Yellostone

How do I capitalize in event of actual happening?

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Im an Yuropoor btw, so I guess direct impact wont be a thread for my life, but i predict that if shit goes down, whole world economy will collapse.Do i transfer all my money into hard assets?Will the cryptocurrency meme die or be more profitable in such event, etc?

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water will be the most precious resource until everyones lungs calcify from the ash and die. if you manage to survive that, you will starve to death. any unit of currency will not matter. Australia may survive and live on to shitpost into eternity.

>The park is one of the most seismically active areas in the U.S., experiencing 1,000 to 3,000 earthquakes a year.
n-nothing to worry about user
just a super volcano

>th-this will never happen

yes good goy

For apocalypse, easily tradable things people can't replicate themselves easily but will most likley want to/need to.
>imports like coffee, spices, sugar, salt.
>lighters
>ammo

Financial collapse, non-currency money and tangible assets.

>Gold/silver
>crypto
>real estate

>live in Montana, in the "kill zone"
>currently in Japan
>will be here for another month
One of my biggest fears in life is that it will go off while I'm over here and my family, my loved ones, my house, and everything I own will be vaporized and I will be left alive

how do i short this
does the national park have stocks

yes also have an outhouse
people forget this is like the most important thing
other than food water and guns

I'll trade places with you

I just hope it can wait until I get back

Move all assets into rare peeps and crates of cigarettes. Stock up on printed porn.

>crates of cigarettes
This actually sounds like a good idea, especially since im Yuropoor and cigarettes are dirt cheap here.
The problem will be the logistic behind delivering them to the amerisharts that managed to survive

Short the USA through futures/options

Now you know how the Japs felt when we nuked their asses off the map twice.

>bozemandailychronicle.com/news/environment/more-than-earthquakes-recorded-so-far-in-yellowstone-park-swarm/article_e8a37569-
grow your own coffee indoors.

When yellowstone explodes you won't have transportation since it will be a literal appocalypse and not just the US will be affected.

Stock up on.

>bic lighters.
>MRE
>Gold.
>.22 ammo.

Pray no one stronger steals your shit

God will rapture his sheep before such a thing happens.

AA batteries

invest in shovels and air filters

Invest in underground vaults and canned foods.

go to yellowstone and wait for the sweet release of death

>mfw living in boland

this is what you get murican faggots for being nigger cucks and not using metric system

Invest in toilet paper. Give people a few shits without it, and they'll give you what you want.

>crypto
ahahahah

>literal appocalypse
no it wont, Yurop wont be that affected.
Sure, the global economy will colapse. but at most Europe will get a big cloud that will reduce the temperature a bit, but it will be easilly survived

>not setting up camp as close to yellowstone as possible

...

You don't understand weather models, do you?

This would be mt St Helens or mauna loa x100.

The power to obliterate half a country as large as the us will have long term global impact.

>The earthquake swarm affecting the western edge of Yellowstone National Park has included more than 460 quakes so far, scientists say.
>The park is one of the most seismically active areas in the U.S., experiencing 1,000 to 3,000 earthquakes a year. The quake activity is caused by the large number of faults in the park associated with the volcano that underlies Yellowstone.

Eu fag here, I'm going to Wyoming this summer for two weeks

How dead will I be

Not dead.

They've been aware of this since the 90s. It could be next year, it could be 100 years. It could be never. Maybe that pressure will work it's way under a different plate. We literally have no idea.

holy shit my dude i am in the exact same position, i go to MSU and study at a university in tokyo its petrifying

it will affect it, but it wont be unbearable
europe will be fine with a few restrictions here and there