Why does God not answer my prayers

Why does God not answer my prayers...

Perhaps he has, and his answer was silence. Get a grip of yourself.

Cuz u jacked the rod once

Because watching your life is like watching a sitcom, which is funny.

The product placement for Doritos and Vaseline is a bit much though.

She's waiting for you on the other side, user. Just slip on the noose.

Mysterious ways :^)

Is this whole board just LARPing as Christians or what?

Being christian is the new edgy thing to do when all your millenial peers dont care for religion.

God left this place long ago.

The best part is watching them go to hell for adopting Christianity for spite.