Who's the most /r9k/ person in history (before 1990)
Who's the most /r9k/ person in history (before 1990)
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Landon Reed
Claudius.
Literally the most beta man in history
Gabriel Butler
Leon Czolgosz, McKinley's Assassin.
He lived with his parents and self radicalized on revolutionary literature. He tried to join a sect of anarchists but they thought he acted too weird and must be a fink.
Joshua Jackson
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Ryan Howard
>claudius
>beta
you obviously dony know claudius
Nathaniel Perez
>his wife fucks half the Senate and their spans
>wife has a competition with a prostitute to see how many people they can fuck in one day and his wife wins
>wife publicly marries another man while Claudius is out of town visiting the nearby port of Ostia
>Claudius finds out about it and is reluctant to even punish her
Jayden Gray
*Senate and their slaves
Hunter Hughes
The good of /r9k/
Lincoln Morales
That one guy who had a secret back door just so he could avoid women. What's his name?
Ayden Wilson
>he actual believes the standard Roman slanderous propaganda of sexual impropriety
Jeremiah Powell
Joseph Goebbels, Heinrich Himmler and Adolf Hitler.
Eli Green
That was newton. He also dressed far older than what was the current fashion.
Anthony Martinez
Himmler and Goebbels had wives, children and education and Hitler was a fucking war hero.
How about you?
Hudson Bell
They used to be fucking losers and Goebbels was depressed because of his limp that everyone made fun of. He was even a marxist at one point. Also Hitler was a complete beta faggot.
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Jason Cox
>en.wikipedia.org
>teenaged boy has an infatuation with an older girl and is awkward as fuck
Holy shit, it's such a unique story
Andrew Campbell
Most aren't as pathetic and creepy as that though. Also his war stories are embellished and his Jewish officer basically gave him a participation award.
Henry Roberts
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Charles Wright
This. I kind of feel bad how he fumbled from another political fuck up to next
Nolan Parker
hard to say if /r9k/ or just stupid.
Jason Thompson
His mother also utterly despised him and the only reason he survived Caligula is because he was a stuttering laughing stock used as the court jester
Oliver Myers
Pretty much all the ancient greek philosophers were literally neckbearded autists
Cooper Wright
Kaiser Wilhelm
>Wrote erotic letters and stories about his mum
>Family was ashamed of him
>Started badly because of his arm
>Couldn't stop touching his dick when he was young
>People pretended to like him and he thought they were his real friends
>Fumbled around politically
>Had depression partly caused by a bad impression he left from an interview
>Covered up his hand all the time and was always embarrassed of it
He was the most /r9k/ historical figure but his life improved in exile- look how happy he is in this pic.
Christopher Parker
No, pretty sure it's different guy. Damned if I can remember who, though. And google's just giving me "why women aren't scientists" articles when I try searching.
Hunter Sanchez
Also liked to shit talk other robots in the newspapers (internet)
Asher Allen
it was kant right
Jackson Fisher
Shit talked Brits, Japs, Frogs and Ruskies. Willy would have been an excellent shitposter.
Bentley Powell
You're thinking of Henry Cavendish.
Jose Thomas
>Also his war stories are embellished and his Jewish officer basically gave him a participation award.
oh its you again