Did the sumerians invent anime?

did the sumerians invent anime?

yes their gods were waifus and husbandos and their goal in life was to be noticed

They had so many firsts. They walked out if the stone age almost fully formed.

Pretty much. Almost every element you can think of that comprises a civilisation was developed in Sumer.

Literal proof of ancient aliens

No shit, that's where all humans gathered to build the Tower of Babel.

The worst part is they started off without a military :/

When you really think of the implications, that a military was found necessary to develop to defend the only civilization on the planet...

Keeps me up at night. Really polishes my bronze

Cossutantine sempai, I will do my best to win in that sign desu

WE WUZ WEEBS AN SHIET??

You jerk off thinking about the necessity of a military in Sumer?

I am convinced that aliens, anime, and the spirit realm is all inextricably connected

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Sumer did have a military tho. Lagash and Umma were Sumerian cities and they had one of the earliest military engagements on record.

>worshipping worst girls

they do this as a laugh I hope

The "Epic of Gilgamesh" was my favorite anime! A true classic!

Well, they most likely had "militaries" before that, but much less organized.

Think a bunch of ad hoc militias of people defending their stuff/taking others' stuff

first time communicating with another human being???

no r u retard?

They do it with the same fervour as catholics do worshipping Mary.