How did Italy manage that

Is Italy the most lucky/smart country ever?

>ww1 starts
>stay neutral than attack the guys you had a defensive alliance with
>win the war and destroy the austrian empire
>ww2 starts
>army sucks and lose africa
>shitolini loses in Greece too
>get btfo by everyone
>manages to get out of the war with no occupation and few territorial changes while Germany gets divided like a cake and occupied

How the fuck did they do that I mean it's not like they were the best at war but how did they manage to win a war (ww1) beating one of the strongest empire at the time and to not have the same faith as Germany in ww2?

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>than attack
I meant "then" god fucking damnit no bully pls

nobody ever saw them as a threat so nobody bothered to "punish" them
like when the nerd kid tries to get people in dodgeball during gym class. it's cute, but you know you can dodge his attacks and just smash his face in any time you want

You always can delete post/thread and create new, dummy.

pic related is the human equivalent of italy

You can't delete an OP.

And Italy didn't piss off the russians like Germany did.

Maybe it's because of the Holy See and the Pope, and their trappings to to the people

>join war against a badly performing empire beset on different fronts that couldn't even invade Serbia properly
>get into a three year long near-stalemate where you actually lose territory
>eventually the empire is basically starving, beginning to literally fall apart and the war is lost for the enemy alliance
>kick the open door in and claim victory
>don't even get the concessions you wanted

Germany was divided because both Allied factions (communist and capitalist) invaded. Italy was only invaded by the capitalist Allies.

Honestly it wasnt due to the war effort on their part, but had more to do that they were invaded by capitalists and were prone to socialist sentiment post war.

Say what you will about the allies, but they learned from the post wwI era

Italy had only numbers in her favour, everything else was either inferior or equal to what A-H had.

The Western Front was also a stealmate. France and the UK were fighting a Germany busy with Russia, and yet the frontline barely moved.

The London Pact outright excluded Fiume (gotta leave a port to Austria-Hungary), Italy getting it would have been over what were promised in exchange of entering the war. Also, telling Croatia to get stuffed was very much against the Spirit of Veirsalles; and they could not give a piece of Turkey to Italy because Atäturk kicked everyone out.

We wuz alive n shit

Look at that italy lost almost no troops and civilians, how the fuck did they do that and how

Diplomatic skills and chivalry with the prisoners, italy used to save the live of their prisoners, even russian prisoners were treated well, most of times, and soldiers in russia when they scout to search food in the houses or farms but the conditions were so shit that they usually gave their rations to the kids they found. So basically when they were capture by the enemy they were usually treated better then the germans.

Italian have no loyalty to germancucks. Why would they? Germancucks repeatedly destroyed Italian goverments throughout history.

>Germancucks repeatedly destroyed Italian goverments throughout history
>tfw they are doing it even today

Because allies controlled all of Italy. Giving France an occupied territory and council seat was all posturing to occupy most of Germany despite the soviets

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During WWI, the Italians really wanted Dalmatia, and Britain and France promised them that. My guess is if the Italian government and population knew how little the British and French were going to give them, they would have stayed neutral.

As for WWII incompetence, Rommel said that the average Italian soldier was fine, but the Italian officers were shit. I think that has to do with Mussolini's purges.