'member the Battle of Everything?

'member the Battle of Everything?

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oh i member

*ahem*

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THE SKIES ARE BURNING WITH THUNDER

I made that image years ago for /int/, whilst I should have been writing my thesis.

>when you have the largest empire to date and you get defeated by a bunch of farmers led by literal autists

Which empire and what farmers are you talking about?

Lindybeige, pls go back to making dance instruction videos.

>made a vassle by their former colony
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britain is the eternal second best, always teaming up with whoever is fighting the best. Nice gig they've had going desu

Then why were they the largest economy for nearly a 100 years?

>always teaming up with whoever is fighting the best
Opposite, actually. In order to maintain a power balance in europe the british often helped the other side, to maintain the balance, in the napoleonic wars for example.

>and two of the most powerful nations in Europe but let's neglect to mention that

>brits beating anyone but spearchuckers without allies

Most overrated military in the history of the world.

You can literally smell the jelly in the post.

This.

Britain may have been more industrialized, wealthy, politically stable, and controlled global trade, but the other powers were better because they had revolutions and wars which briefly changed things in Europe.

>Be Britain
>Use Lion as symbol of strength

But Lions aren't even indigenous to Europe???

And vids about future tanks

Why would anyone be jealous of a empire who lost a battle to the FUCKIMG ZULUS?

>he doesn't know about the lions that were in Europe up to the Bronze Age

>thousands of years before Britain was any sort of identifiable nation

>Hold up
>fixes monocle
>So you be sayin'
>taxes everything even light and air
>you be sayin that
>sips tea
>WE WUZ LION TAMERS AND SHEEIT

>because giving the farmers equal equipment gives you a disadvantage you know

It makes sense, the British do have a habit of just taking things from other countries.

Always with proper documentation though.

>literally outnumbered 10 to 1 with barely any ammunition and encircled

kek

naturally, without it, I would feel an immense void in my soul as I look out at the gray skies ahead for us all

>Righteous Anglo Fighters.

That's not anywhere near accurate, we've gotten the best of the Frog, the Dane, the Ivan, the Fritz, the Italian (arguably that last one is a spear-chucker to be sure), and many more I'd expect that are so insignificant I can't think to recount them for this correction.

>doesn't know that the British lion is specifically a Barbary lion

>arguably
>to be sure

Stop this shit immediately.

what farmers are we talking about

Have to make sure it's all above board now.

No one wants to be a Fritz.

Britain is like a woman in her seventies: a glorious past with no future.

if that is so, then Europe is a frankenstein corpse