Is this the greatest example of damage control in history?
>H-he totally meant to be crucified, guys! It was all part of the plan.
>He could totally have BTFO'd those Romans with his God powers if he wanted, he just didn't want to.
>Also he came back from dead. No, you can't see him, he, uh, he went back to heaven. We saw him though. Come on, trust us.
Is this the greatest example of damage control in history?
Asher Sullivan
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Logan King
All religions are based on suspension of disbelief
Nobody ACTUALLY thinks shit like magic and gods exist besides the mentally ill. Seriously, poke and prod any religious person and they'll admit this much.
Blake White
0/10 weak bait
Benjamin Morgan
OP is a buttblasted pharisee.
God died for our sins. We are justified by faith in Him. Works won't get you to heaven.
And don't worry, the next time Christ comes back it will be as a lion, not a sheep.
Alexander Thomas
First Chaos came, and then broad-bosomed Earth,
The everlasting seat of all that is,
And Love. In other words, after Chaos, the Earth and Love, these two, came into being. Also Parmenides sings of Generation:
First in the train of gods, he fashioned Love. And Acusilaus agrees with Hesiod. Thus numerous are the witnesses who acknowledge Love to be the eldest of the gods.
Connor Rodriguez
it's not like he was going around saying LOL I AM INVULNERABLE COME AT ME PLEBS
Luke Stewart
>j--j-jesus will save us and kill the infidels!
>any moment now! believe it!
>meanwhile Islam took over the entire North Africa, and is now taking over Southern Africa and Europe
Ayden Sanders
Yes, or at least it's up there. Christianity is a mental illness. So are Judaism and Islam.
Jason Sanders
>christians go to heaven
>muslims are going to hell
>jesus was the son of god
>mohammed was a false prophet
gee.. what a hard choice
Brody Watson
Atheism is a mental illness.
Carson Fisher
>that image
C R I N G E
Brody Young
Welcome to Veeky Forums newfag.
Mason Rodriguez
I know, internet atheists are cringey.
Carter Ortiz
قَالَ إِنِّي عَبْدُ اللَّهِ آتَانِيَ الْكِتَابَ وَجَعَلَنِي نَبِيًّا
[Jesus] said, "Indeed, I am the servant of Allah . He has given me the Scripture and made me a prophet.
وَجَعَلَنِي مُبَارَكًا أَيْنَ مَا كُنتُ وَأَوْصَانِي بِالصَّلَاةِ وَالزَّكَاةِ مَا دُمْتُ حَيًّا
And He has made me blessed wherever I am and has enjoined upon me prayer and zakah as long as I remain alive
وَبَرًّا بِوَالِدَتِي وَلَمْ يَجْعَلْنِي جَبَّارًا شَقِيًّا
And [made me] dutiful to my mother, and He has not made me a wretched tyrant.
وَالسَّلَامُ عَلَيَّ يَوْمَ وُلِدتُّ وَيَوْمَ أَمُوتُ وَيَوْمَ أُبْعَثُ حَيًّا
And peace is on me the day I was born and the day I will die and the day I am raised alive."
ذَٰلِكَ عِيسَى ابْنُ مَرْيَمَ ۚ قَوْلَ الْحَقِّ الَّذِي فِيهِ يَمْتَرُونَ
That is Jesus, the son of Mary - the word of truth about which they are in dispute.
Justin Taylor
>Detailed Documentary Exposing Islam (3 hours)
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>Muhammad the World's Most Evil Man?
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>Evidence Muhammad was Demon Possessed
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>Original Sources Koran Stole its Stories From
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>Allah = Satan
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>Why the Quran Was Revealed in Arabic
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>Why We Are Afraid, A 1400 Year Secret
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Anyone who denies that Christ is the Son of God, he is an antichrist.
Mohammed (piss be upon him) was a schizophrenic false prophet.
Lucas Nelson
A christian made that image, not an atheist.
Henry Howard
"Why do you ask me about what is good?" Jesus replied. "There is only One who is good. If you want to enter life, keep the commandments." (Matthew 19:17)
Owen Campbell
>implying all Christians go to heaven and not just the 140 000 best ones
The quota probably already got filled up in the middle ages
Chase Bailey
does he do it for free?
Hudson Cooper
>2017
>he hasn't accepted the Superior Islamic Cock yet
Caleb Thomas
Making people better warriors doesn't make a set of thoughts true. Keep in mind that the Saracens were also motivated by religious faith.
Leo Adams
Dude god is real guise belieb me guise hes actually real
Whats that? No I don't need evidence because the bible. Just look at the universe! Clearly someone made that shit up in 6 days! Nah no way space dust formed rocks and stars, clearly one specific war deity from one specific culture in one specific region is the true god everyone else is wrong.
Dude! How can you even say that I'm wrong look at this quote
"God is good; Believe in God or you're going to be in Hell forever"
4:20 - The Book of I'm Right and You're Wrong
Pffttttt fucking Fedoras
Why aren't more women willing to revert back to ancient ways of living aka pleasing me?