Reasons not to invest in a coin:

Reasons not to invest in a coin:

>"it's the Facebook/Reddit/Craigslist/whatever of crypto"
>"""insider info"""
>its name ends in bean
>there's an obvious discord filled with shills creating dozens of threads to pump and dump (DGB, PoSW, SWT)
>it's not on any of the top 5 exchanges
>no one can tell you why it's worth anything, just that it's going to magically go up (ARK)
>low Sharpe ratio compared to competitors [Sharpe(ZCoin) > Sharpe(ZCash)]

What am I missing?

solid observations mate. Thanks for not naming any of the coins in my portfolio.

You probably don't even know what ARK does.

Why don't you fill me in then ARKman?

it was created by kikes who put a few lines in the source code that magically allows them to create more/destroy coins

>it wuz made by the satelite inventor xD
>its gonna moon dont miss out

I actually made some cash with bitbean.

No, don't be lazy. Read up on it yourself.

The most I'll do is send you to ark.io\

>protip: read roadmaps and whitepapers on coins.

>No, don't be lazy. Read up on it yourself.

LOL it's like pottery, just as I said in the OP:

>no one can tell you why it's worth anything, just that it's going to magically go up (ARK)

> Has no volume or volume just recently