Homoeroticism in young conservative Christian male culture

Anyone else notice this? Young Christian guys in their teens and college years tend to enjoy "acting gay" for a laugh. Some of them do this constantly and you almost couldn't go to a youth or college group event, be it Catholic or Evangelical without some of the guys being all over each other to incite a laugh or to make others uncomfortable.

The most common things I would see is things like spooning, guys sitting on each others laps, or sitting with their arms around each other for long periods of time. I did see it go as far as two guys sucking each others' thumbs, holding hands, showering together in the same stall at camp, and a couple of years ago at a "community group" superbowl party, two shirtless guys sat in a two-person bean bag chair with their arms around each other's shoulders. It was really hotter than any soft-core gay porn I had ever seen.

Interesting thing is most of these guys were probably not gay. Pretty much all of them that participated in these kind of activities had girlfriends or courtships and are now married. I suspect some of it has its roots in the sexual repression that comes from purity culture. You see similar "bending" of etiquette in other all-male environments like prisons and the military. You don't see most men acting like this in "the world" if they are not gay. In fact, I've been to gay bars and haven't seen as much homoeroticism as I've seen at some youth/college church events.

Ironic thing is as soon as a guy confesses to struggling with same-sex attraction within their youth/college group, it's not uncommon to be ostracized by the same group.

Anyway my point is does anyone else notice this or am I overthinking things? What are your thoughts on this fenomena?

I have no clue what you're talking about and think you're just pulling shit out of your ass

Have you ever interacted with non imageboard Christian 16-24 males?

Modern society has brainwashed you into thinking being close with a guy friend is gay. Read more shit from before the 20th century.

Well done, OP.

You've discovered the pure ideology and the inherent contradictions within reactionary thought.

Welcome, Comrade ;).

Rightists are very often benders. The worst ones are the ones that deny it in themselves (often these ones are the most virulently anti-gay in their politics), and they turn into vicious kiddie fiddlers in later life. Genuinely hetero right wingers are very rare.

>Everyone I disagree with is gay

When did this board become middle school insults?

since /pol/ became a safe haven for Reddit rejects, and then started to leak into other boards

everyones bi/pansexual
some people can/need to sublimate it

>m-muh /pol/

kys

>this is what faggots actually believe

It's like Fascism

Youth and Masculinity are prized for the vigour and strength they contribute to the nation.

Women make babies but they're still weak and weakness should be scorned.

Can't even be super close besties with women. Only time you can be that super close with anybody is your dog because all hints of sexual/romantic attraction are removed.

Yes, I didn't see any of this shit.

>make fun of retarded people
>everyone is retarded haha some just need to sublimate it

Literally wat

excellent comparison, friend

I have indeed noticed exactly what you are talking about, OP. Guys cuddling with each other, resting their heads on each others' laps, playing with each others' hair, etcetera. It is odd.

Flaming faggots polarized gender norms so much people think you're gay if you give your bro a hug.

I recall reading in Grave's autobiography on how boarding school students would often go pretty pseudo-homo because the only ones around for them to fuck were men
I suppose it's a natural outcome of being in social situations and circles where the majority of those you interact with are of your particular sex.

*sniff*
*sniff*
I smell a Jew...

>why are guys close to each other, like friends

That is men in their natural state. Prude proddies tell us that we should hate our bodies that we can't touch friends. Touching build community. Children in tribes interact with each tribe member by touch, the same way a mother would play with their baby.

There is nothing sexual about touch.

>it's the fags fault people think frotting with your bro is gay

What part of bonding don't you understand?

Even women do this

I think I understand what you're getting at...
to you:
>homos=feminine
>young males=feminine
to christians
>young males=innocent/pure in adherence to christian morals

>/pol/ isn't one of the biggest cancer's on this board
this had been true since /pol/ was proto-reddit

acting gay is hilarious

it seems like youre just gay honestly and overthinking it because it gets your motor running

Simply neoplatonic

Ain't nothing new under the sun.

I've never experienced this in any church.

I have however seen this in your average group of high school males.

A person lies that he never touched himself in his ((((((private)))))) parts.

I think it has to do with the United States being a very gay country due to being very religious by other countries standards. What's considered gay in one country and culture isn't considered gay in another one. Compare what happens when men are isolated from women due to jail between countries.

You don't hear anything about Danish people fucking each other's butt as soon as they enter prison yet your butt will be the property of several totally not gay people in the US if you can't fend off all the cocks lusting for it.

Look up Swedish rape cases from 2016 and you'll be surprised that the majority of them are muslim men taking part in involuntary gay orgies. That's also why Sweden have a large amount of homosexuals, they consider putting your dick in someone's butt to be a pretty gay thing to do.