You will never be historically relevant

>you will never be historically relevant
>your name will never be in the history books
>5000 years from now aliens won't be debating the character of the legacy you left behind

How does it feel Veeky Forums?

You will, however, actively contribute to the further decline of the history board of Veeky Forums, so congrats I guess.

Go on, user.

You know you want to.

Even if I have no wife or children, my name will at least be remembered by my friends. If even my internet """friends""" by my username, then that's enough for me, because that's all that truly matters.

Terrible. I want to kill myself.

>you will never have a Wikipedia article with an inexplicably long "Personal Life" section for future 4channers to greentext with

I take comfort in the fact that once i'm dead it wont matter to me if i'm remembered or not.

Is it really that hard to get a small Wikipedia page?
I'm sure if you try hard enough user you can get a page in history not that it's worth anything :)

Fucking Christ, you give up easily, don't you?

Yeah, I'm aware the odds are astronomical, but don't you even *aspire* to something noteworthy? There's no first draft of a novel sitting on your hard drive that you tinker with every now and then, or whatever?

Life is long, dude, getting even longer, and anything can happen.

I reject it.

I'd really prefer I weren't remembered. Can you imagine the kind of shit they will dig up on you, a modern human, if your name was noteworthy enough to be studied? All the shitposts? All the clandestine videos the CIA has of you jacking off to shemale porn on your ipad? To be forgotten in the modern era is really a luxury.

I wouldn't mind being remembered as a huge pervert or something honestly

boring historical figures are the worst kind

Anyone who knows the story of the Gaius and Aulus Graffiti story knows that even the most insignificant drunkards could somehow end up debated thousands of years after their death.

>not writing a journal of how Veeky Forums boards react to current events
years in the future when people do their thesis on Veeky Forums my journal is going to be most cited source

If you weren't around since before 2006 your journals will not be valuable in the least.

w-what about 2008

>we live in the boring peaceful time between big wars that everyone always skims over when they read history books

feels bad mang

did you know that human history is not only exciting and full of intrigue when it is murdering itself?

Lee Harvey Oswald and Gavrilo Princip are in the history books :^)

unironically my worst fear

Of course my name won't be in history books.

Some jerk will steal my ideas and his name will be in all the new history books for centuries.

But my name will be on my thesis that any higher level science textbook will have to cite after my work is used to finalize the Grand Unification Theory for practical FTL travel that open humanity to the stars.

Getting sucked into a vacuum is my worst fear.

Feels great desu senpai.

wrong

I will be famous and you fuckers will serve me

or being in one of those brazen bulls while being dropped down in a sub underwater so the air pressure builds up with the heat while some kind of sound way above the pain threshold is playing and the whole wreck is spinning really fast.

eh, could be worse

At least you weren't black.

Remember kids, it's not the kings that are remembered in 5000 years but the accountants and merchants.

Scribble your name on rocks in as many scripts as possible and spread those cunts out. Some fuckhead archeologists will find one eventually and spend their entire career trying to figure out what it says.

I'm writing a couple books so at least I have that. Also OP: how many people from at least 5 millennia ago can you name?

Humans only developed writing in 3100BC, so your comparison isn't exactly a good one, especially now that we have digital media where your Veeky Forums shitposts will be archived until the sun explodes

Who cares?

You'll be dead. All those figures we talk about - and who will be talked about - will also be dead, and completely unknowing of their "legacy".

All your anxiety over leaving this life will vanish once you actually due.

But peaceful times are interesting too, you edgelord.

>thinks digital media created today will even survive this century.

Wew. Digital media has a notoriously short lifespan.

Not if i tell them directly in the scribble that nothing they ever find in their lives will be significant.

that's neat, I hope they're good books

History ended in 2001. Welcome to one long "present" between now and human extinction.

>dude 9/11 lmao

execute all americans

Reviewhbrah is such an adorable beta guy. He is a perfect example of fitting in such category.

Not if you solve a big problem in the sciences and name whatever you discovered/invented after yourself.

>5000 years
>aliens
ok kid

execute yourself, you foreigners are the reason behind all the ills of the world

I bet that's what Lee Harvey Oswald thought as well, and look at him now.

It's not too late brah

>you will never be Christian Weston Chandler

who would deserve that fate?

Hitler maybe