, whatever it is you want, just to see what it'd be like if you 'made it'. You'll quickly notice it's really not that big of a deal, and that you may not be the only one lying about it at that meetup.

Anyways, legit, make a plan, set a goal, do reading if you aren't informed on how to reach said goal, then split it into easy to do tasks and wean into your 'optimal' schedule. You can start by small shit like folding your bed every day, brushing your teeth, then move onto reading 5 mins every day uninterrupted. Then progress to 10 , 30 and 60 minutes or more. Start by walking down the driveway every day. Then move onto down the street, around the blog, then repeat this with jogging once you feel ready. Driveway, street, block. Hell you can do two in one, get an audiobook and listen while you walk.

You can make it if you want it bad enough. Just sit down, take a paper and write down what is missing in your life that eats at you. Nothing else. Just bullet points. Next if you have an idea as to how you can reach any of those things, write it down. Put that paper next to your bed and look at it daily. You want that. That is what you want. Nothing else matters. No motivational speeches, no bullshit step by step programs, just you and your checkpoints.

~Vince

this is a great idea. make that plan. once you have it make a flow chart or something physical you can hang up and see daily. put dates on it even if they are vague and stick to your plan.

Also mandatory roll. Check em.

Just give her the D, be useful user. You are a loser, what do you choose street prostitution or helping your parents as a sexual gratifier?

Actually I'm an enormous faggot. Ignore that post.
~Vince

Thanks Vince.

youre the man vince

>stop masturbating/looking at porn
>sublimate instead of repressing urges
>stay away from forums like /b/ cuz grotesque violent sexual stuff just induces nihilism and depression
>stop eating factory farmed meat or all meat altogether and just eat super healthy
>become a Christian

just speaking from my own experience
ur life will prob be a 100% better by this time next year and opportunities and relationships will prob start manifesting for you

also youll realize how pathetic your christmas fantasy is forming a codependancy with a girl wont make your life any better majority of relationships are completely transactional and empty unfortunately

u could get lucky tho dont give up

user, it's june. why are you wearing a christmas hat?