I've been reading this biography about young Adolf Hitler and I actually like the guy. He reminds me of myself in a way. Young bright eyed and out to make it in the world doing what he loves. Then his mom dies of cancer and he gives away his little inheritance to his cousin who has a kid because it felt right and he ends up living on the street for a year and sleeping under a bridge in Vienna.
He eventually moves into a halfway house after the winter and starts painting to make ends meet. His co-residents say he was always helping guys out to make payments/eat.
When the war starts he volunteers to fight in Germany. All his war mates say he was brave, helpful, never pretended to be sick an always did his frontline duty and other tasks. He rescues a dog in the trenches and trains it and grows to love it, his only family since his mom died. The whole period of his life he ate a smiple diet and lived a Spartan life spending any extra money he had on books or helping strangers.
He ends up saving his commanding officer from nomans land running by himself to pick up his lieutenant who had been shot and carrying him back to the trench.
He also single handedly captured 4 prisoners at the same time.
He gets shot in the leg and volunteers to go back as soon as he can despite have an opportunity to go home thinking his bros need him.
Slowly he realizes that normies are all shit. The other soldiers are lazy, try to get out of going into combat, skip chores, complain about leadership, steal food.
One day while transferring to Belgium some assholes kidnaps his dog and he never sees it again.
The guy went in to war thinking it would be him and the other Germans working together through hard times and that if he risked his life for them they would do the same. Turns out they were all typical lazy normies who fucked him over first chance they got.
So what specifically do you like about him? You have a quick rundown of his life but are you saying you relate to it? Did your dead mom fuck you over on your inheritance?
Dominic Butler
Why should you be worried at all? There's nothing wrong about liking Hitler despite what ally and kike propaganda say.
Charles Sanders
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Mason Powell
yeah, sorry, i was trying to illustrate his personality using examples. I like his personality and positive optimistic outlook on life. I like his humility and almost saint like choice of poverty and his kindness and willingness to help others despite needing the help himself. I like his bravery and sense of duty. I also feel bad for the guy for not understanding that most people are not kind, brave, or self sacrificing and few would be willing to return his kindness or pull him back to safety had he been shot.
Robert Collins
kys
James Bailey
ADOLF HITLER WAS ONE OF THE NOBLEST PERSONS TO HAVE EVER BE BORN.
ARE YOU READING THE BIOGRAPHY BY HIS FRIEND AUGUST KUBIZEK?
Carter Diaz
mods should honestly just ban /pol/ from being said like they ban back 2 plebbit. Every 4th post on this board is just /pol/ boogeyman.
Logan Baker
yeah
Charles Carter
Hitler was right about almost everything
Cooper Campbell
THAT IS THE BEST BIOGRAPHY REGARDING ADOLF HITLER.
HAVE YOU READ "THE ENIGMA OF ADOLF HITLER" BY LEON DEGRELLE? IF NOT, I RECOMMEND IT; IT IS SHORT AND CURSORY, BUT INSIGHTFUL.
Tyler Turner
hitler sounds a lot like me in high school
How was hitler noble? Was he noble when he abandoned the 6th army to starve, freeze, or die in Soviet captivity when he forbid them to try to break their encirclement?
Alexander Wood
you tried this same shilling in /ns/ general, fuck off kike
he was left with no choice regarding the 6th army, they were stranded and surrounded.
James Evans
>Historical discussions should be focused on past events, and not their contemporary consequences.
Josiah Flores
Well, don't admire him too much because he was a Homosexual with unusual genitalia who pooped himself multiple times as an adult!!! Eeeeeeewwwww! (And he also had bad teeth and breath.)
Jonathan Brooks
he fucked up putting Romanians in charge of guarding the flanks.
However once the encirclement happened he had to choose between risking the rest of the army getting cut off as they were stretched thin and bogged down in the caucuses and saving the 6th army.
The 6th army held out for months and bought the rest of the army group the time it needed to get out safely. The 6th army suffered for the greater good of the army despite this being a little too in depth for common pleb such as yourself to understand.
Ethan Ramirez
He had this unusual thing a little longer and fatter than his thumb that liked to rest on his thing, and I've been wondering what it was for 22 years!!!
William Ward
It liked to rest on his thighs, I mean.
Levi Wright
It liked to hang down his pants leg and bounce when he marched.
Christopher Hughes
>it's another person who figures out that some big bad dude isn't a cartoon villain and is actually human episode
Ya can aay what you said for literally anybody.
Jason Bailey
>you tried this same shilling in /ns/ general, fuck off kike You must be confusing me with someone else my edgy friend
Lets be real here, the very moment the 6th army noticed they were encircled, they called Army HQ and were told to stand their ground and attempt no breakout.
If they had tried, they had a fair chance of success given that they had 300,000 battle hardened German soldiers against 1.1 million soviet soldiers in total many of who were green conscripts from the eastern Russia. All they had to do is send a massive force against any one point (the southern Pincer was particularly weak)of this encirclement (tactics which had proven successful earlier in the war) before the soviets had a chance to tighten the noose and build up their defenses.
The fact that the German 6th army held out almost 2 whole months without hardly any any food or ammunition (they had less than a week's supply at the time of encirclement) proves that the 6th army was hardly helpless.
Connor Young
Americans used to sit around wondering whether he was male or female.
Nathan Bennett
Hitler was a lying piece of shit and a megalomaniac.
Kubizek isn't fully reliable. He portrays Hitler as better than he was.
Joseph Jenkins
>The 6th army suffered for the greater good of the army despite this being a little too in depth for common pleb such as yourself to understand. The 6th army group (Army group B) which was trying to take Stalingrad was THREE TIMES LARGER than the one trying to take the Caucasus (Army group A).
Most importantly there were 3 panzer divisions in near in AGB vs only 1 in AGA.
Jason Harris
Most men have, at some point, wondered, "How old was I when my junk exceeded the size of Hitler's?"
Nolan Ward
Sadly, some never have and never will, believe it or not.
Jaxson Turner
>user is fixated on Hitler's penis because he has no way of attacking his impeccable WW1 record
pathetic autist
Christian Turner
>He reminds me of myself in a way. A useless neet living on his mother's money? Afraid of women, antisocial with delusions of grandeur? Armchair philosopher who never truly studied anything and all his knowledge came from anti-semitic booklets?
Hitler was indeed the epitome of /r9k/pol/.
Jack Murphy
>living on his mother's money
but that's literally false
Parker Foster
And like Drumpf he never paid taxes.
Lucas Cruz
Which edition of 'The Young Hitler' do you recommend?
The one by Ian Kershaw or the one by Hugh Trevor-Roper?
Jace Scott
That's literally true. He lied to everyone that he was an art student. And he obviously wasn't working anywhere. Even Kubizek describes how often Hitler went to an opera. It wasn't free, you know?
Elijah Taylor
Who was I attempting to draw in this picture from way back in 2001, much to what would have been my mom's dismay had she known?
Benjamin Sullivan
EITHER ONE; ALTHOUGH THE LATTER IS A JEW, NONE OF THE EDITIONS OF HIS TRANSLATION, THAT I HAVE SEEN, SEEM TO BE CORRUPTED.
Colton Brown
Why do you always have to use all-caps?
Elijah Stewart
I read a review on Amazon which states that the Ian Kershaw version is incomplete and uses vague language.
Hitler literally told the Panzer divisions to get out of their tanks and fight on the streets of Stalingrad as infantry.
That was too autistic for me at that point.
Had he told the Panzers to form a bridge head and attack the Soviet reinforcments father on the other side of the Volga, well... They wouldn't have been encircled.
Ayden Bennett
reddit
Easton Scott
Was there anyone in history whose genitalia was more unusual than his?
Angel Myers
Has there ever been a guy with a more unusual thing creating a bulge in his pants?
Robert Bailey
Will he ever be known for anything besides his genital abnormalities?
Joshua Watson
>Hitler >Noble I wouldn't call causing the deaths of 5,000,000+ Germans and Austrians and many millions more of other Europeans "noble"
Dylan Rodriguez
Hitler is so attractive to people because the pop-culture demonized him too much. The true history of Hitler and the NSDAP is much different and Hitler himself was a completely average (or even below average) man. Circumstances and luck were much more important than Hitler's alleged demonic genius.
We are talking about thugs and beer hall politicians that took over a country.
Benjamin Wright
When society gets dumbed down and uninhibited to the point of no return, will he ever again be remembered for much of anything besides the mystery surrounding his unusual genitalia?
Luis Scott
if I ever get promoted to mod or janitor I'm gonna make it my personal mission to delete every single all cap post your ass makes
Lucas Campbell
How can anyone think of him as anything but a guy with unusual genitalia?
Jaxon Carter
Prison really changed him He a cool guy now
Carson Baker
I enjoy the amusing ramblings of /pol/ but its getting to the point where its ruining other boards.
We get it, you dont like niggers but dont be a faggot about it and flood the rest of this site with your autism.
John Lee
there's nothing to worry about, you're just realizing that Hitler was a relatable guy who wanted to save his country and not a baby eating ultimate evil like the last 70+ years of indoctrination imply
Xavier Mitchell
^reddit colonist
Grayson Clark
Nothing worse on this board than the /pol/ boogie man posters when it relates to anything European after 1789.
Andrew Thomas
>Hitler was a human being with moral beliefs Why are you worried? If that's the truth, that's the truth. Were you ever worried about being lied to? You should be happy, now that you feel to be waking up, of your own doing, than kept asleep, by someone else's wicked means.
Levi Cox
Did they ever try the IS thing with the NSDAP? >call them the Volkischer, they hate that lolol >they're not real socialists
Hudson Bailey
What biography did you read?
He was lazy and everything, and avoided everything that involved hard physical labour.
In Mein Kampf he lied about everything including him doing hard labour and doing hard work in Vienna and being in the frontlines in World War 1
Isaac Hernandez
>requiring everyone to say 'heil hitler' and every school child to praise and pledge to him personally >humility
Andrew Rogers
Really? Sauce?
Jordan Ross
What are you talking about? He constantly delivered engaging and frankly eloquent hours-long speeches off of the top of his head. He certainly had a genius-level verbal IQ, despite his character flaws.
Lucas Ortiz
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Bentley Ross
Trump is less eloquent than Hitler but he definitely isn't unintelligent.
Xavier Lee
So he IS literally Hitler. Checkmate, Drumpfkins.
Easton Allen
>hitler >humility
Please user, stop this memery, I don't want to die of laughter.
Dominic Murphy
>Implying that was about his own ego and not to instill loyalty towards the leader and state It would have been 'Heil Donitz' if Germany somehow managed to win the war in '45.
John Harris
>Janitor >A promotion HAHAHHAHAHHHA, shit, what position do you hold now? Call-center rat at Share-blue? That's the only job I could think of that's MORE pathetic that Janitor
Xavier Fisher
>Hitler himself was a completely average (or even below average) man. Jew detected.Below Average men don't get awarded Iron-Crosses, nor do they become Chancellor of Germany (inb4 Merkel or, God-forbid, Schulz)
Jeremiah Rodriguez
He wasn't the only one.
>During World War I, approximately 218,000 EKIs, 5,196,000 EKIIs and 13,000 non-combatant EKIIs were awarded. Also: > It has been stated that his achievement was owed more to his ties with his superiors than his actions of bravery. [10] >Hitler's First Class Iron Cross was recommended by Hugo Gutmann, a Jewish List adjutant.[17] According to Weber, this rare award was commonly awarded to those posted to regimental headquarters, such as Hitler, who had contact with more senior officers than combat soldiers.[7]
>nor do they become Chancellor of Germany They do if the parties that put them there think they can control them. Hitler became a chancellor thanks to Papen's intrigues. Hindenburg was against appointing him a chancellor.
Nathan Hill
A humble man wouldn't have accepted that level of loyalty.
Michael Walker
why not?
Thats how society works is following rules etc.
Cameron Rogers
>still falling for the meme
Wyatt Jackson
Is this pasta? Reminds me of that Anne Frank sex one.
Chase Perez
>I like his humility and almost saint like choice of poverty and his kindness and willingness to help others despite needing the help himself.
You know most of that info comes from Mein Kampf and other likely biased sources?
