Failed in getting a girlfriend

Suicide for me is never an option, I believe in our Holy Lord Jesus Christ too much to ever consider that.

>$1 million by age 30

Way to set realistic goals, buddy.

>I think this is the turning point guys, if I don't make at least $1 million by the time I am 30

Nice psychosis you got there

Start with losing weight and hitting the iron, your quality of life will drastically improve right there because you will be more self confident and not unhealthy

Hit the gym you fat disgusting fuck, it's not hard

>You're 27 bro you're still young. Can turn your life around if you try. Just take small steps, good luck

When does it become too late to turn ones life around?

I always felt that if I don't get my shit together by 30 i'll never be able to make it.

I'm literally you user, at least now we know we're not alone. Turning 30 in 5 months. Where the fuck did it all go so horribly wrong?

That's the story of his life.

revolutionarylifestyledesign.com/change-reality-changing-questions/

youtu.be/IRF6Xi1xUCU

30 is not even the halfpoint of your life

I'm turning 30 next month, except I had sex with around 30 Japanese girls in the last 8 months or so. Got off my ass and realized I needed to get things done.

>I had Sex with around 30 Japanese girls

Teach me your ways, sensei

Ok so the only thing that will change will be your net worth. You will still be a fatso with even less ambition cos now you dont need to work. Seriously dude pick yourself up, you have nothing to lose. Go to gym, learn a skill, trade crypto and stick with it no matter how shit it gets. Believe me it pays off, i was in a similar place but my buddy opened up a world of crypto and gym to me. Never looked back, god speed faggot

It's never too late if you're willing to work; it just gets harder as more time passes.

Around 30 is when it starts to get tough, since by then there's societal expectations that you have your shit together.

When we were lied to our entire lives and the final straw that broke the camels back was Obama becoming president. He completely ruined the chances for a lot of people to ever be able to establish for themselves a place in this life. You or someone reading this might question how he alone could be responsible for that. Well, unfortunately I can't explain it, but I do know that it is a real thing that happened and it will lead to the collapse of civilization. There's no way around it.

I would blame the constant subversion by the jews before I would blame one of their puppets like Obama. I would like to be in the timeline where Hitler won.

Just gotta bust your ass. Put your mind to something and not take failure for an option.

...

But you have to remember, Obama willingly chose to serve the Jews and lie to your face. So who's actually worse? Jews can't help it, that's all they know how to do. Obama on the other hand was knowledgeable about what he was doing. He CHOSE it.

Try to at least have bigger goals than sex lmao

Pussy is so available that it has almost no value..

I'm 22 and just dropped out of university. At this moment I am completely free to do whatever the fuck I want. Share your wisdom with me anons. What would you do differently if you were 22 now with all the free time in the world?

>kicked out of high school for weed
>joined army
>Iraq
>go to military prison for smoking weed after Iraq
>lose benefits
>work pathetic, low-wage jobs
>beginning to hate my life
>have little to no money ever
>trying to get through college
>have barely any crypto, got on this bus late

And many, many people have it 1000x worse than me. Quit complaining

If your not happy now you won't be happy when your rich. If you can find happiness now, you will be be more happy of you get rich.

>23 year old kissless virgo
>Half way fit. Perfect weight middleground. Decent looking.
>Have this asian chick that wants to bang me for 2 years now. Shes kinda fat. I dont like fat. But unique sweet face still. Occasionaly sent her my dick just because of lulz and she gets horny and then I brutally reject her. Thats kinda fun desu.
>Had this 16 year old virgin girl that wanted to bang me since last month. Another fatty. Way too fat. Greece. Could be decent when skinny. Also sent dick and got her horny but didnt know she was fat yet.
>Had a 14 year old (didnt know) that kinda got pervy and I btfo off. Boobs looked like 20+. Didnt want to end my life yet thus I stopped contact.
>Had this model girl that was kinda sweet but boring at the same time. Shes skinny and has huge boobs. Is 18 yet I somehow stopped talking to her simply because I got bored
>Last week show up on a gay ass but brand new golf gtd. See this sexy blond chick crossing the street. Look her into the eyes and send a shy smile. She smiles back. Go around and make a U turn. She has to cross the next street. I hold again infront of her and smile again. She smiles and makes a kiss with the hands and winks at me. Check her delicious ass on them skinny white pants

I let my skillz take over the girls. I somehow do that pretty well despite having absolutely no experience. They all tell me how fucking sweet I am and they usually want to call my right away.

What the fuck is wrong with me lads?
I only have this literally 10/10 arab girl on snapchat that makes me want to fuck her. Skinny, fit, supreme body shape. Fucking cute face. Also talked with her but fucked up by not talking with her. Shes literally the only one my dick would be pleased to insert

Still. I hate talking to girls. I just fake my interests often and really dont give a single fuck what they talk about. How the fuck do I fuck?

how did it go over with your parents?

I don't know if you could make these lies look anymore obvious.

Having money makes things easier. Just because you're not happy now, don't let that stop you from making money. You can work on both the happiness problem and the money problem at the same time.

The jews are way worse. They are a race of hooked nosed sociopaths.

being fat is your own fault

get some stimulants , adderall or modafinil, sign up to a site with tutorials and learn some web design or graphic design or whatever. you're wasting your time in a restaurant , trading your time for money and not even gaining any skills.

>What would you do differently if you were 22 now with all the free time in the world?

>learn a skill (trades, culinary, etc)
>learn how to invest into stocks, crypto.

>How the fuck do I fuck?
Do not worry, it comes instinctively.

I know it sounds stupid and gay. Thats the whole problem.
You better never be in my position lad.

>Fat
lose weight then faggot

Download this forestapp.cc/en/

use it for the gym, study, work.

Good luck

My mother is a mildly apathetic person so after I explained why I did it she seemed to understand it.
My only grandmother didn't support it since she really wanted for me to get an education.
All in all, I think pretty well. I'm not in that kind of situation that I have to answer my every decisions to my family.

funny, op. i'm pretty much you. or at least i was when i started getting it together when i was 27.

in the past 2 years i've lost almost 140 lbs, got rid of the moobs, started dressing better and shaved my JUST hair. i managed to improve my career might be getting a promotion this year. i'm turning 30 in less than 3 months.

you just gotta start improving yourself and it will snowball into all sorts of things. it will get better if you try to make it better. but you've gotta try.

>learn a skill (trades, culinary, etc)
I'm leaning towards learning a programming language, taking courses, then landing an entry level job.
>learn how to invest into stocks, crypto.
Been in it for over a year now. Still have a long way to go but I feel I got the basics ground on investing.

Thanks anonbro

>THIS OP...fucking listen to user, he speaks the truth. So many of you fat fucks wasting time.

Build an app. Work on a relevant skill.

Sell off some crypto, and learn on Udemy all day while you pay for rent. Stop wasting your time.

The pussy is in your hands. Just take that shit and stop being a faggot.

I'm 40, 6'5" and 320. I have been incarcerated many times. I now have a decent job and am just now beginning to make money. I am 150k in student loan debt. I have big girl nipples and toenail fungus on my left long-toe.

I am the worst person here. I need crypto to not go on a murder/suicide mission.

I'm with ya, user!

god bless ur buddy but what to do when u dont have a buddy like your's

Those are not the guys you want advice from

Just turned 25, have a temp summer job, lost all my crypto money in dice games (all 0.05 BTC of it)
and feel like utter shit now.

Same boat here with the whole kissless fat shit, just add friendless hermit and you're golden.

However, I do know that I need to lose weight, as it physically and mentally slows me down, I just fucking know it. I think I'll check out /r/fit, maybe just go back to being a nocoiner, I'm a disgrace.

Start hitting on fat, ugly chicks. They like to fuck too.

At least you don't have crippling debt hanging over you as the housing bubble is slowly popping.

>only 30k
>only

you don't need/fit/ literally do 30 pushups 30 air squats and run for 15 min every day for 2 months, take sunday off, and you will make massive progress. And stop eating junk food

if you daytrade properly with 20k you can quit your job now already.

>this guy

Fucking trips god right here. I will take your advice and do it, will reply back with results in 2 months.

I can't do 30 pushups quite yet, but ill start with 10 then reach 30. I can run though.

Use crypto to buy special "supplements" off the internet let the long term use of "supps" remodel your brain become chad

>culinary
not anywhere close to working in the trades. Waiters make more money than chefs nowadays, going into the culinary arts is an awful decision.

>air squats
please go

>23
>finishing my master's but it's getting delayed, I'm a linguist/translator
>fit with a good looking face but health problems
>never worked yet because of studies + pension + living at home but had saved $10k and made $8k more from crypto recently; living in the second world so that's not bad I'd say
>need to get a job and driving licence this summer
>never girlfriended a girlfriend

H-how am I doing? I keep fightning but sometimes feel the progress is so slow and the obstacles never-ending. Laziness is my main cardinal sin which I need to overcome.

well bodyweight being fat ain't easy

Get fit and shave your head faggot

Also go all in on Ark fag. You'll be fine by 30

>blaming obama for you being a huge fucking failure

Hilarious. Go back to /pol/ you loser

>stop masturbating/looking at porn
>stop looking at forums like /b/ where theres grotesque violent sexual stuff because it induces nihilism and depression
>start sublimating your urges instead of repressing them
>stop eating factory farmed meat or meat altogether and just eat super healthy
>become a Christian

just speaking from personal experience
your life will probably be 100% better by this time next year and opportunities and relationships will start manifesting for u

Hahahahaha you dumb fucking loser why did you smoke pot while you were in

I hate /pol/
always have, always will.
Funny enough, it's because it's filled with ignorant fucks like you.

Fucking Obama forced people to have healthcare. I blame him for taking more money from me for a service that I don't want.

Wish I was in that situation too

Pick a relaxed dayjob

Invest most of it in crypto
Dailytrade and in one or two years you wont have to work anymore.

>go to a half shitty country ( argentina,portugal...)
> be a fucking millionnaire

you f* people are the worst of the americans. should just kys. seriously...

>assuming the crypto gold rush will last another 2 years

I'm not so sure of it user

crypto is here to stay.
>dotcom bubble had trillions before it burst
crypto is only at 100 billion
just wait

hey now

they are both bad you can hate them both ok

No one cares. You're a fucking failure and you're blaming it on a politician. It's really pathetic.

I'm making 250$ a month, don't sweat it man, it could be worse

Guys I don't want to derail thread, nobody is replying to the one I made.

What's the point of cryptocurrency and anonmisity when coinbase and bittrex want my passport/driver licence?
I don't feel secure at all giving some "company" ( especially US) my info and social ID for money they will soon try outlaw.

Is there a way NOT TO PUT MY ID ?

dude you are rich

If you are a lazy fucker like me the fastest way to lose fat is fasting.
Only the second night is hard. After that it's piss easy.
Also contrary to popular belief it's good for your health (scientifically proven on animals that having fasting period increase life expectancy)
Depending on how fat you are fast for a 1-3 weeks. Once you have eliminated fat, stop junkfood and start eating healthy.

For the girl part, if you are a social retard like me, someone that look weird at first glance, well sorry to tell you that but you never gonna get a gf, go pay a prostitute, once your brain is out of virgin mode you'll start maturing.

you could have 2 amazing years in the philippines with 30k.

im in a similar position albeit less pathetic

Your money helped pay for my sex change operation.Thanks, hun.

Good lad. Have you ever considered becoming a (Christian) monk? I have sometimes. There are still some 'monasteries' about. I knew a monk once, not seen him in years though.

Being fit wont make you happy

I finally have zyzz body after 6 years natty lifting, counting macros and doing cardio 4x per week.

Just makes you more empty inside. Hoping money will fix it tho

Drop the victim mentality bro wont help you even if you are academically correct

Youre gay

Look into HRT, is paying. It's pure bliss.

>20 years old
>just dropped out
>family doesn't know shit
>Telling them is not an option, they would be fucking pissed and force me to go wagecucking
>Trying to make as much money as possible while I can with crypto to move out, before they realize shit

I am in an eerily similar situation

This is bad.

Stop avoiding responsibilities and be a man.

You know what you have to do, work to support yourself.

Either the course you were in wasn't for you (okay) or else you didn't put in the work (bad).

Either way just man up and tell them and get a job, you'll feel better and they won't think you're a secretive man child who's afraid of work.

So rape

So will you kys when you fail at crypto?

wouldn't want to rule it out

I'm from a shit tier country with low wages.
I worked exactly one day in my life and it was the worst fucking day I've ever had. If I had to do this crap for the next 40 years I'd rather just end it right now.
I know I might sound overdramatic, but that's just how my retarded brain works. I can only work on my own stuff, everything else feels like a waste of time, torture and slavery to me.
My family never supported my endeavours, they literally laughed when my mobile app failed and desu that fucked me up a little bit. I never told them anything about the shit I do ever since, including cryptos

you're doing good user. It's absolutely essential that you never tell them about your cryptos.

Hey guys, everyone has their problems. I just tuend 29, also virgin, never had a g/f, I've played around with girls but no PIV. I've been living at home ever since I graduated college with $200k debt.

You wouldnt guess it if you saw me. I'm not a bad looking guy. I just never got to actually dating a girl. I live at home and I would never be able to get it up here (my room is right next to my parents). I work a decent job ($60k salary, work from home)

Point is, everyone has their problems. You look at people on the street, on facebook, instagram, see their photos/posts, think their life is awesome, but I am telling you, everyone has their issues.

Don't feel bad user. Just make a promise to yourself that you will work hard to get yourself where you want. I'll be moving out soon and I'm confident I'll get an even better job. The great thing about not having a g/f is that I dont have anything holding me down here, I'll probably move somewhere far far away.

>that feel when my biggest dream is not to become rich, have sex with a girl or have a really successful career.

>It's being able to move away from my parents