Sexy Veeky Forumstorical facts, parte dieux

As the first thread was a resounding success, I will start another.
This is a thread for scandalous, prurient, erotic, or otherwise sexy historical anecdotes, tidbits, or events, along with tasteful artwork that depicts them.
I would be greatly honored if the based drawfag responsible for the attached image were to make an appearance.
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To begin, a somewhat un-lewd fact: Geishas did not perform sexual services, and were a distinct social group form that of the prostitute or courtesan. They only provided companionship and entertainment.

Don't they still have that? You rent a girl just to buy her drinks and show her a good time.

Nips are ass backwards.

/r/ing any stories about ancient loli's.
Please. I need this.

Bumping with that greentext user did

>Anne Frank awakens on a chilly September morning on a dusty floor to the now familiar muffle of FlaK 36 AA guns
>She was smuggled out of Amsterdam months ago after she found out she was pregnant because she obviously can't give pop out a kid without waking up the whole town with her screaming
>She now "lives" on a decrepit property used by the Dutch resistance as a meeting place
>takes the occasional ass pounding from Dutch resistance fighters in exchange for more food
>She has no idea the rest of her family was arrested and deported to Auschwitz weeks ago
>Feels lonely and cold all the time
>Lives in dread of both being days away from giving birth and discovery by the Germans who have intensified their efforts to crush the Dutch resistance as Montgomery's tanks race towards the Netherlands
>The distant roar of aircraft engines grows louder
>Anne normally doesn't stick her head out the window for both fear of being seen by a passerby and because she's nine months pregnant and hates moving, but the now incessant noise is too much to ignore
>She peaks out the window
>Sees a low flying C-47 Skytrain passing over
>Then another one
>Then 10
>Soon after that, hundreds
>AA fire sends some of burning planes crashing to the ground, but for every one lost, another 20 make it through
>The gray sky is filled with thousands parachutes slowly drifting to Earth
>In a state of disbelief, Anne forces herself up, and waddles outside
>Some of the paratroopers land right in front of her
>She can vaguely make out flag armbands worn on their right shoulders as the flag of the United States
>Left shoulders have a strange brown and white bird she's never seen before
>Helmets have a white Spade painted on them
>It's fucking Easy Company, 506th PIR

Con't below

>Men from Alabama, Texas, Arkansas, North Carolina, Louisiana, Virginia, West Virginia, Illinois, New York, Oregon, California, Pennsylvania and countless other places spearheading the liberation of the Netherlands from Nazi occupation
>The soldiers begin to cut loose their chutes and life jackets
>Some need help pulling off their gear with the wind tugging their chutes and the harnesses locked
>Some of the soldier finally take notice of her and instinctually begin to raise their weapons before lowering after realizing she's not a German soldier
>Startled by their initially threatening behavior, Anne steps back toward the hut before stopping
>Eventually a half-dozen Americans, led by a tall and uncommonly fine looking officer break away from the mass of men and begin walking up to her
>it'sfuckingcaptainwinters.jpg
>Anne meekly waves at them as they approach, they return the pleasantry
>Winters asks in broken Dutch if she can speak English, she shakes her head repeating "Nee"
>Somewhat exasperated, Winters pulls a map from his jacket pocket and motions for her to point out their location
>She recognizes the nearby road and points it out
>Winter replies "danke" and pockets his map
>Noticing how malnourished she appears, Winters offers her a drink from his canteen
>She accepts, having relied on nothing but the foul-tasting river water for sustenance for days
>Winters quietly signals one of his staff, with a cigar hanging from his mouth to hand her a chocolate bar he had stuffed into his jacket pocket prior to the jump
>Anne misinterprets this gesture of kindness as an expectation of a favor and begins to unbutton her top
>A deeply religious man, Winters is offended and sharply says "no" in his native tongue, motioning for her to stop
>Embarrassed, Anne rebuttons her top, the other soldiers stare in bewilderment George Luz has to hold back the urge to laugh
>The sound of distant gunfire, followed by screaming breaks the silence

Cont' below

>Winters turns and notices a windmill in the distance with a parachute and a motionless figure hanging off of the fan
>He yells at the rest of Easy to get back in the moment and prepare to engage German troops attacking the DZ
>The entire company begin running toward the windmill nearby
>He turns to Anne and sternly points at the hut telling her to stay inside
>Understanding the message, Anne moves back inside and shuts the door
>Winters finally begins to run to catch up with the rest of the company who are already taking cover and opening fire on a column of German troops

And 60 years later, Anne Frank's claim to fame is a cameo in Band of Brothers Episode 4, Replacements

As a former pathetic betafag, I would have been delighted at the prospect of any sort of female companionship, even if purchased. Makes perfect sense to me, especially in such a... restrained culture.

Only seven posts in and I've already lost faith in humanity four times.

>2017
>Not liking wholesome preggo Anne Frank art
I SHIGGY DIGGIT

Also,
There is no credible evidence that the infamous poisoner of antiquity, Locusta, was raped to death by a giraffe. This is likely a modern invention, as no author writing before c. 2000 AD makes any mention of this event.

Jeff made it cool

It's it true that sometimes female slaves/captives were made to be raped by things such as Lions in the coliseum?

About 25 years ago I fucked your mom

Likely a modern fiction as well.
"...[these anecdotes stem from] the notoriously fanciful quasi-fictional book about gladiator games, Those About to Die by Daniel P. Mannix. Indeed, in chapter 5 of that book, Mannix spins a wholly fictional and very lurid tale about a beast trainer whose work includes inducing various animal, including giraffes, to have sex with women prisoners, and Mannix also alludes to the episode from Apuleius. Still, there is no connection to Locusta."
i.e. Likely the inventions of a modern zoophile.

I don't get it. Is that supposed to be Anne Frank or something?

The really low-dollar (basically painted-up whores, not really even Geishas) and really high-dollar (highly trained, very expensive and generally exclusive; more like a mistress than anything else) ones did. The vast majority either didn't or stopped at selling their virginity.

Take a wild guess buddy

deviants-despository.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=anne_frank
These are all by the same guy. I want more, his style is utterly fantastic. A nice mix of anime stylization and western realism.
I probably should have mentioned that, but I figured they were more outliers than anything.

There were actually a fair amount of both, but for different reasons. The cheap ones were basically whores that wore a lot of makeup, charged by the night and did a lot of flirting beforehand and the expensive ones were usually well-educated women from more-or-less minor nobility who were more like a wife substitute for the nobleman on the go than anything else.

WWII fantasies are shit, post more pre-modern sexy stuff.

I know right. They're very nice. Especially how all the colorized ones have a very soft almost dreaming feel to them. Hauntingly beautiful. The artist definitely found the right balance between Western elegance and low-key Japanese sensualness (without taking it completely over the top).

Also, Anne's facial expression on the one where she's standing by the window is stunning in it's own right. The mix of fear, embarrassment, and tears (of shame, terror, joy or all three) make for a very interesting look into the human condition.

>implying WW2 wasn't one of the best times to get laid if you were American

I like sexy Veeky Forums. Original drawfag here, i posted a few more sketches (one image) in this thread:

I gotta go for now, but ill be back later. Cheers lads.

Glad to have you back! The sketches are great. If you ever need inspiration, check out the previous thread, a ton of good stuff was posted.

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Blue eyes, really? Just like anime?

It's very uncommon, but there are some Asians with naturally blue eyes.

Great, although I more liked how you did the window one with brown hair, flowery dress, the more realistic dimensions, and the side profile. You should definitely do more of those.

Check out the previous thread , I think there was a request for an Operation Market Garden themed one. You could always combine it with . Maybe Anne scared and holding her belly protectively coming face to face with a steely-eyed member of Easy Company looking down at her (she would've been shorter than the average American paratrooper) with the Market Garden airdrops in the Dutch countryside for the background.

Only in Central Asia and Mongolia. It's clearly because they're mixed with Indo-Europeans. There are no Indo-European genes in Japan as far as I'm aware.

Good to hear, i shall.

"Hey Jimbo! You wanna give me a hand?"

Dumb question.

Why is she crying in ?

Are it the tears of joy, anguish, terror, or a combination of the three?

Paean fan?

That's bullshit. Japs just have too much national pride and prudishness to admit they were obviously hookers. Read any texts from the time, they sucked major dicks.

Isn't there a family hiding in an attic in the mission just before Arnhem Knights?

I always thought was a supposed to be a subtle reference to Anne Frank.

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No lewd pic pls, im trying to read this at work.

>>Men from Alabama, Texas, Arkansas, North Carolina, Louisiana, Virginia, West Virginia, Illinois, New York, Oregon, California, Pennsylvania and countless other places spearheading the liberation of the Netherlands from Nazi occupation

But it's common knowledge that Canada liberated the Netherlands

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>History refers to the academic discipline which uses a narrative to examine and analyse a sequence of past events, and objectively determine the patterns of cause and effect that determine them

When Frenchmen arrived in Saint-Domingue, they often took mixed wives to better integrate in colonial society. These women were often themselves either daughters of free mixed women, or of slaves impregnated by their masters but were very influential as they were the middlewomen between France, and colonial society. The children born of these unions were sometimes sent to France to be educated, especially when the father was of noble origins.

This created an entire mulatto middle class that would be instrumental in the early days of the Haitian revolution, but who then got fucked over when it got out of control as that middle class was hated by pretty much everyone. Slaves hated them because despite being mixed, they were still slave owners and thought of themselves as superiors to the "pure" blacks. The "Grand Blancs", the French, white, often land owning elites, saw them as degenerate half breeds. The "Petits Blancs", the white lower and middle class hated them more than everyone else, for both racial and economical reasons, especially the women who did the dangerous trip from France, only to land in a malaria infested island where all their men were promptly snagged away by mixed women.

>boss comes in while you're in the bathroom
>reads Herodotus' fanfic collection and guys asking for pregnant Anne Frank/Band of Brothers crossover fan art
>get fired anyway

Fuck off Herodotus, you used sexy bait to get your audience's attention all the time.

He's listing off the states Easy Company members came from.

Surprisingly, most including Dick Winters were from Pennsylvania.

Also, the Canadians weren't heavily involved in Market Garden, it was mostly just the US, UK, and Polish Army-in-Exile.

>tfw no ambitious mulatto to snatch me away

;_;

>Pompeiifags make porn
>pic related
>a volcano erupts and kills Pompeiifags
THIS IS THE SIGN OF THE RIGHTFUL GOD!
OBEY HIM!

>liberation of the Netherlands
>market garden

Chose one & only one

cringiest post i've seen all day

>Anne Frank
>No thick eyebrows

>"sad space marine"
>is guardsman

why?

weeb disinformation

BLACKED

t. butthurt frenchie

i'm not french, i'm kiwi.


it's just cringey.

Here's a lewd fact: shudō, or "way of the boys". Japan had a tradition of monastic and military pederast relationships. Basically young men would find a mentor a few years older who would teach how to be a good man, and once that young man turned into a man, he would do the same with another young man. These relations were not always sexual, but still. You have explicit reference to this kind of same-sex relationship even in the Tale of Genji, so we can assume this was fairly common in the upper classes. Male prostitutes (often male kabuki actors used to playing female roles prostituting themselves) were also fairly common. They basically had a Greek/Roman-style attitude towards homosexual relationships: they were tolerated, as long as you still got married and had children.

All these traditions were kinda repressed before, and totally faded out during Japan's quick modernisation the late 19th century, though.

>implying they actually faded out

>Allies successfully captured everything South of Arnhem
>Allied soldiers greeted everywhere they went as saviors
>not liberation

t. Revisionist weaboo

>Operation Market Garden liberated the Netherlands
>The Allies had failed to cross the Rhine and the river remained a barrier to their advance into Germany until offensives at Remagen, Oppenheim, Rees and Wesel in March 1945. The failure of Market Garden to form a foothold over the Rhine ended Allied expectations of finishing the war by Christmas 1944.[19]

There are Ainu though

There's literally no evidence outside stormfront on this

>Several stories about the circumstances of her death at age 67 in 1796 probably originated soon after. A common story states that she died as a result of her voracious sexual appetite while attempting sexual intercourse with a stallion—the story holds that the harness holding the horse above her broke, and she was crushed.[8] This story took root after her servants reported her visits to the stalls of Arabian stallions for long hours without supervision. Another story stating that she died on the toilet when her seat broke under her, is true only in small part: she did collapse in a bathroom from a stroke, but after that she died while being cared for in her bed. This tale was widely circulated and even jokingly referred to by Aleksandr Pushkin in one of his untitled poems. ("Haкaз пиcaлa, флoты жглa, / И yмepлa, caдяcь нa cyднo."—literal translation: "Decreed the orders, burned the fleets / And died boarding a vessel," the last line can also be translated as "And died sitting down on the toilet.") There existed also a version on alleged assassination, by spring blades hidden in a toilet seat.[3]

Never saw any Ainu with blue eyes. They look similar to Caucasians because they're a proto-mongoloid people like the Maori and northern Amerindians, not because they're directly mixed with them.

>An erotic cabinet, ordered by Catherine the Great, seems to have been adjacent to her suite of rooms in Gatchina. The furniture was highly eccentric with tables that had large penises for legs. Penises and vulvas were carved out on the furniture. The walls were covered in erotic art. Some erotic artifacts from Pompeii were even brought into Russia to augment this collection.There was also a statue of a naked woman and a naked man in the erotic cabinet.

>There are photographs of this room and a Russian eye-witness has described the interior but the Russian authorities have always been very secretive about this peculiar Czarist heritage. The rooms and the furniture were seen in 1941 by two Wehrmacht officers but they seem to have vanished since then. However, investigators are looking into the possibility of locating these lost rooms with black lights.[9][10] A documentary by Peter Woditsch suggests that the cabinet was in the Peterhof Palace and not in Gatchina.[11]

>Rumors of Catherine's private life had a large basis in the fact that she took many young lovers, even while in old age. (Lord Byron's Don Juan, around the age of twenty-two, becomes her lover after the siege of Ismail (1790), in a fiction written only about twenty-five years after Catherine's death in 1796.)[2] She also had a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old boy. This practice was not unusual by the court standards of the day, nor was it unusual to use rumour and innuendo of sexual excess politically. One of her early lovers, Stanisław August Poniatowski, was later supported by her to become a king of Poland.[3]

>One unfavorable rumor was that Alexander Dmitriev-Mamonov and her later lovers were chosen by Prince Potemkin himself, after the end of the long relationship Catherine had with Potemkin, where he, perhaps, was her morganatic husband. After Mamonov eloped from the 60-year-old Empress with a 16-year-old maid of honour and married her, the embittered Catherine reputedly revenged herself of her rival "by secretly sending policemen disguised as women to whip her in her husband's presence".[4] However, another account claims that there is no truth in this story.[5]

>According to some contemporaries close to Catherine, Countess Praskovya Bruce was prized by her as "L'éprouveuse", or "tester of male capacity."[6] Every potential lover was to spend a night with Bruce before he was admitted into Catherine's personal apartments. Their friendship was cut short when Bruce was found "in an assignment" with Catherine's youthful lover, Rimsky-Korsakov, ancestor of the composer; they both later withdrew from the imperial court to Moscow.
>In his memoirs Charles François Philibert Masson (1762-1807) wrote that Catherine had "two passions, which never left her but with her last breath: the love of man, which degenerated into licentiousness, and the love of glory, which sunk into vanity. By the first of these passions, she was never so far governed as to become a Messalina, but she often disgraced both her rank and sex: by the second, she was led to undertake many laudable projects, which were seldom completed, and to engage in unjust wars, from which she derived at least that kind of fame which never fails to accompany success".[7]

So are hostesses just modern day Geishas?

>everything South of Arnhem
So if an invading force only captured Cornwall, you would tell people that they captured all of England?

>The Allies had failed to cross the Rhine and...
... the rest of the Netherlands would have to endure a final dreadful winter under Nazi occupation.

...meaning the liberation wasn't over. Some of the country was liberated, and it would be completed in a few months.

This is literally a non-argument, I don't what you people are on about.

I guess? They certainly seem analogous, at least the Japanese ones.

Constantine says it better than I ever could, but remember that the historical Jesus, (which almost all secular scholars agreed did in fact exist) was sired from leakage from Mary's ass into her cooch.

Point is, Americans, along with the British and Poles started the liberation of the Netherlands with jumping into it during Market Garden and their sacrifices (1st Airborne alone was effectively massacred) should be honored as such.

How likely was it that Frank was GOYED by a German officer?

6,000,000%

Bumping

'nother Bump

>look through current thread and old thread
>not one of you has posted Shakespeare

Sauce? Asking for a friend.

What stuff are you working right now?

I was gonna make a request but I don't want ask for a redundant one someone else already did.

hey

Rosa!?

>Indo-European genes
Please don't pretend to understand population genetics

>Jeff Mangum successfully builds his time machine using /mu/'s weaponized autism to power it
>transports himself back Amsterdam in July 1944
>gets picked up by the Gestapo after opening fire on a checkpoint manned by German soldiers with a 12-gauge shotgun
>tortured as a suspected spy
>eventually broken down to the point where he winds up mouthing off Anne Frank's address
>Anne Frank's family is found and arrested as a result of this information
>Jeff deported to Germany and executed as part of the Nacht und Nebel program
>mfw Mangumgate is the ultimate time paradox

Cuckporn from the fucking ancient past? How have white people survived even this long?

I love that image

It's not, it's a reference too gunfire killing civies a lot of the time so they start hiding.

>Netherlands
>1944
>Dutch family hiding in attic with a squad of SS soldiers right below them
>Jimmy "putting the SS in Swiss cheese" Patterson machine guns Krauts Al Capone-style, single-handedly saving said family from whatever grisly fate awaited them

Sounds kinda someone subtly adding poetic justice into the storyline. What a shame Sgt. Randleman couldn't have been there IRL guarding the Annex door with his M1 and Bayonet. Even if he fell and the poor girl faced the same cruel destiny, it would've been the death befitting of a warrior. A noble knight struck down defending an innocent with sword in his hand.

>A noble knight struck down defending an innocent with sword in his hand.

Truer words have been spoken by this one

>The enraged Turkish soldiers . . . gave no quarter. When they had massacred and there was no longer any resistance, they were intent on pillage and roamed through the town stealing, disrobing, pillaging, killing, raping, taking captive men, women, children, old men, young men, monks, priests, people of all sorts and conditions . . . There were virgins who awoke from troubled sleep to find those brigands standing over them with bloody hands and faces full of abject fury. This medley of all nations, these frantic brutes stormed into their houses, dragged them, tore them, forced them, dishonored them, raped them at the cross-roads and made them submit to the most terrible outrages. It is even said that at the mere sight of them many girls were so stupefied that they almost gave up the ghost.

Hot

Why does /leftypol/ love this cunt? All shit did was lead a failed revolution in Germany and get cannibalized by her fellow lefties.

Post some sexy history instead of trying to start stupid arguments about "lefties" and "lefty/pol/"

>Chinese women have always been considered second-class citizens. Only the males in the family counted. Many families sold their girls into slavery for pennies. They were shipped to California and sold to the highest bidder. Stranded in a country where they didn’t know the language, or have the ability to read it, they each signed a document stating they were to prostitute their bodies for a given term–usually seven years. If, however, during that time, they were sick even one day, two weeks would be added to their indenture. If sick more than one day, one month would be added to their servitude. During the woman’s monthly cycle, she would automatically be “ill” and unable to perform her duties. So every month, one more month was added, meaning she would never be free until she died or became too old for prostitution.

>Unless the girl was exceptionally beautiful and became the toy of a wealthy merchant, the lot of these women was to be placed in a crib in Chinatown. The cribs were two small rooms occupied by as many as six women at a time. They took turns standing in front of the caged opening, dressed only in a silk blouse, enticing men with a display of their charms and voice. The average crib girl lasted only six years. Many of these women became fearful and lashed out in anger toward anyone. When this happened, they were chained to a bed and fed narcotics, usually opium, until they calmed down and began to work again.

historyimagined.wordpress.com/2015/08/14/the-yellow-slave-trade/