Nothing more accurately contests the narrative that Nordic, Anglo people's are the most "advanced", in terms of their civilization, than this one machine. For all the chest beating of "first world" countries, then sure can't clean their ass.
Nothing contests the narrative of cultural relativism more completely than this machine either.
Discuss.
Christopher Jones
I refuse to discuss
Matthew Sullivan
Grow up.
William Mitchell
Kill yourself.
Gavin Anderson
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Elijah Campbell
>tfw Chinese cooking makes western chefs look like a bunch of savages eating raw meat with their hands
Logan Green
what language are we speaking right now?
Logan Perez
None. We are reading a language.
Jaxson Diaz
not even him but shut the fuck up.
Cooper Wright
Asians aren't the only ones who preserve eggs lol
Aaron Hernandez
Explain yourself.
Grayson Nguyen
German with French characteristics, unless you're (or should I say, yoo're) an American.
Even the poorest latin countries have bidgets, which allow people to comfortably wash their ass clean. In most English countries this is unheard of, and people settle for "good enough" paper. For comparison, imagine if the world was ruled by a race of people who still wiped the shit out of their ass with their hands.
Mason Ward
You fucking liar China invented the Egg
Joshua Torres
Oh yeah, as an anglo, I totally agree that toilet paper is a fucking dumbass idea as a home convenience (makes sense for traveling though). Anyone who has ever had a full day of liquid shits should know why at least from a comfort angle.
Sebastian Collins
I'm pretty sure those smug scandi's use Bidets though my friend.
As for your argument, just because X has a flaw doesn't mean it cannot possibly be the best of its category. If the competition has more flaws then X would still be the best (assuming you believe the most advanced is the best of course)
>For comparison, imagine if the world was ruled by a race of people who still wiped the shit out of their ass with their hands.
Would such a race also happen to have designated shitting streets?
Jackson Perry
>grow up >says the anglo that lets shit rub onto his underwear, effectively making it a cotton diaper like the old days. really strains my raisins
Alexander Harris
Can't speak for everyone in the anglosphere but in Australia people often go swimming, shower daily (often twice) and use disposable wipes in addition to toilet paper.
It's arguably worse when Europeans dont have a bidet since they don't shower daily.
Andrew Jenkins
>than this one machine.
Drinking fountains?
Luke Peterson
Hitler had shit in his pants all the time no matter how many baths he took. That's because he farted all the time and sometimes followed through.
Noah Sanchez
>The state of Veeky Forums in one picture.
Thomas James
Real men don't mind having skid marks because they distinguish them from women, who almost never do. I would discontinue a relationship with any man whose "dirty" underwear looked even cleaner than my own because to me that makes him a woman with a penis, the worst of both worlds. My ideal man would be a blue-eyed FtM or intersexual on Testosterone with underwear just as bad or worse than my daddy's.
Charles Hill
In the 50s poor Italian immigrants who couldn't afford them actually showered each time after they went the toilet. They considered Americans who just wiped and then went about the rest of their day barbarians.